Name: Lyson Payne (Pronounced: Lie Sin. Pain)

'What doesn't kill You - Makes you Vengeful'

:3

Just so you know, if you read any of my fanfiction, I'll love updating it far more if I get a sweet -even short- review!

And Let it be said that I am a die hard and ultimate Tala Ivanov fan!!

My Number #1 = Tala Ivanov

Favorite Pairing EVER! - KaiXTala (Ain't no better loving :D)

Second Favorite Pairing - BeyondXL (Yes Pleeeeease!)

NB: 1: I've deleted several stories of mine that may or may not be reposted.

On My Deviant Art Page you can find random art inspired by some fanfiction on here that I've written.

Right at the bottom after all my blabbing, you will find progress reports on my stories!

Also: Most of my stories are inspired by music so most of them have titles or chapter titles of songs by the band that inspired the story! In case you think you recognize it, you probably do.

Complete - Means the story is complete...duh. | On Hold - Means its not priority to me right now and may or may not be updated or continued. | Update To Be Written - Means that I haven't started typing the update but it's in line. | Update In Progress - Means that I have started typing the update and it may be posted soon. | Updated - Means I have updated recently and you may have to wait for me to get around to another update.

If I fail to update for a long while, please bare with me, I do try to get the time as often as possible but even so, sometimes I just dont have the inspiration to write anything good. And in case people dont know...alot of my stories are not pre planned and I make them up as I type only with a vague idea of what I want it to add up to x3

Story Loves: Plot (unless its listed as plotless smut then its all good!) ; Realism ; Detail (yes please!) ; Humor (even in a serious story some sarcastic humor is appreciated) ; Good Grammer (i certainly do try myself!) ; Good Timeline (dont choke a 3 chapter situation/idea into 10 paragraphs, just kill yourself) ; Good Yaoi/BL/ and even Het or Yuri -if its your thing- (in all the right places -hehe-)

My Typing Weakness:I'm a comma whore! Full stops hardly interest me, if Word didn't scream at me with red lines and green lines I'd use a full stop once in a while. Total fail...

Seriously:

The first yaoi fanfic I ever read was completely by accident. I was 13. It was KaixRei and I probably looked like this when I read it O_o. I hated it. Because I hate Rei. I eventually figured out what I was reading and I was like _o gay dudes! Brilliant! I thought that the concept was super awesome. So I searched Kai and Tala...and I have never looked back...the end.

I would dedicate myself to reviewing every single story I read...if I thought I'd remember to do so.

For anyone who has money and says it can't buy them happiness or love, fuck you people, give it to me! Money can so buy happiness...mine anyway.

Jared Leto is probably the most attractive man alive, I had a hard time coming to terms with this but honestly, its hard to dispute.

Heath Ledger should never have died. Fuck him. He was awesome. He shouldn't have died.

RnB music of today is disgusting and vulgar, its like listening to porn without creativity or talent. Sad.

Michael Jackson was not a pedofile or child molestor, but I dont think he was right in the head completely either, he was pretty fucked up.

I read a story where Mello from Death Note died of AIDS, and it was actually really sad to think about. Awesome story though.

There are some incredible writers on FF.Net who do not get the credit they deserve and then there some who suck so badly even the summaries hurt but they're pretty popular. So what right? Lifes a bitch. Keep writing k :3

Every Johnny Depp movie EVER is awesome.

Lord of the Rings was very gay, face it, there is no denying that.

New versions of old anime's makes me homocidal. Someone kill the person who made Yugioh GX and the new Beyblade...please?

I cant read any fanfiction with my fave characters just because it has yaoi. No way.

I recently discovered who Adam Lambert is. A fatish gay guy who calls himself a rocker. He's embarrasing and fangirls need to stop giving this weirdo their attention, lose brain cells much? He also reminds me of Pink...which makes me lol.

If Light Yagami was a Desperate Housewife, he'd be Gabriel :D (yes I watch that show, shut up)

If you know anyone who writes Beyond and L yaoi fiction where B isn't a frothing at the mouth, ridiculously crazy, blood drinking exaggeration of his canon character, please send me some linkage!

