If you are wondering who I am the answer is that I used to be ThatReallyQuietGirl, 1Malone, and HighOnMyMuse (I get bored and change my name on here every other year it seems)

Hey,

My name is Becky and I'm a 16 year old girl from the South-East of England. I don't really have many hobbies becase i'm apparently a bit boring. I guess writing fanfiction is a hobby but I'm not so sure. But things i enjoy are reading, watching bad t.v and films, listening to music and sunbathing when it's actually hot here.

1. Any nicknames: Becky, Becks, Bexter, Beck

2. Mother's name: Angela, Father's name: Paul, Sisters' name: Alexandra, Eloise, Olivia (Yeah I got stuck with the crappy one!)

3. Favorite Drink: A perfect cup of tea (only my dad can make such a terrible cup that it actually tastes nice)

4. Tatoos: None and I never want one (Someone called them a tramp stamp once and it put me off)

5. Body piercings? Two in each ear and i'm debating maybe having my belly button pierced...

6. How much do you love your job? I don't have a job yet but I might be getting one in a coffee shop which I will hate.

7. Birthplace: Haywards Heath which is odd because I don't think we lived very close to there when I was born.

8. Favorite Vacation Spot: I hate the places where I go on holiday with my family because it's always either a beach to sunbathe on or a mountain to ski down and I hate both activities. I want to go on a museam holiday in France.

9. Ever been to Africa? No but I bloody want to

10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes I've eaten cookies for every meal at least once (I'm home alone all day now I've finished high school and I'm waiting for college so there is no one to nag me about food)

11. Ever been on TV? Don't think so but I've been in a couple of newspapers haha but not for anything bad. My mum entered me in a baby contest in one >.

12. Ever steal any traffic signs? NO! My parent's wouldn't stop the car... didn't really expect them to but it was RIGHT THERE

13. Ever been in a car accident? Nope

14. Drive a 2-Door or 4-Door car? I can't drive yet but I will learning in only eight months

15. Favorite Salad Dressing: Bleugh!

16. Favorite Pie: Apple pie... mmm

17. Favorite Number: 37... not sure why but suddenly is it

18. Favorite Movie(s): The Prince and Me, Princess Diaries, Pirates of the Carribean, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Stardust, STAR TREK (the new one) because there is just something about Spock that is incredibly sexy and because it was funny and action-packed. CBA to write any more.

19. Favorite Holiday: I guess it would have to be bloody ski-ing because i didn't get sunburnt.

20. Favorite Dessert: Cheescake... gah drool I love the grainy base

21. Favorite Food: Egg muffin with plastic cheese, ham and butter... lovely

22. Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday - I can sleep in and stay up late. Fridays are ruined by school and sundays are practicaly a week day because you have the threat of the week hanging over you

23. Favorite body wash: The cool one my mum bought the other day which had seeds in - it smelt gorgeous

24. Favorite Toothpaste: I hate toothpaste because I hate mint so brushing my teeth is horrible for me

25. Favorite Scent: Petrol omg how crazy does that make me sound? Don't worry I don't go around sniffing petrol.

26. What do you do to relax? Daydream about Snape.

27. Do you have a message to your friends reading this? I'm sorry for sounding crazy.

28. Favorite Author: Markus Zusak (oh drool. He should not be allowed to be that amazing, talented and hot.)

29: Favorite Book: jane Eyre, but the Book Thief is a very close second and in third is this book I read years ago Miranda's Big mistake - it was the first book I read that wasn't for teenagers and I will always remember the plot.

30: Favorite Band: Nickleback or YouMeAtSix and I'm discovering the Buzzcocks

31: Favorite Song: Finders Keepers (... it came on when I started styping that... creepy)

32: Favorite tv show: Gilmore Girls or Friends or Big Bang Theory or Robin Hood or Mock the Week or Whose Line

33: favoruite thing to do: fall asleep

Pairings I love:

Harry/Snape (Harry Potter)
Ron/Harry
Hermione/Snape
Remus/Sirius
Remus/Hermione
Remus/Tonks
Remus/Snape

Rochester/Jane (Jane Eyre)

Leisel/Rudi (The Book Thief)
Leisel/Max

Kat/Peeta (Hunger Games)

Suze/Jesse (Mediator)

Mia/Michael (Princess Diaries)

Spock/Kirk (Star Trek)
Bones/Kirk
Checkov/Sulu

As you can see I'm quite canon except for HP where the only real couple I like is Tonks/Remus.

