People tell me I have a great personality. I sock them in the mouth and tell them not to sass me.

Favorite Quotes-

WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HYPER! WE'RE JACKED ON SUGAR 'CAUSE WE HAD TO EAT POUND CAKE INSTEAD OF CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST 'CAUSE YOU WON'T SPRING FOR A GALLON O' MILK!-Ecoli

You are not quite evil enough. You are semi evil. You are quasi evil. You are the margarine of evil. You are the diet coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough.

HAPPY NOW AND HAPPY HENCE AND HAPPY EVER AFTER! JOY TODAY AND BLISS TOMORROW HAPPINESS AND LAUGHTER!

WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA PUT BUTTER ON YOU AND CALL YOU SUNDAY BREAKFAST!

Have you started reading 'Tuck Everlasting?"- Ecoli

Oh, crap! I left it in homeroom!- Chi

I can't believe I forgot it!- Chi

I can't believe I'm related to you- Ecoli

I can't believe it's not butter- Some girl walking past

Kyle- We are late. We were supposed to go home at four, but it is now four thirty. CRAP!

Holly- Should we walk home or wait for someone to pick us up?

Kyle- Let's wait.

Jeremy - Not me! I'll walk! -goes to imaginary intersection.-

Holly- Look both ways before crossing the street!

Jeremy -Who believes that sort of crap!

William- -pretends to be truck going by and 'runs over' Crazy J.-

Jeremy - -falls to ground after being 'run over'- MAH SPLEEN!

Who needs three swords when you can have two flip-flops?-Ecoli

Look, education! -holds up Civil War text book- -Chi

"AUGH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!- -runs away screaming- Ecoli

Mwahahaha!-

Mwahahaha!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

There must be an echo- Me and Chi laughing. (maniacally)

CAROLINE! SUPPER! NOW!

COMING!

NOW!

COMING!

NOW!

I'M COMING!

WHAT KIND OF ECHO ARE YOU??

YOU NINNY! - Me and Chi about twenty minutes later

What are you doing?

I'm watching t.v. and playing on the computer.

You can't do that.

Yes I can. IT'S CALLED MULTI-TASKING. -Ecoli and Chi

GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY!!- some dude at the high school

Do not eat bananas or nuts or Arby chicken wraps. You are what you eat.

What's that gotta do with Arby wraps?

My friend had one and had bad gas all day. -Ecoli&Chi

I'm not tall, all my friends are just SHORT.- Ecoli.

How dare you laugh at Mistah Jones!!- Mister Jones

I need a new stick! -throws down pen- Got me a big stick now! -weilds stool- Dang, that's heavy.- Mr. Jones

There are three women in your life you don't wanna make mad. That's your mother, your girlfriend, and your wife. The quickest way to make them mad is to give them a subscription to Weight Watchers.- Mister Jones

One, two, TUTTI EVERYONE!- Mr. Jones

Paula, if you ask me about a conture clarinet one more, you'll never touch one. And when the time comes that I do need one, I'll make sure the person playing it will sit right next to you.- Mister Jones talking to our friend Paula

Paula.- Emily

Emily.- Paula

NATALIE!!- Ecoli

I think they're trying to make us look like fools. Guess what? They suceeded.- Ecoli talking about the gym teachers when we had to do ridiculous stretches on our backs

Pretty girls, pretty girls, ugly demon, pretty girls!!

You only read manga for the pretty girls??

... Gotta problem with that? -Ecoli and Jeremy after Jeremy stole Nora's volume of Inuyasha

Wide load!

ROAD KILL!- Jeremy, Nora, and Ecoli

C'mon, we have dork to kill- Ecoli

Was there a year before 1 b.c.? Was there a year after? Was there even a year 1 b.c anyways? If so, how long ago was it? How long did it last? Did we start recording time then or what? Was there a year between 1 and one b.c.? If so, what was it called?

I don't know.

Of course, time is an illusion, so-

sit down and shut-up.- Mrs. Ellis and Ecoli

Everytime I touch a computer, it freezes.

That's because you forcibly ejected me from the swivel chair. BAD KARMA!!- Ecoli and Mum

What's so wrong about pouring ketchup on the drive-way?

I dunno. It's perfectly normal, don't you think?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!- Ecoli and Mrs Ellis

WEE!

WEEE!

WHOOAAA!!

CREME DROPS!- Ecoli&Chi

SQUEE!

No squee!- Ecoli&Mum

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Don't worry, he's not violent.

Al!

Except for when he's being studly.

Then he's pure animal energy!

Shut-up.- Alice, Lester, Paula, and Elizabeth from Simply Alice

Chives, stop the limo. We ran over my baloney- Ecoli

Balhblahblah me and my boyfriend.

Who?

My boyfriend, Jeremy.

JEREMY IS YOUR BOYFRIEND!?

You didn't know that?

No... I'll never look at him the same again.

Why not?!

I never took him as that sort of guy.

AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!- Holly and Ecoli

It's the foot and a piece of cardboard band!- Ecoli and Paula

Does it hurt?

No, they just had to break the skin with a needle, dig the splinter out, and wash it with alchohol. But other than that, I'm fine!- Haven and Bert

Where's my spelling bee winner? Natalie, spell 'seismograph'.

S-e-i...s-m-o-g-r-a-f. I mean, f-p. No, f-h!! I MEAN P-H!! P-H!!- Ecoli and a teacher

Yay, a souvenier!

NO! PUT IT DOWN!!

