This is my profile...um...yah...okay then...lets get on a roll here...

My name is none of your god damn business thank you very much.

My age is whatever i want it to be, so deal. Lets just say if you're not in college than you are either younger or older than me.

My gender is that of a female though sometimes I even question if I am, but then I remember I have breast and a vagina, so I guess I'm not a male now am I?

I'm an emo gurl...and i have very evil thoughts...and evil dreams so if i were you i'd stay away...

My favorite anime is...Naruto!

My fave. boy characters of Naruto:

Kankuro-i got a thing for guys with make-up...

Gaara-he's the ecsence of angish and emo-ness...

Lee-cause an evil gurl has to like at least one good guy right...

Shino-the shady guys always get to me...

Shikamaru-lazy is something i know...

Neji-its the hair...thats all...

Kiba-love dogs and he's like a dog...

Naruto-cause the show wouldn't be possible without the goof-ball...

My fave. gurl characters of Naruto:

Tenten-girl has great aim...and she loves chinese food like i do...

Temari-she can whip any guy into shape...she'll just have to work very hard with Shikamaru...

Hinata-cause i use to be just as shy around guys, then i like turned into Sakura in middle school...

Ino-cause you gotta love her attitude...and she's one kick ass person...

Sakura-cause i'm just like her...expect i haven't died my hair pink yet...but its only a thought...

Anko-...what...you have to like her...if you dont you're crazy and stupid...just kidding...

HinataXKiba-hey if she can love Naruto, she can love Kiba...

HinataXShino-well he could understand her better...in a way...okay i just think their cute go away now!

GaaraXSakura-oh come on..dont tell me you never thought of them together...if anyone can make her hate Sasuke its him...

NarutoXIno-...okay yes i do like them and i'm not pulling your leg...what a blond needs a blond..

ShikamaruXTemari-cause it feels right, and i could never see Ino with him...thats scary and most lightly not to happen...

KankuroXTenten-because they would be kool together...just think, dating the person your sister beat the shit of out...ah yes...

NejiXSakura-it has to be a damn good one too for me to read...not something really shitty...

LeeXTenten/Sakura-either one will do...cause Sakura might end up liking him, and if Neji doesn't think about Tenten that way Lee is the next best thing...

AnkoXKakashi-they would be funny together...in my own opinion...

Pairings I Hate with a passion...

NarutoXSasuke-who ever made that up is fucked up...those two are best friends and they would never get together...you guys have wild imagnations..thats for sure...

SakuraXSasuke-He hates her...or doesn't think of her that way...they could never be together that way...never...

NarutoXHinata-Please! first off he barely ever notices her...second off he's too in love with Sakura...and third, i don't like Naruto with her...

NejiXTenten-ew! please...give me a break, he would never really like her that way...he's too conceited and busy with training to think of romance...and he would think it would mess up their team with it...

NejiXHinata-well lets put it this way...first-their cousins, second-their fathers were brothers and twins none the less, third-if she were ever to get pregnant with Neji's child the kid would come out deformed, fourth-who ever started this couple must have been on crack cause it ain't happening!

GaaraXHis siblings-now lets go over this like with the Hyuuga's...1st-their siblings, 2nd-Gaara probably cares for them after the fight with Naruto, but not that deeply, 3rd-Temari will probably end up with Shikamaru, and Kankuro might wear make-up but he's not gay...4th-GAARA ISN'T GAY!...5th-who ever started this couple...also must be on crack..

NarutoXGaara-Never will happen...Naruto is straight, Gaara doesn't really love...and i doubt with my heart and soul on the line that he would ever for once think of loving another boy...

KibaXShino-they hate each other! HATE! Shino would never get with Kiba...never ever...Kiba isn't that way either...so deal!

InoXSakura-get out of here you sick shit...i might like a little yuri, but their friends, enemies, and i doubt for a second Ino would go that way and same with Sakura...so get off your crack and stay with real pairings...

just to make this short...all Yaoi pairings except with Orochimaru...he has to be gay seriously...

Yo!

So I decided to let everyone in a little secret of mine...I have a second screen name on here aside from 'DeathofME18' I made the other one about a year before this one so its the original. I created this name because I kind of wanted to experience the whole alter-ego deal. It was pretty nice people thinking I was someone else, but I think its time you all know my other name just for the sake of you knowing and so I dont have another mix up of reading a story that my first name reviewed and favorited and end up reviewing it by 'DeathofME18'...sweatdrop it serious happened and I ended up saying my other name at the end of the review though it was not the same name...sigh...

http://www.fanfiction.net/~lostsoulofregret

My second name is LostsoulofRegret or what use to be 'TearsofSadness17' but I changed it after getting bored of the name...which intentionally I wanted to change 'LostsoulofRegret' to 'Evil Thoughts of an Emo Gurl', but then the thought of a second name came up and...now you know...

Basically 'LostsoulofRegret' is my first name (well technically second name with the same account but who's really cares) so I have more stories there including my beginning ones which are pretty terrible. While this name my stories are better and where my writing is now. Though when I read a oneshot from here and then one from my other name I notice I unconsiciously change around my style...it's weird really...anywho this account is mainly for my 'M' rated oneshots which as you all know is what I write here...

So now you know...I sort of feel relieved now...and if you dont believe me I have a note on my other name saying just about the same thing here plus just look at my email address. 'TearsofSadness17@aim.com' is for DeathofME18 while 'TearsofSadness17@netscape.net' is for LostsoulofRegret...they both go to the same mail box since netscape is with aim...anywho please enjoy and whatever...

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