Okay so, even I acknowledge my laziness. I've gotten about 3/5 of the way through the next chapter, which will be up either this weekend or next. Thanks for the patience. I have no idea what will happen to the Sly Cooper story. If someone wants to adopt it and continue it, be my guest. just let me know.

(Note: I changed my Penname, if you were wondering)

Nickname: Simba

Age: 14

Hair Color: Red and long as hell

Eye Color: Blue-Green-Grey

Favorite video games/series: Star Fox, Sly Cooper, Kingdom Hearts and Ratchet and Clank (Final Fantasy's okay)

Favorite authors: Kit-Karamak, Trailerflip, StarFoxChic, Kitty Petro and Boondock Jake

Hobbies: I love playing guitar and bass. I have an old Silvertone SG, which is an awesome guitar. I'm getting a six string brownsville bass. I'm in a band, but I'm thinking of quitting and starting my own. I used to be addicted to TV and videogames, but I wised up. Now I play a lot of sports. My favorite is wrestling, which I can finally do well.

Favorite Bands (in no particular order)

Queen

Beatles

Kansas

Nirvana

Boston

Nickelback

Aerosmith

Franz Ferdinand

Dragonforce

Guns N' Roses

SUM41

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

Motley Crue

Favorite Guitarists of All-Time:

Slash-Guns N' Roses (What can I say? He's amazing)

Jimi Hendrix-The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Jimmy Page-Led Zeppelin

Joe Perry-Aerosmith

Some Favorite Quotes:

"As private parts to the gods are we, they play with us for their sport!"- Lord Melchit from Blackadder (an English Comedy)

"Alex, I believe that horse is mooning you," -Me

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went out for breakfast?" "I am a convicted sex offender!" -two guys from Saturday Night Live

"The Steelers won the Super Bowl and are World Champions!" "Well, there could be another team somewhere in the world-" "Shut up." - A friend of mine and myself

"I like molassas, I like molassas, I like molassas, PANCAKES!!"- Some friends of mine

"Let's have sex"- According to my friend, the greatest pickup line ever

"I have recently learned that Andrew is a diaper-wearing convicted sex offender who likes men because his uncle Hal molested him"- Me (This is a complete joke)

"That was epic. A nuclear burp!" -dude from school

"My body... is trying to die," -Caboose, from Red vs. Blue episode 78

"Leadership isn't about firing bullets and stabbing people, Church. It's about being able to tell other people to fire bullets and stab people," -Doc, from Red vs. Blue episode 78

"Triangle of confusion, rhombus of destruction, parabola of mystery. I don't care! Just get the goddamn show on the road!" -Church, from Red vs. Blue

"It's me; why are you worried?" -Me

"People are idiots," -The quote that I live by

"I LIKE MEN!! I LIKE MEN!!" -My friend on a rollar coaster

"I have three options. Unfortunately, they all involve murder, or moving to a seperate country,"- Me

"You ate a Mexican?"- Friend of mine

"I want to live forever or die trying."- Same friend of mine

"I want to be the only person to die riding a rhino over the lip of Mount Vesuvius in a hail of gunfire."- Same same friend

"Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical examination we discovered athlete's foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain."- Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker," -John McClane (Bruce Willis), Die Hard

"When life gives you lemons, stuff them in your girlfriend's bra," -something someone wrote on a bus (I just think it's really funny)

"I'm going out like I came in: screaming and kicking" (holding up a metal bar)
"You can't whack death on the head, Lister"
"If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!" -Red Dwarf