I enjoyed the live action Death Note films...I just dont think Tatsuya was attractive enough to play Light. Yet, despite L being played by a Japanese guy, Kenichi was awesome...and hott! Yesness.

I have yet to write an LxLight story...this is because in truth, I'm not the biggest fan of the pair...

Main pairings I like:

Beyblade [ KaixTala (with the rare exception of TalaxKai) / BryanxRei / BryanxTala (Very rarely) ] Death Note [ BeyondxL - LxBeyond / LxLight (with the rare exception of LightxL) / MattxMello - MelloxMatt / LxMello (older Mello in AU timeline) LxMatt (older Matt in AU Timeline) ] Naruto [ KakashixSasuke ] DBZ [ VegetaxBulma / GokuxChichi / VegetaxChichi (dont ask) ] Yugioh [ SetoKxYami (not little Yugi, thats too weird) / YamixYugi / JoeyxMai ] Tekken [ Jin K x Ling / JinxHwoarang - HwoarangxJin

Main Pairings I dont Like:

Beyblade [ Kai x (Rei, Tyson, Hillary, Max, Bryan) ] Death Note [ LxNear / MelloxNear / MattxNear / NearxAnyone / LightxMisa (seriously) BeyondxLight (ew) ] Naruto [ SasukexNaruto - NarutoxSasuke / NarutoxAnyone Tekken [ HwoarangxLing (because I just dont ever see that happening)

Side Note: I do read heterosexual fanfiction, provided the female character is someone I like enough not to gag about when reading. So : VegetaxBulma / GokuxChiChi / LxNaomi / LxMisa (rarely) / KaixJulia / JinxLing.X / Joey.WxMai.V : yeah, thats about it.

Moving along...

Random:

I love Yaoi.

I didn't like school.

I dont like family.

Love my Mum though :3

I dont like people that annoy me.

Which is most people.

I dont have religion.

I dont like people who preech religion to me.

I dont preech to people about anything. So they shouldn't preech shit to me.

Right?

Right.

I tend to call people dude and loser alot.

Regardless of gender.

Its not insulting.

Its actually become a term of endearment to those I know.

Kinda.

Cell from Dragon Ball Z was one of the funniest and coolest villains in anime.

Batman is creepy.

Superman is lame.

Darkwing Duck was awesome...shame thats not on tele anymore.

Johnny Bravo is awesome.

Hate Twilight.

Sparkling Vampires...pft.

Just castrated the legend of the Vampire right there.

I'm not competitive.

I dont rise to challenges...ever.

I dont care about winning and losing.

Its not important.

Coca Cola...nuf said.

Pepsi should die.

Its the stuff coke didn't want.

I have selective memory quite literally.

I have huge blank points when I try to remember things.

...too bad I figure.

I'm an Obsessive Compulsive.

I'm probably not all there in the head.

I think Emma Watson aka Hermoine Granger is pretty and I have a strange crush on her.

I'm very weird like that.

I'm an Otaku.

I love Yaoi/Gay fiction.

I love good anime/manga.

I love Takeru (the manga)

Oguna is beautiful.

But not feminine.

Tala is not feminine at all.

Nor is Kai.

I dispise stories where almost every male character is gay.

Its just retarded.

I despise Pan from DB GT.

Whoever made up that character needs to suffer.

They clearly have a mental disorder.

Trunks on the other hand.

Pure Genius.

Not Future Trunks.

He sucks.

Orginal Trunks.

Vegeta owns them all though.

Hate Pan.

I dont like girls. (Real or anime)

But Android 18, Bulma, Chi-Chi and Mai Valentine from Yugioh do okay.

Cant think of any others right now...pft.

I think Tala is sexier than Kai.

I think Kai is a better Seme than Tala.

Guys are hotter than girls.

Guys just are...hotter than girls, hands down.

Sasuke is much better looking than Naruto.

I dont like Naruto.

But Kakashi is the best of the lot.

Tala's hot.

I like coffee and tea.

