I neither have the time, nor the patience to write up a long, detailed profile for you all, so you will have to settle with this.

Name: Haruka Tenou

Real Name: Pft, like I'd tell you! If I DID tell you...feel lucky and/or thank me.

Age: Not telling.

Date of Birth: 8/12/?? (aka, not telling)

Hair: Blonde, very short and boyish.

Eyes: Dark brown.

Gender: Female.

Family(not my real family, but you get it XD): Zen-aku Tenou: Nii-san. (technically my onii-san, but I just call him nii-san)

Orientation: That's for me to know, and you to find out.

Likes: Pretty women...(blushes) Uh...um...(coughs) Reading/watching manga/anime, playing the cello reading historical fiction, writing, and eating oranges.

Dislikes: Xeno/homophobics, people who take my books, mean teachers, my younger sister, ginger-flavored tea, and my horrid spelling.

Standard Disclaimer: I do not own (place name of fandom here). (Place name of fandom's author/authoress here) does, so you cannot sue me for plagiarism, copyright, or both.

I did this cause I was board as hell...

1) Haruka Tenou

2) Michiru Kaiou

3) Hotaru Tomoe

4) Sestuna Meiou

5) Makoto Kino

6) Rei Hino

7)Ami Mizuno

8) Minako Aino

9) Usagi Tsukino

10) Mamoru Chiba

11) Princess Kakyuu

12) Galaxia

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Rei/Kakyuu) before?

No, but it would be 'hot', I guess...Get it? 'Cause Rei is the Senshi of Fire, and Kakyuu means fireball? (gets stared at while crickets chirp, then scowls) Everybody's a critic...

2) Do you think Four (Setsuna) is hot? How hot?

Umm... Sets and I are like sisters, so I would have to say no comment.

3) What would happen if Twelve (Galaxia) got Eight (Minako) pregnant?

I would say, "Wait a minute...Isn't Minako-san going out with Rei-san?!" and then find a way to kill Galaxia...WITHOUT dying this time...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Usagi)?

Nearly every fic based on Sailor Moon has Koneko-chan in it...

5) Would Two (Michiru) and Six (Rei) make a good couple?

I've seen it, but Michi-chan is MINE!!

6) Five/Nine (Makoto/Usagi) or Five/Ten (Makoto/Mamoru)?

NEITHER!! Makoto/Ami FOREVER!!

7) What would happen if Seven (Ami) walked in on Two (Michiru) and One (Haruka) having sex?

Poor Ami-san! She'd blush so hard that she'd pass out...and then I'd have to deal with Makoto-san, even though I can kick her butt in my sleep...but still...you never know what she'd do to me if that happened to her girlfriend!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (Hotaru/Mamoru) Fanfic.

Usagi was killed in a car crash, and Mamoru now suffers from depression. Hotaru, being the only Senshi not off somewhere abroad, tries to comfort him over the loss of the Princess. Things don't go as planned...Rated M for lang and rape.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (Haruka/Minako) fluff?

Probably...but I'd be sleeping on the couch for a month if I even tried...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Ami/Galaxia)?

The Mercurian Genius and the Most Powerful Senshi.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Seven (Ami) to de-flower Nine (Usagi)?

Ami sets up a private study session with Usagi, so she can help the failing blonde more. Somehow, after an hour of head-banging, Ami is so exhausted, that she lets Usagi talk her into drinking sake, (don't ask...) and things go down hill from there; with a drunk genius and a clueless blonde, anything can happen.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Hotaru) het?

I haven't asked...Gifted though, I think.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Kakyuu)?

I haven't asked...Gifted might, I dunno...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Michiru/Setsuna/Makoto)?

I don't think that's even possible, let alone write-able!

15) What might Ten (Mamoru) scream at a moment of great passion?

"UASKO!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Minako), what song would you choose?

Barbie Girl (Toy Box) or Material Girl (Madonna).

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Haruka/Rei/Galaxia) fic, what would the warning be?

Rei-san and I seem to have a fetish for powerful Senshi... And Michiru is going to kill me when she finds out about this...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Mamoru) to use on Two (Michiru)?

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heven? Because I swear your an angel!"

19) How might Eleven (Kakyuu) describe a relationship between Two (Michiru) and Eight (Minako)?

"Haruka and Rei are dead, and these two are on the rebound."

20) How emo is Seven (Ami)?

Well...it really depends, I'd say she's pretty mellow, but not quite emo.

21)One (Haruka) and Nine (Usagi) are in a happy relationship, until Nine (Usagi) runs off with Four (Setsuna). One (Haruka), broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Eleven (Kakyuu) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Galaxia), then follows the wise advice of Five (Makoto) and finds true love in Two (Michiru). What would you call this fan fiction?

"Umikaze no Ai: Love's Seabreeze"

I COPIED this from my good friend, and co-writer, Unices, so I give him/her ALL rights to take it back!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Update (04/22/09):

NejiHina got first place, with eleven votes.

ItaSasu got second place, with eight votes.

GaaTema got third place, with seven votes.

HinaHana got fourth place, with five votes.

SasuIta got fifth place, with four votes.

NejiHinaHana and GaaTemaKanku tied for sixth place, with three votes.

KankuGaa, KaruGaa and ItaMiko tied for seventh place, with two votes.

YashaTema got eighth place, with one vote.

And all the rest recived no votes.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blondeE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(wow, what a paradox...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's(almost), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN(Austrian, but close enough...), so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND(orchestra, actually, but it's sort of the same thing...), so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

Now, I assume you have something better to do than read my disinterested ramblings, correct? If so why are you still here?!

(For the idiots: GET LOST!!)