Hello...

Basics about Me:

Name: Liz withalastnamethatisnotforpotentialpedophilestoknow

Age: Old enough to be on this site.

Lives in: A city in a county in a state in a country in a hemisphere on a planet in a galaxy in the universe

Stories that I read and may write at some point:

Harry Potter

House, MD

Ouran High School Host Club

Law & Order SVU

Wicked

Hairspray

Star Wars

Rocky Horror

Pairings that are likable:

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny

Lily/James

Ron/Hermione

Bill/Fleur

Neville/Luna

Remus/Sirius

House:

House/Cuddy

Chase/Cameron

Host Club:

Haruhi/Life of loneliness

Tamaki/Kyouya

SVU:

Fin/Olivia

Wicked:

Elphaba/Fiyero

Boq/NessaRose (in AU only.)

Hairspray:

Tracy/Link

Seaweed/Penny

Star Wars:

Anakin/Padme

Leia/Han

Rocky Horror

Riff Raff/Magenta

Frank/Rocky

Brad/Janet

Columbia/Eddie

Pairings that are good when included subtlly, that I just don't want to read about in great detail:

Harry Potter:

Dumbledore/Mcgonagall

Molly/Arthur

House:

none

Host Club:

none

SVU:

none

Wicked:

Morrible/the Wizard

Hairspray:

Edna/Wilbur

Rocky Horror:

None

Pairings that I am not fond of:

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Luna

Ginny/Malfoy

Sirius/Any (modern day) Hogwarts students

Hermione/Malfoy

Remus/Any (modern day) Hogwarts student

House:

House/Cameron

House/Chase

Host Club:

Twincest

Haruhi/Anybody

Mori/Hunny

Wicked:

Glinda/Elphaba

Glinda/Boq (this one I don't mind too much.)

Elphaba/Boq

Hairspray:

Nothing I've read so far has produced a pairing I didn't like.

Rocky Horror:

Columbia/Frank (this isn't really a problem, just not my personal preference)

Riff Raff/Frank

Columbia/Magenta (okay, but only when it also includes Riff Raff/Magenta)

Copy and Paste things:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Cassandra Aisling Renie and the Moo,Lizardz94 If I was my life would be a misery!

Ninety-Eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. It's illegal.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. ROCKY HORROR!!!!!!!! Sorry about that...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. I said it was the cat...

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. My friend wouldn't believe me when I said I was okay.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. I seem to get weirder everyday.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Paige I worry about you.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Natural selectin in the works...

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. I feel so bad for that poor rabbit! Why are humans so mean? (Generally. I mean I know some people who make an effort to be nice.)

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile. I ean, how lame is that? Mooching off a leprachaun.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. The only shows I watch semi-religiouly are House and Law and Order:SVU.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! Music makes the world go round!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Heh heh heh, my bad.

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech. I dedicated my solo to them at my chorus concert one year.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI !emosewa os si sihT

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect,and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile. SAVE THE ANIMALS!

If there are times when you want to annoy someone just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile. But I don't. Because that would only cause unnecessary trouble.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Please leave me alone! I just want to live my life without you acting like you're so much bettert than me and have the right to tell me what to do!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. Equal rights for everybody!

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. I have two dogs, two cats, and a snake!

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who has died of cancer. I don't know which category this is, but my great-aunt had leukemia, then died of a stroke, and my aunt survived skin cancer and so did my friend's mom and my other friend's Grandma.

If you can't stand people with a blatant disregard for the rules of FanFiction, post this in your profile! The rules are there for a reason.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Cool changes from year to year. You can always be unique!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. I would think that was obvious...

I like these little copy and paste things. If you do to, then copy and paste this in to your profile. They are quite amusing.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. I repeat: Equal rights for evrybody!

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. We are not all air heads who care only about ourselves.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. Especially from muscials. Rocky Horror, Hairspray, Wicked...I could go on.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. All the time.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile. Nightmare Before Christmas!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. I have been called everything from Sliz to Moonmuffin to Olga Eunice.

If you think that they chose crappy people to play Remus and Sirius in the third movie paste this in your profile. UGLY OLD MEN DO NOT MARAUDERS MAKE!

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile. pEDOPHILES, ANYONE?

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be goth

I like RAINBOWS so I MUST be gay.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. I hate stereotypes. I hate them!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. AAAHHH!!! Why did you have to tell me that?!?!?!

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. Sometimes I'll do it just because i love the movie and I am delieriously happy that only really happens with one movie though. Three guesses which...

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. People call me crazy.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Hell yeah! Die Myspace!

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. I've read stories about it on this website, that' how I heard about it.

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. The Time Warp has been stuck in my head for a VERY long time. Not that that's a bad thing...

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY-HARIED POTIONS MASTER! PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! I feel rather bad for Snape, really. He's just misunderstood... Oh, shit! Now I sound like a Snape fangirl!

I, Lizardz94, do solemnly swear to review for all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love! WOO HOO!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice that number 5 was missing.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Guilty...

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. You're supposed to have learned that in preschool! Get your heads examined.

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile. Go Elphaba!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, paste this on to your profile. Usually me, but occasionally my friends who start shouting movie lines in a grocery store Yes, Podge17, this means you.

If you know who Panic! at the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this on to your profile I do like them, though...

If you are a woman who believes that over half of everything you say doesn't come out right and you would classify them all as major Fuck ups, copy this into your profile. Yes, I do that a lot.

If you have ever sung something in the shower copy this onto your profile. Everyday that isn't a school day!

As a final note:

If you asked anyone who knows me, they would not say that this profile sounds like me. I am actually a much calmer person in reality. In fact, people have called me boring. Which is probably what you're calling me if you read all the way through all of this. Goodbye.

PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS

Liz