I love chocolate cereal :3

I eat mostly junk food.

I dont smile at people or laugh at their jokes.

Unless their jokes are funny.

I'm obsessed with Placebo.

Brian Molko is the sex.

I dont sleep alot.

I prefer cold weather.

I dont like TV.

I dont like propaganda.

I dont give a shit about polotics.

I dont know if I spelled polotics right.

I dont think I did.

Oh well.

When people enjoy my fanfiction its cool.

I love writing fanfiction.

The original V Force Tyson is fat. Duh.

V Force had the best character depictions save for Tala.

Tala looked better in G Rev.

Kai looked okay but he was too small and girly.

I like small versions of big things.

Eg: small cups/tv's/shampoo's etc

I think their cute.

I dont like fat kids.

Or even overly chubby babies.

I dont like children.

I'd make a horrible parent.

I dont believe gay men should wear dresses or act like girls.

It just defeats the purpose.

I'm sarcastic and cynical.

No ones actually gonna read this. But I'm bored.

Hehe.

I cant read GokxVegeta or VegetaxGoku.

I think i'm allergic to DBZ yaoi.

I really had a problem with he's and his when writing stories.

I got it now.

I think.

I'm not dislexic.

I'm just really fuckin lazy when it comes to grammer.

I like Marilyn Manson.

Purely because he's music is good.

I love Blink 182.

I love the way Mark Hoppus dresses.

Its cool.

I have no goals.

I have no ambition. I'm really boring.

I love the Japanese and Russian languages.

I'm trying to learn both.

And failing.

The Tekken live action movie was cool.

But they made Jin a ladies man.

Seriously?

Jin Kazama? Haha. Love him though.

Best game character ever.

I have an obsession with changing my hair.

It's been every color except pink.

Cause' that will never ever happen.

I love Nintendo DS.

That shit gets me hooked.

I'll update this randomly...

Number your FAV Beyblade characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!

1 Tala
2 Kai
3 Brian
4 Enrique
5 Max
6 Johnny
7 Ray
8 Michael
9 Spencer
10 Julia
11 Raul
12 Stuart

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
JohnnyxRaul -Nope, it sounds interesting though.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Enrique – He is hot but not super hot, just cute hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Stuart/Michael - LOLOLOLOLOLOL I think it’d be very funny. Cant see Michael being happy about that.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
Spencer - Nah, never searched it though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kai/Johhny – Yes, it would be violent and all fighting for dominance action! But Kai would so top Johnny.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Max/Spencer or Max/Julia – I’d have to say Max and Spencer…no comment.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ray/KaixStuart - Hmmmm, he’d be like “Kai…who the fuck is the other guy with blue hair!!?” Then he’d find a corner and watch because he’s such a perv for Kai. Haha!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
BrianxJulia – Brian’s drunk again and when he gets drunk, bad things happen. Julia just happens to be that bad thing.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Tala/Michael – I think there could be. Not the worst idea.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ray/Stuart – Tired Of Blue

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Enrique/Tala – Maybe something about Enrique being a relentless perverted (though cute) letch who nags and flirts with Tala aaaaaal the time. lol

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
Brian – Not that I know of. –shrug-

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Raul - Nopers

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
Kai/Enrique/Max – Somehow…I believe its possible.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Julia – I win!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Michael – Wow…um, something like…Britney Spears. I have no idea why, but that’s the first name that popped into my head. Maybe because Michael’s a humor character for me.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Tala/Johnny/Stuart – Crack and Random shit! That’s like three different kinds of psychopaths.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Julia/Kai – I’ll be whatever you want me to be…?

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Tala and Spencer are in a happy relationship (okaaaay) Spencer suddenly runs off with Enrique (what now? Over Tala?) Tala, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Raul (….ahem) and a brief unhappy affair with Stuart (figures he’d be unhappy) then follows the wise advice of Max ( Really? Max has good advice?) and finds true love with Kai (Amazing how this questionnaire knew I’d put Tala and Kai first and second)
Title: You know how it ends.

Number your FAV Death Note characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!

