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Author has written 12 stories for Road to Eldorado, and Harry Potter. The profile of discombobulated.shoe. In which I prattle on about myself. Feel free to skip it. ME: I like shoes and the word 'discombobulated'. Hence the name. I also like the words 'kaleidoscope' and 'inauspicious'. READING: My favourite authors include (but are not limited to) Tamora Pierce, Robin Hobb, J.K Rowling, Melina Marchetta, Markus Zusak, Isobelle Carmody, David Levithan, Scott Westerfeld, Holly Black, Margo Lanagan, Terry Pratchett, Niel Gaiman, Douglass Adams, Gabrielle Zevin, Jaclyn Moriarty, Kevin Brooks, Alyssa Brugman, Eoin Colfer, Cornelia Funke, Anthony Horowitz, C.S. Lewis, Beatrix Potter (Hooray for Peter Rabbit!), Emily Roda, Roald Dahl &c. &c. Fic-wise I'll read almost anything as long as it's well written and interesting. WRITING: I seem to mostly write Marauder fics. What can I say? The Marauders are made of awesome. I'm writing two stories with my partner in crime Tiger-Cub684; The Marauders Advice Thingy and Wizards of Hogs. The former can be found on my profile and the latter is a Marauder parody of The Wizard of Oz and can be found on Tiger's profile. Also, I have a FictionPress account where I occasionally put up original stuff, if you're interested it can be found here. And I have a livejournal where I (very) occaisionaly write other things here. I now have a deviant art account too, it is here. Works in progress: The Marauders Advice Thingy -- Chapter 27 hath been unleashed. Do enjoy :) In further news, Tiger has thoughtfully set up a forum, where one may choose to partake in inane discussions (such is the nature of forums) or catch up on our latest excuse/reason for not updating. Animagi -- If anyone's still keeping track of this, I'd like to assure you that I do in fact intend to eventually write and update the last chapter. I realise it has been a while and I would like to state for the record that I am not actually dead, I just do a pretty good job of seeming like it. The Noble And Most Ancient House of Black -- To be updated whenever I feel like it. So, probably not very often. FUN SUFF Okay, so I started this game on FictionPress.com. Baisically, someone writes a short story ending with a cliff hanger, and other participants follow up the cliff hanger with their own ending. The author then chooses an ending, and the author of that ending writes the next cliff hanger and so on and so forth. It's explained in more detail and in a slightly more coherent fashion on this forum, and there's an archive of cliff hangers that have beeen entered (currently empty). Take a look if you're at all interested! THE END. | |||||||||
1. The Marauders' Advice Thingy » reviewsThe Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,475 - Reviews: 477 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 9-17-062. The Second of July reviewsIt's the second of July and Lily's birthday, but for some reason James seems to be ignoring her... What could be the cause of this anomoly?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-2-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete3. There's An Owl In My Bacon reviewsRemus hates Valentine's Day.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-14-07 - Remus L. - Complete4. Animagi » reviewsAfter discovering Remus' condition James, Sirius and Peter decide to help him out. However, this is much more difficult than they first anticipated.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 9-15-065. Christmas Carol Quartet » reviewsRemus is a rednosed werewolf, Sirius is decking the halls, James is giving partridges to his true love and all Peter wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-21-06 - Complete6. The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black » reviewsA few drabbles about how Sirius hates his family of pureblood maniacs and possibly other things too.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 7-24-06 - Sirius B.7. Seven Days Till Valentine's Day reviewsSeven days till Valentine's Day, seven chances for James to convince Lily to go out with him.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-06 - Complete8. Snap! reviewsJames, when faced with Lily Evans, had a tendency to say inappropriate things.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-18-06 - James P. - Complete9. Behold Its Greatness reviewsThe unveiling of the legendary Marauders Map. Followed far too quickly by it's confiscation.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-06 - Complete10. Moonlight Fights and Sleepless Nights reviewsSirius' inquiry as to the wherabouts of one Remus J Lupin leads to some very interesting discoveries.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-1-06 - Complete11. First Prank, First Detention reviewsThe eventful first year of the Marauders. Involving a crazy feline and many, many fireworks.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-25-06 - Complete12. Strangers in Rowboats reviewsTulio thinks back to their journey from El Dorado to Spain, reminiscing in rowboat goodness. more of a long drabble than anything else.Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-06 - Complete
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