I've recently deleted all my crappy stories and only left up the more recent ones that I like.

Enjoy my stories, if you will. Please know that reviews pull me out of my funks and they always manage to make me smile even when I want to die.

Lots of love
Becky

"What's that?"
"My collapsible spork" Georgina!

"Erm I'm not hugging the pole... I'm leaning on it," Vicky
"I don't know, i heard you like Checks" My English teacher (don't ask; his accent made it sound like Chicks... that was an awkward week) ((it's sad that after a year I now get that joke))

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Rebus

"Wait, what are the age boundries for your drum thingy?"
"Erm 13 to 18"
"Well i guess it's okay he likes you then, he just left so he must be like 17, 18, 19 right?"
"Becky... he was the teacher."

"I can't get it up!"Holly (It involved a zip you sicko LOL)

"His voice is like liquid sex for your ears!" Vikki and I in the car talking about P!ATD

"Can men pick up things with their penis'?"
"WTF? Alice!"
"Seriously! Like a claw or something,"

"Sunsets make me happy!"
"Sex in the sun make you happy?"
"No sun-sets!"
"Sun sex?"
"No! Sun S-E-T-S"
"Sun-set?"
"Yes!"
"What's a Sun Set?" Vikki and myself in a rather mind boggoling conversation.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hu--rts!" You've heard of Potter Puppet Pals but have you ever seen Snape dancing to this song? It's epic. Click on "other links" on PPP

1) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1) Severus Snape

2) Lucius Mafoy

3) Albus Dumbledore

4) Rubeus Hargrid

5) Fleur Delecour

6) Bill Weasley

7) Remus Lupin

8) James potter

9) Sirius Black

10) Minerva McGonogall

11) Cedric Diggory

12) Harry Potter

2) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No I haven't. Be a bit random really. Bill and Cedric... don't think they meet in the books.

3) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No I do not think that Hagrid is hot... yeah that's quite sick.

4) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Harry got James pregnant... I think a kid with thirteen toes and gills would happen really.

5) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Mostly timeturner ones. Can't really reccomend any because they're always a bit crap (I should know)

6) Would Two and Six make a good couple

Bill and Lucius Malfoy? I would have to say "no" on the principle of blood... then again... all that long hair... yes they would make a good couple... a brilliant couple in fact.

7) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine because Fleur and McGonagall is... creepy on so many levels.

8) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Remus Lupin walked in on Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter having sex... i think i've read this fic... Remus was fine with it... Remus might have joined in.

9) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Albus Dumbledore was a man of restraint. In fact he liked to think that he could resist almost anything. But his young apprentice in a pencil skirt and a whole evening of marking ahead of them could push him just that little bit too far.

10) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

I shall find out... why yes, yes there is fluff for James Potter and Severus Snape.

11) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

A spoon full of sugar

12) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

... Excuse me whilst I laugh my head off... Well if I wanted Hagrid to deflower Snape I would have to use a plot involving copius amounts of alcohol and lost bets.

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Don't have a friends list... didn't know I could.

14) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

See above

15) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

See above

16) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

I like to think I don't know anyone that unwell.

17) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Ten points to... Gryffindor!"

18) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

She fucking hates me by Puddle of Mudd. Good song.

19) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bill, Severus, Harry. WARNING: Involves extreme amounts of hot gay sex.

20) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Is it true what they say about Slytherines and snakes...?"

21) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. I don't like her but she was a side plot about two weeks ago.

22) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Biting.

24) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Gag I would go with Dumbledore though.

25) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

There is a reason love potions are banned Fred

DO PEOPLE STILL THINK I SHOULD WRITE FANFICTON BECAUSE I'M HAVING A CONFIDENCE CRISIS AND MY WRITING MAKES ME FEEL HORRIBLE AND TALENTLESS?