1 L
2 Beyond
3 Mello
4 Matt
5 Light
6 Misa
7 Near
8 Teru
9 Ryuk
10 Halle
11 Gevanni
12 Weddy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Misa/Gevanni - Nope, dont think theres much of a fandom there.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Matt - Inexplicably...can you say Matt is sexay!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Weddy/Teru - Besides it being impossible...I think he'd delete her.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
Ryuk - Some creepy ones where he's gay for Light...I dont go there cuz thats weird. lol

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Beyond/Misa - NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! -stabs Misa-

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Light/Ryuk or Light/Halle, I'm gonna go for the second one cause the first one is gross xD

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hm, Near seeing B and Weddy doing it? He'd probably arrest them and be like 'Please put your hands where I can see them' :D

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
Mello/Halle - Mello's gay and all business, Halle thinks stripping down and showering in front of the blonde will get her what she wants from Mello.
Wanna see Mello be an awkward teenager? Show him a naked older lady!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
L/Teru - Hahahahaah! No...I think L would treat Teru like he treated Matsuda.Like a stupid twat.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Near/Weddy - 'Bad For Business'

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
Mello - Does anyone in the world? Is that even possible?

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Gevanni - Nope.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
B/Matt/Light - Nope but someone else would probably and make Light dominant Kira or something.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Halle - Mello!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Teru - Weirdly, the first song that came to mind was Twisted Transistor by Korn, which makes noooo sense.Probably God Save Us by Il Nino. It fits.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
L/Misa/Weddy - Hmmmm, it'd be Warning: L'S GOT A THING FOR BLONDES and the title would be 'Genius Likes Them Blonde' haha xD I say this because i think Weddy is pretty and Misa too, so why wouldn't L?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Halle/B - 'I like them crazy' haha xD

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
L and Ryuk are in a happy relationship (wtf?) Ryuk suddenly runs off with Matt (Holy jeevas no!) L, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Gevanni (atleast he's human yay :D ) and a brief unhappy affair with Weddy (she's a chick, duh) then follows the wise advice of Light ( good no memories Light? or bad ass Kira Light?) and finds true love with Beyond (Ah, good intentions Light with no memories does well because L belongs with B :3 )
Title: To Infinity and Beyond? (I fail to be original...)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Hahahaha xD I already made a half way plot in one of my fanfics about L and Matty entitled 'Maybe', all I have to do now is write a sequel and the plot is that Matty's got some moves! xD

Harhar :3

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MY STORIES - Non Oneshots -

Bleed For my Lover -Yugioh (Complete)

Breaking The Rules - Beyblade (In Progress) Updated Chap 12

The Big Swap - Beyblade/Gravitation (In Progress) On Hold

The Devil In Me - Beyblade (Complete)

Vitamin B - Death Note - (In Progress) Updated Chapter 11 (Fanfic Art: http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/Vitamin-B-Recolor-201889924?q=gallery%3Alyson%2F987762&qo=7 )

Wanting The Virus - Beyblade (In Progress) Update In Progress (Fanfic Art: http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/Wanting-The-Virus-60261230?q=gallery%3Alyson%2F987789&qo=16 )

A Blinding Love - Beyblade - (In Progress) Updated Chapter 5

A Tendency To Start Fires - Beyblade - (In Progress) Updated Chap 6 (Fanfic Art: http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/Kai-n-Tala-163061456 )

MuTT - Death Note - (In Progress) - Updated Chap 18 (Fanfic Art: http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/MuTT-L-201129367 ) (http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/BnL-Two-201891905?q=gallery%3Alyson%2F987762&qo=3 ) ( http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/Official-Cover-Art-MuTT-204952703 )

Used or Glue - Beyblade - (Complete) (Fanfic Art: http://lyson.deviantart.com/art/Kai-and-Tala-109816353?q=gallery%3Alyson%2F987789&qo=0 )

Vampyr: The Blood Cry - Beyblade - (In Progress) - Updated Chap 2 (Fanfic Art : http://lyson.deviantart.com/#/d4918tu )

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