Hey All...

I'm definitely more of a reader than a writer, but oh well. I still enjoy the sight, and even review occasionally...

Please note:

That means I don't necessarily review every story I read. Yes, I know, I'm a horrible person. If I didn't review yours, please don't take it personally. Although, if you cared enough about the lack of review to check out my profile, I suppose I owe it to you...

If I did review, consider yourself worthy of such a great honor. ;-) Lol.

Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Me:

My name is Dani (short for Danielle... but no one ever calls me that).

I'm an American (New York, baby! The state, not the city)

I'm a 18-year-old girl

...I'm also 6 feet tall.

I have crazy, thick, curly-when-it-wants-to-be brown hair that goes to my shoulder blades and refuses to behave.

My eyes are kind of interesting. They're an ever-changing color (seriously, one day they're brown, then they're green, then green and blue, then hazel... you just never know).

I have started to laugh at sarcastic things in a "har har" kind of way (yes, I know I sound like a pirate... thank you Captain Obvious).

Giving a running commentary to your life is kind of fun. I tend to do it quite a bit. What's a girl to do? ((attempts to look innocent)) Yeah! Kind of like that... only worse.

I am addicted to Harry Potter Fan Fiction... seriously, it's worse than crack. Specifically the Remus/Sirius and Harry/Draco types, but I'll read almost all. I've also decided I'm in love with 4 of the Weasley boys, and have a soft spot for Katie/Fred, for some reason. What can I say?

Twilight has also taken over my life. I discovered the series about two weeks before Breaking Dawn came out, and absolutely DEVOURED all the books. Stephenie Meyer is a genius. The end. So, of course, after reading the whole series three or four (or seven) times, I still had some lingering "what if...?" thoughts. Where to turn now, but to fan fiction? I couldn't have been the only one with these lingering "what if"s, and it's amazing to see what some of these amazing authors can come up with. Twilight will forever have a spot in my heart.

I rarely read other fandoms, unless I know the author.

I read all sorts of ships and stories, but I will REFUSE to read your story if you have bad grammar/spelling (99.9 percent of all computers have spellcheck, if you're not intelligent enough to use it, you're not intelligent enough for me to bother with).

Random Words of Wisdom:

I'd offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals. ~Anon.

Don't wait. All that happens is you get older. ~Larry McMurtry

It's hard to live your life in color and tell the truth in black and white. ~Unknown

Be who you are and say what you feel, for those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

Derive happiness from good health and a bad memory. ~Ingrid Bergman

Someone should sue Disney for making every girl believe she has a Prince Charming. ~Unknown

Life with guys is like a deck of cards--you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the bastards! ~Unknown

The only thing worse than ignorance is arrogance. ~Albert Einstein

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die today. ~James Dean

Don't judge those who try and fail. Judge only those who fail and try. ~H. Jackson Brown

I don't really know what else to put, but that's no big deal, because no one is likely to be reading this anyway, considering I am not exactly a great author.

If you do exist and just read all that randomness, you deserve a medal for your commendable efforts.

Have a nice day!

~Smiley0531 ;-) :-) :-D