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| poisonruby |
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Ruby. Female. British. Only slightly evil. Insane. Loved Severus Snape ever since she was 9 and read book 1. That's seven years. Knows the difference between "your" and "you're" and therefore feels very special and superior. May throw incoherent insults and sharp objects at those who annoy her, but otherwise charming.
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1. I Never Wanted the Stupid World Anyway » reviewsVoldemort drinks a Love Potion that makes him infatuated with none other than Hermione Granger. The Wizarding world is confused, to say the least, when he ceases attempts to murder Harry Potter and joins S.P.E.W.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-13-06 - Severus S. & Hermione G.2. The Cat, the Witch and the Broom Cupboard » reviewsHarry, Hermione, Severus and Mrs Norris are locked inside a broom cupboard. SNARRY HARMONY SSHG ... Actually, scratch that. It's just pure randomness and silliness!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-11-06 - Severus S. & Harry P.3. What a Victory reviewsThe war is finally over, the Dark Lord won. Standing over Harry Potter's dead body, he delivers a speech that nobody will ever hear, because there is nobody left. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-10-06 - Voldemort & Severus S. - Complete4. The Essence of Snarry reviewsA humorous overview of the scariest ship imaginable. Parody ish. Supposedly funny. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-10-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete5. Death Eater Interviews » reviewsLord Voldemort is recruiting new Death Eaters, but it's proving harder than he expected. Watch me make fun of the most ebil and menacing characters! WARNING: Contains an unhealthily large amount of eyebrow references.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-7-06
