| Kimmeth |
Author has written 27 stories for Charlie Bone, Harry Potter, Robin Hood BBC, Worst Witch, Watchmen, and Twilight. 07-NOV-2009 Hello there. If you hadn't guessed from the top of the page, my name is Kimmeth. Welcome to my humble abode, and please make yourselves at home. Put your feet up on the Ikea footstool, have a cup of tea and a slice of my homemade chocolate chip marble cake. (I will happily give the recipe to anyone who asks.) First things first: I LOVE TO WRITE. I get a hella lot of ideas, and they strike me in the middle of writing other things... hence why the vast majority of my fics are unfinished, and unlikely to ever be finished. (Something Old Something New, Nottingham CID, Scorched and Continuation - I salute you. You were good friends. But I have run out of ideas.) Recently though, I've made a pledge to not start anything new until I finish the one I'm writing at the moment. Don't know how long I'll keep to it, but I can try. Second things second: I LOVE TO READ. I read a lot of Fanfiction. I read all sorts of genres, ratings and pairings. I read anything with an interesting summary but I will NOT read domestic abuse between canon spouses. Incest is also right out. I have no problem with people writing it. I just find myself very uncomfortable reading it. Anything else I am fine with. With pairings, I always think the best pairings are the originals, with one huge gaping exception: Robin Hood BBC - Marian and Guy were made for each other. So, me on fanfic in brief: Harry Potter, Charlie Bone: I do not write for these two anymore, and I rarely read them. I was very disappointed with the last HP book, and it has, over time, disillusioned me slightly. Robin Hood BBC: I'm still there. I rarely read anything but I hope I'll come back to 'Continuation'. Believe it or not, I have a full plot planned out. My favourite characters are obviously Marian and Guy. I like Much but I hate the rest of the outlaws, Rob included. I also was not the world's best fan of series three - Guy was the only thing keeping me watching. Watchmen: I only ever planned a brief skirmish in this fandom. I wanted to write a fic, I wrote it and a sequel, and my relationship with it came to a natural conclusion. My favourite character to write is Dan, my favourite character generally is Adrian but he's a br to write. Twilight: I am still here! I've got two fics on the go at the mo, writing in between chapters of 'Inferno'. My favourite characters are Esme, Carlisle and Rosalie. The rest I am indifferent to. Worst Witch: I'm here at the moment. 'Inferno' is going strong! I think everyone's favourite character is HB. I'm no exception. I also have a soft spot for Maud, and given my tendency to be indifferent to main characters I love Mildred. Staffroom scenes are fantastic, and I love all the teachers dearly. Cheesecake forever. Les Miserables: Recently got back into this thanks to NextChristineDaae. (Long story, involving handwarmers and CDs...) I am drafting an idea, but I need to read the unabridged version before I post it. My favourite character has always been and will always be Javert. Marius and Cosette annoy me, although Cos is ok when she's little. The rest I can take or leave but the Patron-Minette are kind of cool... Ok, I'll let you get your breath back now. My profile is constantly changing, but my avatar always remains the same - dahlias are my favourite flowers and no matter what my mother says, I WILL have them in my wedding bouquet. Have fun, live long and read my fics! Kimmeth and her muses. XXX | |||||||||
1. Inferno » reviewsAgatha sets into motion her most awful plan yet, using magic so terrible the Witches' Guild dare not acknowledge its existence. Can the staff and pupils of Cackle's save their school once more? Rated M for dark themes and graphic description later on.Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,571 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 10-28-092. Just Cause or Impediment reviewsWhat if Alice and Jasper had been the first members of Carlisle’s family? How could Alice’s foresight have helped on, say, Esme’s wedding day? An alternate way in which Carlisle found Esme again... Esme’s POV, AU.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-09 - Esme & Carlisle - Complete3. Haunted » reviewsThe Cullens’ perfectly ordered world is turned upside down when Esme sees a face she never expected to encounter again. Suddenly the hunt is on, and there can be only one victor… post T pre NM. COMPLETE.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 9-20-09 - Esme - Complete4. An Outsider Looking Back » reviewsI hereby present the sequel to 'An Outsider Looking In'. Many years on and the Watchmen still need a little outside help, but who are those masked heroes...? COMPLETEWatchmen - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete5. The Doctor is Out reviewsDr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-11-09 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete6. Continuation » reviewsWhat if Marian’s father died before Robin returned from the Holy Land? What if she had accepted Guy’s early attempts at courtship? Robin returns to a changed Nottingham. How will their story play out now? A rewrite of the series. AU. GxM. RxM. UPDATEDRobin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,614 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 4-29-09 - Marian & Guy G.7. Facing the Fear reviewsConstance Hardbroom was not a woman to suffer from fear...Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-30-09 - C. Hardbroom & D. Bat - Complete8. Through Hell And Back » reviewsHe will regret his actions forever, and he will do anything to bring her back, even go through hell if he has to… GuyxMarian, after S2 finale so spoilers ahoy, an image of the afterlife. Please read. COMPLETE AT LONG LAST.