
Hi! My name is Calli. Well, the full name is Calliope-Elizabeth. I am a freshman at the University of Pittsburgh, double majoring in English (creative writing) and Music Performance. Once I graduate, I plan to go to law school. I got tired of concealing my real name because I really want credit for the things I write even if it is fanfiction and most people on this site don't go to my school and even if they do at this point I'm like... I don't care if they know that I write about...quite unconventional things.
NEWS:
1. Right now, the only fanfiction I am working on is "Stronger Than This". It is about Law and Order: SVU. The others, for now, sadly have to be put on a halt.
2. LINK TO MY MYSPACE PAGE: myspace.com/calliopesomewhere
3. LINK TO MY MELO PAGE: http://www.melodramatic.com/users/kallistajade and http://www.melodramatic.com/users/chloe_ofthewind ( I have 4 melos!!)
http://www.melodramatic.com/users/thequeenofsheba
http://www.melodramatic.com/users/skinnygurl
NEWS: Kara is interesting. It will definitely complicate things in Smallville. I'm visualizing...a LanaClark/Kara triangle showing up soon on the series. maybe it won't, but it might.
I probably won't do a Smallville ff though because i started one and no one is reviewing it.
GUYS: PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES! I UPDATE ONCE I GET MORE REVIEWS, SO PLEASE UPDATE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!
Hi! Just want to let you know that since I have so many stories started (I will finish all of them), I will update based on how many reviews I'm getting! I will update the one with the most reviews FIRST so plz. review, guys!
weird little fact about me: I am obsessed with incest (yes, you read that right) but only b/t siblings or cousins
I am obsessed with smallville and I am still fervent that Lana should be with Clark-period. They are meant to be together. I'm also obsessed with Bruce/Batman, I used to be obsessed with Teen Titans, I used to be obsessed with the movie "Carrie", and I'll always be obsessed with crossovers (most of my stories will atleast be somewhat a crossover!)
But this isn't about Smallville or Batman or Lana and Clark or any of my fiction obsessions.
I live in a small town in Maryland and I'm obsessed with violin and writing. I get straight A's if you don't count precalculus and calculus. I have dark hair (the color hair of Lana), but it is short. I'm tall and skinny. I like to stand out and be different. My name will be wrtten in the street lights some day. I'll turn violin into the kind of music that is not only classical (which I love playing) and beautiful, but also glamorous-did you know that there are electric violins?
Favorite movies: Smallville (Is that a movie? It should be. Superman movies suck but Smallville is awesome), Batman Begins, Lady in The Water (even though I haven't watched it yet), What a Girl Wants (but personally, its better to not have a dad than one who hates you and told you to "go eat shit" when you were ten), Tuck Everlasting, Supernaturals (again, they should make a movie out of it), Boku wo Imouto wu Suru (I'm pretty sure I spelled it wrong but oh well),..
Quotes:
"Change-sometimes its beautiful, sometimes its painful, but most of the time its both" (referring to her kryptonite neckalace). (Lana Lang)
"I'm sure inside you're still that great kid. But its not who you are inside that matters. Its what you do that defines you." (Rachel Dawes)
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself." (too many people said this one)
"I don't go by the invisible rules of cliches and social standards. In fact, I make a point to defy them."
"Its complicated. This time I think it could be triangulated." (Imogene Heap)
"In a world of clones, dare to evolve." (me)
Random criminal: "Where are you?"...Batman: (sneaks from behind, upside down) Here
"A girl and a guy can be just friends. But, at one point, they will fall for each other. Mabye Temporarily; Maybe at the wrong time; Mabye too late; Or mabye, forever."
If you can't get someone out of your head, then mabye they are supposed to be there
If you love someone, and you're not supposed to...but you do anyways...how can it be wrong when it feels so right?
"Suddenly I'm all alone; pushed away from nothing wrong; don't you have the guts to say how you feel about me. They said we couldn't be together; I have to get over you. We're given no choice; we have no voice, out of the blue. We should have been together; don't wanna get over you. When love makes a choice, it has a voice, out of the blue." ~excerpt from song lyrics "Out of The Blue" by Ali and AJ
I like walking in the rain cuz no one knows im crying.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
Just because she comes off strong, doesnt mean she didnt fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothings wrong maybe shes just really good at lying.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
"Tuck, tuck, tuck...toes," Beatrice on the movie "Hoot".
"Are you kidding? I feel like a million bucks," Mullet Fingers on the movie "Hoot".
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?
It is never too late to find true love.
One day you will wake up and realize that you are actually going to make it.
There is no one right answer, but there are a million wrong answers.
Sing your song no matter how many people tell you to shut up.
If you "march to the beat of a different beat", copy this into your profile.
It is cool to be an outcast. If you are an outcast and love it, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Even when you cant see Him, God is there! If you belive in God put this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you hate those stupid social structure rules ALL highschols have, PLEASE copy this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you hate Calculus as much as I do, copy this in your profile and add your name to the list: LanaLangKent.
"Don't count life by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away."
If you are really skinny and it is NATURAL and you are proud of it and do not hate your (beautiful) body, and are tired of the magazines being against skinny people and hate it when books describe skinny/lanky/et cetera as a dorky trait, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. LanaLangKent.
Ninety-Five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shasow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroeVillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, charmed4eva112, Mileyrocks95, Leojldancer, LanaLangKent.
If you think you might be as obsessed with crossovers as I am, copy this in your profile.
I live on the planet earth, though it has been said that I originated on another one. Planet, that is.
If you think forbidden love (boy and girl though of course) is AWESOME, copy this into your profile.
If you hate conformity, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen in love with someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have been so obsessed with something that now because of the effects, everyone is scared of you, copy this in your profile.
Shoes make me crazy. So I just take them off.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are going to be published someday (not just on this site that most of us get quite obsessive about) and what you write will necome a category on fanfiction and other people will have to say that they don't own it, copy this into your profile.
...Girls
...are like
...apples on trees.
...The best ones are
...at the top of the tree.The
...boys dont want to reach
...for the good ones because they
...are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
...Instead, they just get the rotten apples
...from the ground that aren't as good,
...but easy. So the apples at the top think
...something is wrong with them, when in
...reality, they're amazing. They just
...have to wait for the right boy to
...come along, the one who's
...brave enough to
...climb all
...the way
...to the top
...of the tree.
Pairimgs (I know you were waiting for this!)
Elliot/ Olivia
Simon/Olivia (yeah, yeah, I know they are siblings; that's partially why I am drawn to it so much. I used to be in love with my brother.)
Lana/Clark (Clana)
Kara/Clark (Clara)
Casey/Derek (!! Yay! Check out my story Blood Deep
Mullet Fingers/ Beatrice (yeah, i know they are step-sibs. i wish they were real sibs 333)
Rachel Dawes/Bruce
Raven/Robin
Hermione/Harry
Terra (from teen titans)/Dean (from Supernaturals) (Yeah I'm not afraid to pair characters from different shows together!)
Starfire/Clark (Hey, they're both aliens! Don't blame me! I haven't written one of these yet. If you want me to, e-mail me.)
Miley/Jackson
Its been forever since I've watched Gilmore Girls because I have orchestra rehearsals at the exact time its aired. So I don't know who I'd pair Rory with.
My father is a male version of Lonna.
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If you just realized that copying all those lines from other people's profile (you know, when it says, if you...then copy this into your profile) is actually CONFORMING and the one thing you do not want to do is conform, copy this into your profile.
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You know you're obsessed with Smallville when:
1) you'd spend anything to buy the DVDs of the episodes and you watch each episode about 15+ times.
2)You think less of yourself because you don't have superpowers.
3)You dye your hair slightly darker so it looks like Lana's hair.
4) Before Smallville was on abc family everyday and it was only on Thursdays you felt depressed b/c it wasn't on.
5) You find yourself constantly singing the theme song "Save Me".
6) You find yourself thinking in terms of Smallville and using Smallville as your examples for all or most of your English essays.
7)You want so much for it to be real even though you know it's not.
8) You convince yourself that you are Kryptonian.
9) At night you have weird dreams about Smallville.
10) You keep a mental countdown to the day the next new episode is aired (and you hope there is evidence of Clana in the next episode-being obsessed w/Lexana or Chlark doesn't count as being obsessed with Smallville...kidding, but seriously, Clana is the only thing that works.)
You know you are obsessed with Law and Order: SVU when:
1) you watch law and order whenever it is on. And if CI and SVU is on at the same time, you are no longer torn. You are DEFINITELY watching SVU.
2) You decided to become a lawyer.
3) You talk about Olivia Benson all the time.
4) You find yourself constantly humming the Law and Order theme song.
5) You repeatedly have weird dreams about Law and Order: SVU.
6) You wish Olivia Benson was real.
7) You wish you were Olivia Benson.
8) You try to convince all of your friends and family that it is okay for Elliot and Olivia to be together.
9) Your favorite vowels are "E" and "O".
10) You started writing stories about the main characters about Law and Order: SVU.
GUYS: PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES! I UPDATE ONCE I GET MORE REVIEWS, SO PLEASE UPDATE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!
"Sick Little Love Song" By Brie Larson
I so badly wanna show you
The tens of songs
About the if, the and, and the buts
Of me, you and us
But I won't
You can watch me wink
As I keep it all to myself
Trying to stop thinking about the fact that your on my mind
Just write it, write it all down
But the feelings, won't hide
Let's play a game of pretend with just the two of us
I'll be the giddy teen whose starting all the fires
In this sick little love song of mine
People are people
So why can it be
You and I would get along so awesomely
This next song is exactly how I feel about a very special someone:
I Love You Always And Forever by Donna Louis
Feels like, I'm standing in a timeless dream
Of light mists, of pale amber rose
Feels like, I'm lost in a deep cloud of heavenly scent
Touching, discovering you
Those days, of warm rains come rushing back to me
Miles of windless, summer night air
Secret moments, shared in the heat of the afternoon
Out of the stillness, soft spoken words
I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everyday, I will devour you
I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everyday, I will devour you
You've got, the most unbelievable
blue eyes I've ever seen
You've got, me almost melt away
As we lay there, under a blue sky
with pure white stars
Exotic sweetness, a magical time
I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everyday, I will devour you
I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everyday, I will devour you
Say you'll love, love me forever
Never stop, not for whatever
Near and far and always and
everywhere and everything
Say you'll love, love me forever
Never stop, not for whatever
Near and far and always and
everywhere and everything
Say you'll love, love me forever
Never stop, not for whatever
Near and far and always and
everywhere and everything
I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everyday, I will devour you
I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everyday, I will devour you
&(#@!#&()_#(#)_@_@_&!@_!!+!)@&@!(09@#&()(@!#&(@&()))))_
...and now that you know all of that...I could tell you my name, but then I'd have to kill you.
STORY STATUS (in the order I am working on them right now):
Stronger Than This: Olivia Benson has two secrets. (1), she used to be a cutter...will she star again. (2), she fell in love with her half-brother, Simon. When a tradgedy strikes, who will she turn to? Will Simon save her? Or will Elliot? (E/O/S love triangle fic)
Blood Deep: Casey and Derek, except with a twist...they ARE blood related. NEWS: Chapter 16 & 17 are finally up, so pleasde read and review!!
When We're The Only Ones Left: About the movie "She's The Man". And, yes, it's another incest story. NEWS: working on chapter 3
The Midnight Circle: OKAY GUYS, one thing: I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH...what the story is about...SO READ IT...you are all brainwashed...I repeat BRAINWASHED...against it...but what's so wrong about two people falling in love? You can't choose who you fall in love with. Please, open your eyes, open the door, but also be able to close the door if you have to! Like Ralph Waldo Emmerson advises, you have to be open-minded, and you cannot conform. Please don't conform. I'm trying to change the world little steps at a time here. Ban conformity. Dis what the story is about, if you like, but don't do it because others expect you too; actually think about it and decide for yourself. One more thing...how can something be wrong if it feels so right? Anyways, that's my opinion; when I'm a novelist free of a pen name I hope I will be able to be as free with my ideas but I'm hoping I still won't conform!
NEWS: working on chapter 9
Of Siblings: so…I finally attempt a “Lord of The Rings” fanfiction. There were so many ideas that I read that seemed good….but I thought maybe I could do something different, not a “girl falls into middle earth” one nor an “Aragorn and Legolas go on an adventure together and get badly wounded and somehow miraculously both survive” one or even a simple romance one. This story is about Aragorn, with a twist. Aragorn is half-elf; Lord Elrond’s wife (a.k.a Arwen’s mother) had an affair with Arathorn, and therefore Aragorn and Arwen are half-siblings. Also, of course, how can I forget about Eowyn and Eomer?? Lol. ANyways, I haven't started writing it yet, but I will.
(TITLE NOT CHOSEN YET): And eventually I have to do a HP one that's Harry/Hermione and Ron/Ginny.
The Closest Thing To Barefoot: I am currently writing chapter 6. This one I am actually using for a school assignment, so right now it is my priority. It is about an outcast girl who moves to Coconut Cove, Florida, because her mother has been on the run since she was eight for a reason she does not know. What happens when she meets a boy that she thinks is even more crazy than herself? Read and Review it by accessing the "HOOT" category in the "Books" category. Thank you!
Milyetingers: I haven't written chapter 21 yet because I am writing the above mentioned story. However, I have a four day weekend coming up to study for my four exams and then a five day weekend after exams, so I will be getting back to it soon. Find it in the "HANNAH MONTANA" section.
Your Hiding Eyes: Same as with the above mentioned story. Synopsis: Miley thinks that Jake is an egocentric jerk, but what secret past is Jake hiding? When he runs away, is all hope gone, or will Miley find a way to be the last standing light, through forbidden love? Read and Review to find out (And yes, I know this summary is more elegiac than the one that shows by the story).
A Bittersweet Edge: I'll get back to it eventually. Right now, I have writer's block because I want it to occur during season 5 or 6 and it is in season 2 and I need to think of a smooth bridge that isn't too long because what is posted is really more like a prologue. If you have any ideas, feel free to email me at: the_other_side_ofthe_mirror@yahoo.com. Thanx.
It's My Secret, I Can Lie If I Want To: My first "Incredibles" fanfiction. About a year ago I was obsessed with that movie (somewhere in between being obsessed with "Teen Titans" and the movie "Carrie" (b/c it almost happened to me but I didn't win! lol! Plus it was outside, so I guess it couldn't have happened. Anyways. I'm getting off track...))...anywheres, I forgot that I had been obsessed with it but recently after listening to Brie Larson's song, "Invisible Girl", it all came rushing back. I have three chapters (all written today, January the twelfth!) but I won't put up chapter 4 (I MEAN IT) until I have at least seven reviews (the amount of reviews I have for "The Closest Thing To Barefoot". I should have more than seven reviews for "The Closest Thing To Barefoot", don't you think? Guys, it won't hurt you to read fanfics from the "Hoot" section even though there are only 11. If each of you wrote one, there would be WAY more than 11 Hoot stories. Thanx. Wait, how did I get to talking about Hoot when this story is about the Incredibles? Oh yeah, you'll have to wait and see (or read and review and see...)...
LoSt InTeNtIonFour characters from four different shows will unite (the main one being Mullet Fingers from"Hoot") under the control of a man who is dead (you have to read the story and search for my subtle clues to find out who the mystery character is). The mystery character is narrating the story, and even though it seems like the story is about the four main characters, it is really about the mystery character. Warning: this is turned upside down; it is weird; it is the unexpected. There will also be three other characters that may or may not be the heroes of the story and that may or may not be the villains of the story (or something in between, in the gray area). You decide. The point of this story is that of all eight of the characters, it is really hard to tell the difference between good and evil; the line between is thin; and often times even those who are evil once upon a time had good intentions, and everyone is good at heart; just for some people it is buried deep down and themselves and forces against themselves work together to push it deeper and deeper down. Note: This happens to EVERYONE; even you and me. THAT IS WHY IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO READ AND REVIEW THIS STORY! (Yes, it is a crossover, but it is a different kind of crossover, and if I tell you the fandoms it would spoil it. But there is really only one fandom you have to know to be able to understand the story, and even if you don't it is still a good read) (A/N: I'm not one of those authors who says "my writing really stinks" just to get sympathy, but when I read their writing it is really amazing and poignant and touching. I am a fervid watcher of Smallville; therefore, I hate lying. I will not lie to you; I am an amazing writer.)
Island of Tears: I'll finish writing it once I get 10 more reviews. 199 hits, and only 4 reviews. It doesn't make sense. If you read it, plz review even if its just "good job,", "it needs work," "I don't like it," "I like it" or something like that. I just want to have feedback, so I know what people think of it and so I know that people are ACTUALLY READING IT and I'm not wasting my time when I could be writing a story people WANT to read. Thanx, guys. I appreciate it.
Thats all for now. The ones that aren't listed above, I will finish once I finish these six.
Um...well now I am working on WAY MORE THAN SIX stories...but also school is my priority; plus I am starting a novel soon and once I start that my stories will go on hiatus (but they won't die. I promise) for a while.
=: Calli
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