Don't Take Life Too Seriously.

You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

-Elbert Hubbard

Hello! My name's Sam and I'm a junior at the redneck tech! Welding, bitches.

Movies:

The Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Tombstone, Jackass I and II, Grave Dancers, Poltergeist, Smokey the Bandit, Sleepy Hollow, The Goonies, Grease, Young Guns, The Long Riders

Books:

Dark Star, Full Tilt, King of the Wind, Writing on the Wall, Harry Potter Series, To Catch A Pirate, Seabiscuit, The Black Stallion Series, The Silver Kiss

TV Shows:

Spongebob Squarepants, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, CSI:Miami, Monster Garage, Mythbusters

Actors:

Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville the entire Jackass Crew, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Heath Ledger, Emilio Estevez, Val Kilmer, Michael Biene, Michael Keaton

Actresses:

Kiera Kneightley, Whoopi Goldberg, Dana Delanie, Chandra Wilson

Music:

CKY, Smut Peddlers, Big Rich, H.I.M, Waylon Jennings, Toby Keith, Lynard Skynard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crew, ACDC, Guns Roses, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Martina McBride

Thanks for reading!