12.4.09. Well, that only took me forever to update.

Also, now you can follow me on Twitter, because I'm way too lazy for LJ: Krum_Cake.

"Cut me a slice of that Krum cake!"

Name: Leah

Age: 20 - OH MY GOD, I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS

About: I'm a silly, awkward little girl who kind of dislikes Twilight but loves the Quileute characters enough to write fanfiction about them. Before you ask, the main reason I dislike Twilight is because I can't stand Bella or Edward (don't kill me, please?). I have my reasons, but I don't want to go on ranting for pages, especially since that would probably insult some of you and I'm not out to do that. So my stories don't feature much Edward/Bella stuff, if that's all right. I definitely acknowledge the ship and I certainly don't bash it in my fics, I just don't prefer to write about it.

As a side note, you probably won't see me writing much about Sam/Leah. Why? Simply because my name is Leah and my brother's name is Sam. 'Nuff said.

I'm a busy college girl now, but I'll try to update as often as I can. I can't guarantee chapter postings that you could practically base your mental calendar around, but I promise not to leave you hanging around for months, wondering if my textbooks have eaten me alive or not. For those of you that actually give a crap (all 1.6 of you) I'm majoring in journalism and it's my dream to work at a magazine one day. I don't know which magazine yet, but I have some time to figure all that out. Knowing me, I'm just gonna end up living in a cardboard box in the middle of the street, playing my viola for money.

Current Avatar: Blue-footed boobys are adorable. They seriously have blue feet. And they dance.

Next Project: Must...finish...gift exchange fic...in time...

Poll: I'm just curious.

Twitter: Click the homepage link above and follow me! Or stalk me without officially "following" me. Whatever floats your boat. I'm sure you all care about my lame life. I have awkward moments daily and I can't wait to share them with the world.

Current Stories

Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth — Twilight, Post BD, canon-compliant, Seth/?, WIP

The Outlandish, Imponderable, and Altogether Unorthodox Courtship of Isabella Swan — Twilight, AU/AH, Edward/Bella, complete