| nadia the demented one |
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. My name is Nadia, though occasionally I go by Xena. When you review me and use my first name and I'm not already acquainted with you, I feel a sudden urge to hunt you down, knock on your door and ask you why. I don't care about the emotional level you're trying to reach with me. I don't know you, and I'd never use your first name, so don't try with me. I haven't updated in a very long time, and it's a wonderful little thing called writer's block. So naturally, my multi chaptered stories are on hiatus. Don't PM me asking me to "update quick! i'm dying to find out what happens next!" because the chances are slim to none. I don't take orders. Give me until 2011, and maybe there'll be an ending. On a whole, I urge you to let it go. Just fanfiction. I despise people that boss me around and tell me how I should be writing my stories. No, you missed the whole point of con-crit. You tell me how to improve, not tell me what you want to read. I'll write whatever I wish and if causes discontentment with you, I urge you to move along. Please, don't bother with hate PM's because of reviews I might have sent to your mother, or your brother, or your best friend, telling them I think they suck. I'll block, because I don't care what you have to say. Stab and move on. Really, if you can't handle it, then fuck off. You shouldn't be on the internet if you can't handle having your work torn to pieces. Really, it's for your own good. :) Sure, I don't like Twilight. What's your point? If I don't like it, I shouldn't affiliate my stories with it? Creative licence, sweethearts. No, I will not beta read for you. I will not beta read for anyone because I have a life. Find someone who won't send your stories back to you, partially edited 6 months later. Don't request for more con-crit. I didn't do it to help you. I did it because I was in a vindictive mood and here is one of the first places I strike. It's a win win situation. I vent, you improve (most of the time). But no more. The next person that tells me my stories don't go anywhere will be defenestrated. It's fanfiction. It generally doesn't go anywhere. | |||||||
1. Vainglorious, With Love reviewsEmmett realises how truly magnificent and terrible Rosalie is. ONESHOT.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-08 - Emmett & Rosalie - Complete2. Beauty Is The Beast reviewsTanya vignette: With perfection comes the inevitable destruction.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-08 - Tanya & Edward - Complete3. Falling Human reviewsA 55 word story written about a falling human. You're all invited to criticise.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete4. Exonerate My Soul, Exonerate Us All reviewsEdward suffers from delusions of grandeur - but he has to realise he may not always be the saviour. Written during the period where he is separated from Carlisle and Esme.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 9-8-08 - Edward - Complete5. All The Things I Know reviewsOnce upon a time, before she was Alice, Mary Brandon existed in a cruel world. Everyone has their story. Alice might not remember her story, but Cynthia does. ONESHOT.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-08 - Alice - Complete6. Sound Asleep reviewsSnape finds Lily's letter and her photograph in Sirius's room. The illusion of cruelty shatters, because it was only ever an illusion. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-08 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete7. Underestimation reviewsProve your faithfulness - your life depends on it, Bella. ONESHOTTwilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete8. Just Another Fling » reviewsJake and Bella kissed. But this time, Bella wasn't so remorseful. And Edward wasn't so forgiving. Set during Eclipse.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-2-079. Obsessive Compulsive reviewsBella starts to go insane when Jacob gives her a paradox, added with Edward's absence. Set during New Moon, alternate ending.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-28-07 - Complete10. Irresistible reviewsEmmett falls off the wagon because let's face it - not everyone is as strong as they look. ONESHOT.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete11. The Fairest Of Them All reviewsMy submission to my own challenge... Lauren Mallory thinks she's more beautiful than Rosalie Hale. Obviously, its a preposterous suggestion, but what do you expect from shallow people?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-20-07 - Complete12. Emmett's Christmas List reviewsEvery year, Emmett has to write a list for Christmas indicating what gifts he wants. When he puts down something completely atrocious this year, his family is worried about his mentality.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete13. Pickers and haters reviewsEdward picked his nose. Oh my.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete