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since: 07-18-06, id: 1093918, Profile Updated: 05-05-09
country: United States
Author has written 2 stories for Life With Derek, and Breakfast Club.

ok hey everyone. I'm not gonna give away to much ha ha! lol. anyways, about me...I'm in high school. I get really hyper when I'm with my friends. I have been told on a number of occasions that i should be medicated. I have crazy friends but there a bunch of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. i love Harry Potter, Life With Derek, WWE wrestling, Tin Man, Twilight, Breakfast Club and so many more books and movies and shows.

Favorite Wrestlers(in no order...except Jeff...Jeff is #1!)

Jeff Hardy - THE SEX!

C.M. Punk - ANOTHER SEX! (and no not female)

Mickie James - shes awesome

Michelle McCool - shes way cool

Victoria - shes awesome too

Matt Hardy - hes just awesome (HATE THE HEEL THING)

Maria - i think shes cool, quite sexy too

Finlay and Hornswaggle - they make me laugh hehehe

John Cena - you gotta give him some props hes funny to watch

Hacksaw Jim Duggan - Hes a classic and he rocks

Triple H - toooo funny and looks damn good in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt.

Stone Cold - he really don't need a reason, hes just funny as hell

Shawn Micheals - hes really cool, and delivers sweet chin music lol

Kane and Undertaker - did its the big red machine and the dead man...there just awesome

Rey Mysterio - love the way he fights... 619 MAN!

Evan Borne - hes got talent and i like the whole high flying thing...hence #1

My Ships

Harry Potter

DracoHarry

RonHarry

HermioneDraco

RonHarryHermione

RonGinny

FredGeorge

LWD

DerekCasey (DASEY)

EdwinLizze (LIZZY)

GerogeNora (GENORA)

WWE

MizMorrison

usually if i read the summary and like it ill try it out. really no preference.

Breakfast Club

BenderClaire

AndrewAllison

Tin Man

GlitchCain (true love)

Twilight

BellaEdward

RosalieEmmet (although ill take emmet off her hands anytime)

JasperAlice

NCIS

Tiva (Tony and Zee-Vahh)

McAbby (McGee and Abby)

JIBBS (Jen and Gibbs)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are more scared than ever to go to the dentist, add this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, and would like to become one, then post this onto your profile.

If you realize copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, C&P this into your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, C&P this into your profile.(And so what if i am!?)

If several inanimate objects hate you, C&P this into your pro.

If you cried when Edward left Bella, among other things in these books, C&P this into your pro.

If you talk to/name inanimate objects, C&P this into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a breakdown if someone told them they were weird, if you're 1 of the 7 saying What was Your 1st clue? then C&P this into your pro.

If you at once forgot how to spell a word less than 4 letters(like fut) then C&P this into your pro.

For me, crazy is a loose term, crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so funny about an eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on, crazy is when you say a completely random thing like Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?, or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them out, and tape them all over your wall, just to have something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies, physical characteristics, and personalities of all the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you go up to some random hot guy on the street, and tell them that their hair reminds you of Edward Cullen. (i didn't make this up i copied it from someone's profile but it describes me almost exactly)

When all else fails... tell the truth and run.

My mind has been gone for years. I hardly miss it.

Shut up, voices! Don't make me poke you with a Q-tip again!

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man does not pee on his hands.

Looks like your airbag didn't deploy in time.

My inner child thinks you're a big poopy face.

Hard work must have killed SOMEone!

What part of "MOOOOOAHAAHAHAHA" don't you understand?

They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understa- oh, look! A chicken!

You don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your slowest friend.

A good friend will help you up when you fall, but your best friend will just laugh and trip you again.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. I43f you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

Join the new sensation that's sweeping the nation! It's called "Bureaucracy." Everybody stands in a circle, and the first person to actually do anything loses. - Unknown

Love the sinner, hate the sin. - Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi

Laughter has no language. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to find the one special thing that was meant for you, the meaning of life is to give it away... - Unknown

If you are going to fall in love no matter what, might as well fall headfirst. - your vennela

In love, there is no 'a lot' or 'a little,' there is only love. - your vennela

People always call it luck when when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andre Gide

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it. - Al Batt

But he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose. - Anne Bronte

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

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1. Unlikely Lovers reviews
I don't really want to say much cause it might give it away. But this is a oneshot and just a little thought that came to mind...rated T to be safe for content
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-08 - Complete
2. What can you discover when you lose an IPod? reviews
Casey loses her I-Pod and Derek helps her find it. oneshot Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-08 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
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