Do people actually read these things?

Should I even waste my time?

Well of fucking coarse!

I have nothing better to do, so why not amuse myself?

WARNING: this profile is rated T for some language, but hey, who the hell cares?

Well for starters my name is Lys, weird eh? I know but I'm weird so it works. I'm 16, its such a fucking awesome age. I think im 5'7, I wouldnt know, I Havent measured myself for over a year. I have shit green eyes, and what I mean by shit green I mean a mixture of green and brown, thus them looking like shit. My hair is black, not sure what my natural color is though. I'm an over exaggerator, you know with the wild hand motions and the crazy facial expressions and making a story more crazy than it really is. I can get crazy sometimes, I love speeding, so watch out pedestrians! I HATE preps, i dispise them with a passion. They are just so, ugh. gag me.

I'm into doing crazy not thought out things, which lands me in a load of trouble sometimes, but ya got to love me. I like putting poo in a paper bag and lighting it on fire and leaving it on peoples porches, make sure to wear shoes when you go outside, you never know when there will be a flaming bag of shit on your porch! I'm half italian and half german, and damn proud, oh, and im also very random. Anyways...

somedays people call me a punk, other days im a goth. I'm not really sure what the hell I am, I mean, i'll wear pink, but on very rare occasions, the color doesnt scare me. My favorite color is black, and sometimes its green, whatever mood im in. I'm a moody person, but I'm not overly hormonel, its more like im in a good mood, then ready to rip someones head off, just dont piss me off. I hate whiners and girls with high pitched voices. I think thats all.

I love Inuyasha, its the only anime I like, and I only like sesshoumaru and kagome together, non of that rin/sess crap, she is his fuckin daughter man! are you flippin cracked out? Anyways, I dont write much, but I do read alot and I always review, I love reviewing. I really Don't like flames..at all! even if you aren't flaming me and your flaming someone else it still makes me pissed the hell off, if you don't like the story don't flippin read it! People like that make me want to take a flaming blow toarch and ram it up their asses. Jeez..idiots.

I love anything thats funny, cuz I'm a funny gal. Well more like flippin out there, but does it matter? thought not. I have many many favorite stories, so if your on there, congrats, a crazy wacked out chick thinks your fic is the bomb. You should be proud. If you think I'm crazy and weird, I don't give a shit.

Something said between me and a friend that cracked me the fuck up-

Alex-Like Oh My God, Lys, shut up!

Me- Don't you dare go valley girl on me, i'll kick your ass.

Anyways, I really only did this cuz I have no life except reading fanfiction, drawing, playing the drums, and being very lazy.

posted: 1-18-07