| Legendary Legacy |
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Love Hina. UPDATE: 3/8/09 Still busy, just not quite as busy as last month. I've managed to write a little, but not as much as you'd probably like. Things'll lighten up in a month or two, I'm sure. Until then, thanks for your continued patience. About my Mock-fics Know this: When I choose to mock a particular theme or plotline, it doesn't (always) mean that I hate them all together. Most of the time, it simply means that I hate the massive amounts of badly written and overly-cliched stories associated with them, or that they've become so overused and repetitive that I'm just sick of seeing them anymore. For example, I have previously mocked self-insert fics, not because I hate the idea (because I've read a couple good ones in the past), but rather because the vast majority of them are all the same thing over and over again (i.e. God-modded self-inserts who's only purpose is to make a character that the author/ess hates look stupid and hook up with his/her favorite guy/girl), and they all suck. Likewise, I (usually) enjoy harem fics, but there are crappy stories in there, too. Even though I love reading them, that won't stop me from mocking badly written or badly plotted ones if I find the proper inspiration for it. Naruto Stories that I have mocked so far: Yaoi, Mary Sue's, Super-Naruto's, Female Kyubi's, Self Inserts, High school, Time Travel, Ask (Character), Kitten, and Sakura-beats-the-shit-out-of-Naruto-after-bringing-back-Sasuke (there's gotta be a shorter name for that) fics. Stories I plan to mock in the future: Random Crap, Female Narutos, and anything else that might be pissing me off about fanfiction at the moment. If you've enjoyed reading any of my mock-fics, I invite you to check out my C2, where I am (slowly but surely) compiling other fine works of mockery for your reading pleasure. There's not many there yet, but the dozen and a half that aren't mine are all very well done, with some even being multi-chaptered. Be sure to check them out if you haven't already. Have a lovely day. LL | |||||
1. The Ultimate! » reviewsTsuruko's coming for a visit...and she's bringing her husband. Ever wonder where Motoko picked up the misconception that all men were perverts? Rest assured, Hinata Sou will never be the same again after tonight. Crossover with?Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 6-10-092. A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath reviewsA challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on TFF. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-15-09 - Kakashi H. - Complete3. Hiraishin World Tour » reviewsYou know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,152 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 5-16-08 - Naruto U.4. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? reviewsSequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-14-09 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete5. In An Unsightly Manner reviewsIn the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 5-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.6. Not What You Expected? reviewsYou may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-8-08 - Harry P. & N. Tonks - Complete7. A Simple Misunderstanding reviewsNaruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 9-6-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete8. A Fate Worse Than Death reviewsGaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-20-07 - Gaara - Complete9. The Pride of Suna » reviewsThe fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,739 - Reviews: 1335 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 8-12-06 - Naruto U. & Temari10. The Dangers of Being A Konoha Playboy » reviewsNaruto and Jiraiya return with someone unexpected. Suddenly, a mysterious potion, a secret bet, a jealous teammate and a new rival are making Naruto's life hell, or is it heaven? NarutoXHarem fic. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,066 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 10-30-06 - Naruto U.11. What's the Worst That Could Happen? reviewsKyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 4-3-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete12. A Wicked Requiem reviewsExperimental Darkfic. Thanks to a careless villager, the bonds on the Kyubi have broken, and now eight long years of pentup rage is about to be unleashed.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-29-07 - Kyuubi13. A Not So High School Experience reviewsYou know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 1-12-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete14. To Good To Be True reviewsWho is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete15. The Doom of Konoha reviewsKonoha has lost the war with Orochimaru. How could something like this possibly have happened, and what does the Snake Sannin have planned next? Mockfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-10-06 - Orochimaru - Complete16. The Way Things Are Now reviewsTimes have changed, and Naruto and Sakura have to question how things have managed to turn out so wrong for them and everyone else. Mockfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-6-06 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete