Shantih
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since: 07-15-06, id: 1091844, Profile Updated: 12-05-12
Author has written 9 stories for Kevin Smith, Sopranos, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

UPDATE: 12/5/12

Gosh, I am so sorry to anyone who is still following The Breath of an Outside God. I DO plan to keep writing; I fell out of the habit of writing and got very busy, so squeezing in time is a struggle. But the story is not dead by any means, just on a (very very long) break.

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The Breath Of An Outside God - A story about Malik, set in Ancient Egypt - in which he has to escape from the Pharaoh's city for a crime he committed. Thief King Bakura is in it! Probably the story I'm most perfectionistic about, which is why it takes so long to update.

The Taste of Hemlock - Joey and Malik end up at the same college. That's all very well, but how are they going to get along with their professor? Gotta read it to find out who he is! From Joey's POV.

In This Town They Kill The Weak - It's San Diego in the '80's. Malik is a bartender, Akefia is a gang biker. All that remains to be done is figure out how to kill the zombies.

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy - One shot. So a college graduate and a scam artist try to get through airport security. Thank god they both speak Arabic.

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THE BREATH OF AN OUTSIDE GOD: MEET THE THIEVES (OC GUIDE!!)

AMINADAV: Former Hebrew slave from the Pharaoh's city - around 30. He and Akefia go back for a while. He is a strategist and also specializes in weapons.

KAWAB: Used to want to be a soldier in the Pharaoh's army. Certain events have changed his mind. Is the youngest of the thieves; tall, handsome and friendly.

MEKHU: The treasurer. Lean, intellectual, and cold. Very good with numbers. Around 35. According to Akefia, the only 'family man' of the bunch.

NEFERMAAT: Former assassin from Nubia with a price on his head. A bit of an opportunist; also very irreverent and has a high opinion of himself. Is rumored to be the best man in Africa with a blade.

SIAMUN: The scout. He is the slightest of the thieves. Doesn't say much, but has uncannily piercing eyes. From a tribe of nomads.

TETI-EN: The magician. According to Akefia, he is from a priest family. Can be a bit mystifying. Off in his own world a lot.

ZAZAMOUKH: Another thief who goes back a long ways with Akefia. Looks out for Malik. Generally does all sorts of odd jobs.

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RECOMMENDATIONS! (If you're ever in need of seriously good reading material...)

Insomnia by Tendency

Jabberwocky & The River of Thought by Rahuratna

Simply Biological & You're So Spoiled! by Kiski

Ningen & Ningyo by Tenshi no Toki

Homecoming by Fiver

A Plague by Jaswinder

(and these four are more funny and less disturbing than the previous ten...)

Lost Among Thieves by Angael

The Age of Reason by Rahuratna

The Magazine by The Blonde Midget

Hands Off, Malik sama by Ryou VeRua


1. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy reviews
Alternately: Why Speaking Arabic At An Airport Is Actually A Very Good Idea. Malik's going home for the holidays, but this particular transatlantic flight just got a whole lot more interesting... citronshipping! whoop whoop
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-3-11 - Marik I. & Thief Bakura - Complete
2. In This Town, They Kill The Weak reviews
Zombies, biker gangs, and citronshipping: what's a poor bartender to do? Well, some amyl nitrates never hurt...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-7-10 - Marik I. & Thief Bakura
3. The Breath Of An Outside God » reviews
Malik has committed a great crime in the city of the Pharaoh. Ishizu helps him to escape to the desert, where an uncertain fate awaits him...I can't say anymore without giving it away! Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,084 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 7-9-10 - Published: 10-3-09 - Marik I. & Thief Bakura
4. The Taste of Hemlock reviews
Joey and Malik's first class at college seems to be going pretty well. That is, until the professor shows up - and you'll never guess who it is... Dedicated to Angael! Read and review s'il vous plait!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-18-10 - K. Jounouchi & Thief Bakura
5. Pedal to the Metal: Egyptian Fury » reviews
Drivers Ed: PSYCHO STYLE! Bakura got a delivery job, but unfortunately doesn't know how to drive. Wanting to preserve his own sanity, Ryou solicits Yami's help...CHAOS ENSUES! RyouxYami, maybe YamixBakura. Mwahahaha! Read/Review! ...language warning...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 8-23-09 - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura
6. Why Christmas Is Not Bakura's Thing reviews
OneShot. Ryou loves Christmas, and doesn't want to go to Yugi's party alone. But he's having trouble dragging Bakura along with him. What's the REAL reason he doesn't want to go? RyouxBakura, tendershipping sort of. Read & Review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-29-09 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
7. Snow of the Sahara » reviews
Yami Bakura went back in time, and the Thief King was displaced. Now he's lost in the desert, his only companion a certain Tomb Keeper. Will they find a way to save each other? Or lead to their own destruction? Possible MarikxBakura...READ&REVIEW!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 8-19-09 - Yami Bakura & Yami Marik
8. Le Tue Parole » reviews
Takes place after season 4. Furio returns to the US, and continues with his lonely life working for Tony. But a girl comes along and steals his heart...
Sopranos - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-08
9. Trying to Quit » reviews
A year after he's last seen Holden, Banky is trying to reconcile himself to the fact that his best friend will never love him back. But what will happen when Holden does show up...?
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-06