| The Dork of York |
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean. Wow... I've been haunting this site for years, and now I've actually got a profile. Craaazy. So yes. This is my profile for posting things. This is the first time I've actually had the motivation or the confidence to actually post anything here. Moi: I'm a 23-year-old anglophile with my B.A. in history, suffering seasonal allergies, a runaway imagination, and some bad joints. I love reading, preferably fiction and history--Medieval, Renaissance, and Reformation European history are my favourites. Sometimes I start things on fire. I share a birthday with Eddie Izzard, who is also my favourite comedian (Monty Python is a group of comedians, so they go into a category of their own). I just got home from a year in China, which was both awesome and annoying. I don't think I'm meant to live in China. Fandoms I like: I dig lots of things; I like the Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean (as I'm sure you can see), Firefly/Serenity, Chronicles of Narnia, and I'll lurk around in Phantom of the Opera, Matrix, X-men, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I like lots of things, really. Especially cake. I like cake. "You! Cake or death!" Oh hey, check this out! I finally found a person who looks like Stella! And she is Daiane Conterato, a model from Brazil. She looks almost exactly as I pictured Stella, albeit she's a bit tall and her hair and eyes are too light. But otherwise... well, if you want to see Stella as I see her, look at Ms. Conterato. And so I made some stuff in photoshop--there's a title page for BEA, so to speak, and a nifty picture I made of James and Stella together. They're not very good, but here they are: Title page: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/nazgul_number_7/bannerythingopttextycopy.jpg James and Stella: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/nazgul_number_7/JamesandStellalightningcopy.jpg | |||||||||||
1. Bitterly Ever After » reviewsStella Bell was a witch and a bastard, striving for gentility on Tortuga. James Norrington was an angry drunkard desirous of revenge. Both were bitter as bile, and certainly didn't expect to be friends. Funny ol' world, innit? NorringtonOCPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 206,091 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-9-06 - James N.