11.04.09. I'm sure you guys would rather see me actually write a freaking update, but instead I'm floozying around in other parts of the fandom. But this time it's for a good cause! I'm auctioning off ten mini-fics (500-1000 words) of the wolf-pack variety for Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation, as part of the glorious Fandom Gives Back initiative. The fics will be first come, first serve, and I have no specific price tag, just a minimum donation of 10 dollars. Bidding is November 15-20. I mean, basically you tell me what to write, I put my own spin on it, and what you pay goes to help kids with cancer. There's no way to lose!

Interested? Follow the links!

Alex's Lemonade Stand

The Twilight Fandom Gives Back

My Auction Thread

In other, completely unrelated news, now you can follow me on Twitter, because I'm way too lazy for LJ: Krum_Cake.

"Cut me a slice of that Krum cake!"

Name: Leah

Age: 20 - OH MY GOD, I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS

About: I'm a silly, awkward little girl who kind of dislikes Twilight but loves the Quileute characters enough to write fanfiction about them. Before you ask, the main reason I dislike Twilight is because I can't stand Bella or Edward (don't kill me, please?). I have my reasons, but I don't want to go on ranting for pages, especially since that would probably insult some of you and I'm not out to do that. So my stories don't feature much Edward/Bella stuff, if that's all right. I definitely acknowledge the ship and I certainly don't bash it in my fics, I just don't prefer to write about it.

As a side note, you probably won't see me writing much about Sam/Leah. Why? Simply because my name is Leah and my brother's name is Sam. 'Nuff said.

I'm a busy college girl now, but I'll try to update as often as I can. I can't guarantee chapter postings that you could practically base your mental calendar around, but I promise not to leave you hanging around for months, wondering if my textbooks have eaten me alive or not. For those of you that actually give a crap (all 1.6 of you) I'm majoring in journalism and it's my dream to work at a magazine one day. I don't know which magazine yet, but I have some time to figure all that out. Knowing me, I'm just gonna end up living in a cardboard box in the middle of the street, playing my viola for money.

Current Avatar: Blue-footed boobys are adorable. They seriously have blue feet. And they dance.

Next Project: Two words: Jessica Stanley.

Poll: I'm just curious.

Twitter: Click the homepage link above and follow me! Or stalk me without officially "following" me. Whatever floats your boat. I'm sure you all care about my lame life. I have awkward moments daily and I can't wait to share them with the world.

Current Stories

Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth — Twilight, Post BD, canon-compliant, Seth/?, WIP

The Outlandish, Imponderable, and Altogether Unorthodox Courtship of Isabella Swan — Twilight, AU/AH, Edward/Bella, complete