Awwww, but I wanna take it home!!

DO THAT AND I'LL SPEAR YOU THROUGH THE HEAD.- Ecoli and Jeremy talking about a log.

What are you doing?

Climbing a tree!

Sitting on a branch.

Come down.

MAKE US!!

Fine, stay up there and get splinters in your butt. I don't care- Ecoli, Jeremy, and Bert

You weenie, it's not that cold out. -steps outside. Comes back inside and shuts down- Sweet mother of pearl, it's absolutely frigid!- E&DC

AUGH, SOMEONE'S AT THE WINDOW!

Mwahaha!!

Where?!

Just kidding!

Don't joke about stuff like that. There could really be a burglar...or a murderer... or Michael Jackson!- Paula and Nora

We saw one guy in the high school parking lot with a black man purse! He was SKIPPING!!

WHAT?!

We call him Mahn-Skippah! SKIP MAHN-SKIPPAH, SKIP!- Ecoli, Bert,CHi, and some other people

MM, that looks good. What are they making?

A poo patty.- Ecoli and Mumsy watching 'Iron Chef'

YO MAMA CAN'T STOP THE FUNK! YO DADDY CAN'T STOP THE FUNK! YOU CAN'T STOP THE FUNK!

EVERYBODY DO DAH FUNK!- Blane and Ecoli

Play that horn! Play the horn! Honk the horn!

Toot the horn! -Mister Jones and some girls

Sorry, but I can't stop the squeaking.

HiCCUp!!

...I can't stop that either. -Mister Jones and Ecoli 'cause I hiccuped in the middle of a lecture

Aboard about above... Cool, I can go to American Idol with this song! And Simon will be smarter when I'm done.

He'll probably just eat you. -Davis and Ecoli when Davis was singing the Preposition Jingle

Too pretty, too hot, too gay, too smart, too fantastic, too sexy, too awesome, too beautiful... wait, she's ugly. PERFECT!- Jeremy, trying to decied what Final Fantasy character Ellen could be.

YOU MEGA-PERV!- Nora, because Jeremy was talking about pretty girls

I think I have ticks.-Bert after walking through leaves

Caroline, Bert wallowed in the composte heap and has ticks.

You have a composte heap?

Mainly leaves, top-soil, branches, straw, and oh yes, ticks.- Ecoli and William

I must say, no has quite an interesting answering machine as ours- Ecoli

Yay music!

Gay music?

No, YAY music.

What's the matter with you?!- Mother, Chi, and Ecoli

Hey, guess what today's word of the day is?

What?

DAVID HASSELHOF.- Ecoli and Chi.

Help!! The lock is stuck, the door won't open, it's like this thing is trying to EAT meeee!!- Ecoli, stuck in a truck

I just came for my- What did you do?! I just cleaned this! How am I supposed to find anything? What is WRONG with you?!- Ecoli, finding that Chi had trashed our table

I have Mrs. Hope next period.

Bummer, dude.

Yeah, we'll say a prayer for your soul.- Nick, Chi, Ecoli

Emma, the pinata's dead. Quit whacking it.- Ecoli

Emma, stop! You've detroyed it!

Candy raid!- Ecoli and my cousin Cliff

Don't count paper, it kills braincells- Ecoli

The spoon is not there.- some British kid from 'The Matrix'

Hush girl, for I hafta hurt you.

Coach Dolan, you're talking to yourself, and you said that's the first sign of insanity.

I'M ALREADY CRAZY, HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED THAT OUT?- Amber and C. Dolan

The main reason for atheism is Christians- Mr. Edwards

See, it'll be boy, popcorn, girl, girl, popcorn, boy with me behind them. Holding a stick.- Mister Edwards

I am correct!

I didn't hear you say anything.

It's the thought that counts- Ecoli and Dad playing Jepardy.

When I was little, I didn't want to be a princess. I fully intended to be dictator- Ecoli

Are you sassing me?- Ecoli, talking to Shannah, on several occasions

DON'T SASS ME, WOMAN.

OR ME, EITHER.- Chi and Ecoli talking to Shannah

I don't wanna be nakey when I die!

You're naked when you take a bath, though.

Naw, he wears a Speedo!- Bert, Jameson, and Ecoli

You're rather girly when it comes to boy bands, aren't you?

SQUEE!- Ecoli and Chi

Welcome to Fred Fred Burger, may I take your order, yes?- Ecoli

Hey I wonder- ZOMIGOSH I'M BEING ASSIMILATED- oh, nevermind.- Ecoli

I hate ettiquette and manners I'LL BE UNCIVILZED AND HEATHEN IF I WANT TO!- Ecoli

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing tomatoes aren't in fruit salad.- Bert

You have a big head.

I DO NOT!- Bert and Ecoli

Do I have a big head?

Yes.

Thanks a lot!

In that big head, though, is a big brain!

Really think so?

No.

OI!- Ecoli and Shannah

Final Fantasy: a world where bad guys have cell phones and Vincent Valentine does not. Just Dutchy boy shoes.

Ya know, when all of Cloud's friends help him fly, it's kinda cheesey.

But when Vincent does it, it's hot!!

(Ecoli and DC enter Mrs. Grover's room, returning from the restroom)

"Okay, girls, this movie is really graphic, so if you don't want to cry I suggest you leave." (Mrs. Grover is talking about a video that shows poachers pounding baby seals with large clubs)

DC-turns and walks right back out

The class- laughs