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Disclaimer:

This is pointless to say, I don’t own any of the characters mentioned in any stories posted on this site. Why on God's green earth would the original creator of any title post on a site called FAN FICTION when they can put it on tv, dvd or video game and make it real? Or as far as real for fictional characters can go.

Again, not to the people but to the conniving creators and investors and producers that own the creators' soul, I don't own any of the said characters you will see mentioned. I'll appease to them so they won't sue me. (corporate suit bastards...)

People who post with OCs integrated with characters or stories at all are idiots. I don't want to read about your not so original character, they're all the same. Dark past, 'nice' to look at, the so called better version of yourself who's personality is exactly the same as everyone else's. It's clear to me you want to conform to be exactly like everyone else in the real world, but since you can't you make character copies of the ideal persona that everyone on the net has. You're all tools. That sums up everyones OCs, E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E-S'. Please, go suck on a stick of lit dynamite. (I sure some people aren't laughing anymore at this point. "No, how dare you insults my precious "insert really long or cheesy name"! I hate joo! =o" I hate jew? ... Now I'm offended.)

Also girl's who can't help but side mention themselves are just as bad. The flat characters (this is not an insult, it's a literary term) you add in, you give them depth by mentioning gender and features, which is unnecessary and you waste my time by making me read those boring descriptions when you could have just as easily said "person."

Example: A girl dress in sort of gothic outfit and carrying a Jack Skellington purse happened to walk pass the two boys passionately kissing, which then she ran off blushing not believing what she just saw. Hurray, pointless interlude!

Instead try:

The two males so deeply impassioned in their make-out didn't noticed as a person happened to stumble upon the surprising sight, thankfully the said person left just as quickly and the two boys continued on... rant rant, ect ect, DETAILS and unrealistic sex.

I love yaoi and I do yuri for I am the founder of: IILO. The International Interracial Lesbian Orgy. Committed bi-courious under-aged virgins welcomed.

I understand all that I just said may be offensive, annoying and rude but I made an attempt to be comical about it, hopefully you got at least a cheap laugh about it. If not, do not blame me for your lack of a sense of humor. If it makes you feel any better; I'm a 16 year old girl. (ae reference)

I can't stand people who fill up these profile with fake statistics. Guess what, I'm part of the 98 that DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

PS: I don't know what PS means, I think it's French or something. Would someone mind telling me? I'm too lazy to do my own research, like the people who use Wikipedia.

Now to do something that's remarkably misinterpreted as witty; I'll end my discussion with something that's goes far below using LEET speak. An emote! :D

(Seriously people, I dare you to submit a resume with one of those...)

PPS: No more telling me what PS means! My brains is about to go off like the twin towers.

Okay, I know that was low, I wasn't even gonna post it till I realized I'd be hypocritical of everything I just said by holding back. My heart goes out to innocent lives lost, the innocent ones but I'm not mocking them. When you can joke about thing that's makes that said thing a smaller issue. If we could all laugh at racism and homophobia they'd be the laughing stocks and be demeaned and have no power. Terrorist can blow up this nations buildings but it will never destroy the spirit or foundations this great country stands on.

Now that I think about, if you got mad at the towers joke consider this: I just took time out of your life to make you remember it.

Peace.