Expect a lot of crack, crossovers, crack crossovers, and general oddness from this account. Most of what's here is complete, and if a story gets to a point where it seems like it's not going to get complete, whether from burn-out or lack of interest, I will delete them, as not to get anyone's hopes up. For my account where nothing gets deleted, ever, see my LiveJounal account.

There's a bit of slash there, as well, but not much. I'm slash-friendly, but I just don't often write it. And when I do, it's usually an admittedly odd and/or squicky pairing, a la Tim x Daisy, or Bernard Black x Marsha Klein.

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1. Nicky Angel »

Nicholas gets an unexpected house guest.

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08

2. Affections

Nicholas finds something he cares about more than that damn plant.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08

3. Five Ways Nicholas Apologized

Takes place after my last "Five Things" fic. You know, the one where Nicholas was a horrible, rotten boyfriend.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08

4. Danny's Sketchbook

Nicholas finds something in Danny's flat that he wasn't meant to see.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08

5. Hitchhiking » reviews

The Heart of Gold gets a few new crew members from the West Country. Crossover with Hot Fuzz and later Doctor Who.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 2-7-08

6. Five Mistakes Nicholas Made

Nicholas isn't as perfect as some may believe.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08

7. Three Little Words

Hot Fuzz - Nicholas gets a text message from London.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08

8. Training Afternoon reviews

Hot Fuzz - Nicholas teaches the rest of the officers how to defend themselves.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08

9. Five People Doris Never Slept With

Hot Fuzz - Just like the title says. Technically G-rated, but sexual in nature.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08

10. Mistakes » reviews

Spaced - Tim and Daisy make a drunken mistake that affects the entire house. Tim x Daisy implied.

British Comedy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 2-4-08

11. A Really Good Conman »

Big Nothing - Gus leaves Las Vegas for better opportunity in Oregon. Rife with spoilers.

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 2-7-08

12. Five Reasons Nicholas Stayed in Sandford reviews

Hot Fuzz - Nicholas slowly gets used to life in the country

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08

13. Encounters

A brief look into the history of Gus and Josie's relationship.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-08

14. Six Word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire reviews

Hot Fuzz - Pretty much what the title says. A collection of six-word stories about Sandford. Rated T for innuendo.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-27-08

15. Tim's Morning reviews

Spaced - Tim does not borrow Daisy's clothes, and he does not borrow her nail polish.

Complete - British Comedy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

16. A Very Sandford Christmas reviews

Hot Fuzz - Nicholas' first Christmas in Sandford. A response to a challenge.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

17. Everything's Gonna be Fine reviews

Hot Fuzz - Following the end of the film. Nicholas deals with the very real possibility of losing Danny.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

18. Operation ZDay reviews

Crossover with Hot Fuzz - Accounts of Z-Day from London and Sandford. Set several years before Nicholas is transferred to the country.

Complete - Shaun of the Dead - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

19. Cheap Speed and PlayStation 2 reviews

Crossover with Hot Fuzz and Spaced - A journey into crazy land with a multi-fandom collision.

Complete - Shaun of the Dead - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

20. Nicholas' First DVD reviews

Hot Fuzz - Danny and Nicholas have a movie night, and Nicholas is made to pick what they watch.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

21. Tim's Secret

Spaced - Tim's keeping a secret from Daisy, and as a result, he cocks everything up. Unlike the rest of my Spaced fic, this is not crack. Slightly not-canon, but not enough to be considered AU, I don't think.

Complete - British Comedy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08

22. Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas » reviews

Less than a year after their disastrous appearance on SNL, the Bad Boys of Magic take their act to Las Vegas. Based off of characters from the movie Penn & Teller Get Killed, and sequel to Penn & Teller Go Network.

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 4-1-07

23. Penn & Teller Go Network » reviews

A few years before the Atlantic City gig that cost them their lives in Penn & Teller Get Killed, comedians Penn & Teller play NYC with disasterous results.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-19-06