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 7-23-08 - Guy G. & Marian - Complete9. If you love someone reviewsS1EP13. AU. They say that if you love someone, you should let them go. Guy has let Marian go, and now he wonders if she will ever return. Oneshot.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-09 - Guy G. & Marian - Complete10. Visions of a love that couldn't be reviewsFour ways it could have ended. One way it did. Five pictures of Guy and Marian’s relationship, the love that couldn’t be. Five x 200 words. S2 spoilers.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-09 - Guy G. & Marian - Complete11. An Outsider Looking In » reviewsThey are superheroes, but they are not superhuman. Sometimes the Watchmen need help from the outside. Rating changed for swearing and violence although not hideously graphic. COMPLETE.Watchmen - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,970 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 3-11-09 - Complete12. Hair of the Dog » reviewsOne day, the battle of wits between Ethel and Mildred goes too far, and a life hangs in the balance. Can Mildred use her mistakes to her advantage before it’s too late? COMPLETE AT LONG LAST!Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,755 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 10-21-08 - Complete13. Something Old, Something New » reviewsIn the two weeks before their wedding, Narcissa and Lucius battle fears, doubts and nightmare relations, as well as learning a lot about love. Mostly general with some funny moments. Rated M for sex references, no actual action.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M.14. Magpies » reviewsTen standalone drabbles relating to the rhyme about the eponymous birds. Set at various points. Mixture of characters, pairings and feelings, ranging from humour to angst, some canon, some noncanon, some slash. After a very long haitus, this is now done.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 7-8-07 - Complete15. Burnt By The Flame reviewsShe loves Robin, of course she does. But what’s she feeling towards Guy? Marian’s POV during THAT scene of series 2 episode 3: M/R, M/G. Rated M to be extremely safe, personally I think it's fine.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-08 - Guy G. & Marian - Complete16. Nottingham CID » reviewsDI Robin Locksley returns to Nottingham after an extended sabbatical to find the police force he once knew now a mess of corruption. Disgusted, he continues his fight for justice on the other side of the law. A modern RH, more details inside. UPDATED.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,941 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 3-18-0817. Desert Secrets » reviewsNothing is ever really what it seems, especially when love is involved. What happened after the finale...GuyxMarian, DjaqxWill. Grammar, spelling and most of the overly-anachronistic speech has now been corrected... NOW COMPLETE!Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,849 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 1-8-08 - Guy G. & Marian - Complete18. The First Rain » reviewsHave you noticed that it hardly ever rains in Nottingham? I'm exploring the characters' thoughts about rain. Quite harmless really. I'm relatively new to this fandom be gentle please!.Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-3-0819. The Naming of the Followers » reviewsWhat if they weren't called Death Eaters? Voldemort and a select group of his followers try to think of a name to call their despicable gang.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 7-29-07 - Voldemort & Bellatrix L. - Complete20. One Week » reviewsIt only took one week for the Death Eaters to become extremely unwelcome at Malfoy Manor. Lucius tells us why…Rated for insinuations in later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 8-10-07 - Lucius M. - Complete21. Traitors To Love reviewsVoldemort witnesses a tender moment between the Malfoys and decides that his oncetrustworthy servant is now truly useless to him. DH spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-10-07 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete22. Scorched » reviewsA new endowed girl arrives to give Manfred a piece of her mind, show total disrespect for authority and generally cause chaos. Welcome to Bloors, Anna Scorch… Not a MarySue.Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 2-1-0723. The Wizard Washing Service reviews“Welcome to ‘Wallace, Webster and Widget’, Araminta. Wizard next day laundry service. Let me show you around.”Join Araminta McDougal in her new job and discover HP characters’ dirty laundry…Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-16-0724. A Single Unguarded Moment reviewsAn observer watches a young couple that have eluded her and comes to a conclusion…NMLMHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-3-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete25. Think before you Avada Kedavra reviewsIt’s very easy to do stupid things in the heat of the moment, especially when you’re angry… what would’ve happened if the end of COS was a little different. Rated for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-19-07 - Lucius M. & Albus D. - Complete26. Revenge Is So Sweet reviewsLucius has a Terrifying Ordeal, Draco’s socks nearly kill a house elf and Narcissa just wants her beauty sleep. A normal day chez Malfoy then…Narcissa’s POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-8-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete27. Take Me Back! reviewsMalfoy Senior breaks out of Azkaban. But he doesn’t get quite the warm welcome at home that he was bargaining on.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Lucius M. - Complete