name: i don't know... i haven't figured it out yet. you can call me Harmony!

gender: if you don't know this, look at my pen name, still don't know? lets just check, are you asleep? if you don't know by now you must be!

my favorite fandoms: mostly i read and write harry potter, but i occasionally read some fics for inkheart, high school musical, lord of the rings, theif lord, RENT, eragon/eldest, and pirates of the caribean. i don't know, maybe one day i'll write for them too. unless you people don't review!

Check out my Eragon RPG: www.missmarauder2.proboards105.com (I can't figure out how to insert a link, so just copy and paste it into your web browser)

Check out my dA page: www.mspadfoot2.deviantart.com/

Fave Quotes: "I resent your reality and replace it with my own. Deal with it." ~Shannon, one of my best friends in the whole world. Luv ya, Girl!

"Reality is only the fantasy you choose to exist within." ~ loaym (or Tempest), my bestest fwiend.

"To the well orginized mind, death is but the next great adventure." ~Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" ~Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts

"Have mercy!" ~Jesse "Uncle Jesse" Catsopolis (sp?), from Full House

"Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs offer their compliments to Proffeser Snape, and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business" ~James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew, or better known as, the Marauders, in the Marauder's Map

"We do not inherit life from our parents, we borrow it from our children" ~unknown

"Harry Potter can kiss. My. ASS!" Reid from The Covenent. I don't agree with him, but I just really love the quote; it's funny. I hated it at the time though.

"I think it's important to my life that I keep living," Dominic Black from the Danny Phantom fic, Man In Black

MY PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY!! "If I'm crazy/weird, than being normal is no fun!" ME!!

"A hero isn't someone who has done innumerable good, knows it, and believes his work is done. A true hero is someone who has done innumerable good, but can only think about how much more he could have done." ME!

"Go ahead and hate your neighbor/Go ahead and cheat a friend/Do it in the name of heaven/You can justify it in the end/There won't be any trumpets blowing/Come the judgement day/One the bloody morning after/One tin soldier rides away" The song One Tin Soldier, by a number of artists.

"All the fun people are going to hell in a handbasket." Me...again...

PAIRINGS!!:

harry potter: I'm really open to read anything, depending on my mood... My favorites are Harry/Almost anyone, though...especially Harry/Weasely

inkheart: Meggie/Farid is the only tolerable pairing; UPDATE!: Since reading Inkdeath, it's totally Meggie/Doria, unless Farid stops being a jerk. I like both of them.

PotC: I read only Jack/Will

lord of the rings: Again, I'll read pretty much anything. Right now, my favorite is Frodo/Merry.

thief lord: Scipio/Prosper and Hornet/Prosper are the only ones I read.

RENT: I do really like Angel/Collins and Joanne/Maureen, and I think Mark/OC would have happened, but I only read Mark/Roger and Mark/Joanne.

Eragon/Eldest: I only read Eragon/Murtagh.

PAIRINGS I HATE!!:

harry potter: HARRY/GINNY=EVIL!! (I HATE GINNY)

inkheart: Anything except meggie/farid or meggie/doria

PotC: Anything except jack/will. I am very picky!

Lord of the Rings: Nothing, really.

theif lord: Hornet/Scipio

RENT: and maureen/mark, and anyone/oc

Eragon/Eldest: anything accept eragon/murtagh, but particularly saphira/thorn (i think it'll happen, i just don't like reading about dragon love) and eragon/arya (I hate her, she's too perfect!)

you know what i find funny about my self? in every fandom except inkheart i only like pairings that will never happen!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a MUSLIM, so I MUST hate America
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST be really masculine
I'm a GAY MAN so I MUST be really feminine
I'm POOR so I MUST be a dirty begger
I BEG IN THE STREETS so I MUST be on drugs

Stereotypes are everywhere, if you hate them, copy this, put it into your profile, and add any more stereotypes you've see to the list.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, Julie-Schmitz, mspadfoot2.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you despise homophobia, and think it's wrong, do your part to stop it, and put this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you follow him, he will become your leader, your mentor, and your best friend. He will tell you when you're hungry, tired, stupid, etc.

He will take away all the pain in your life, make all the bad people go bye bye, and fill you with warm fuzzies . In addition to a blissful existance, he'll supply you with a lifetime supply of seashells, tongue depresers, and swiss cheese.

His followers include: BlueMoonlight's Ice Miko, Serpentine Princess, Little Angel of Light, Fred kissed George, mspadfoot2 -- add your name here and BECOME ONE OF US! BECOME A FLUFF HEAD! (it means I love fluff in a story, so I'm a fluff head, what about you?)

Worship his fluffy bunnyness! Obey the fluff!!

Whether with a girl or a boy, love is love, not an abomination.

If you approve of gay marriage, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-all-the-way, Starchip13, Wistful Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on a book character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zatura Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Amin Vanima Mellonea, Insane Slytherin, Isabella Swann, Light-creates-Darkness, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you laughed during a part in a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them "best friends".

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that a lot of people today pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or have an insane friend of your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall (or door), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, or vise-versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it, to make it even longer!

If you have a long list of copy and pastes in your proflile...copy and paste this into your profile.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"

"Not all who wander are lost" J.R.R. Tolkein

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!

Hate Speech has got to stop! Check out this website! http://www.codyogden.com/ The link won't become a link, so just copy and paste into your URL browser box, thingy, and go look at this sight. No one should experience hate speech.

I promise to review every fic I read, regardless of number of reviews, it's age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

Disclaimer: I don't want to have to take the time to write a disclaimer every time I post a chapter, so I'm posting a disclaimer on my profile. I don't own any characters, places, or things in my stories, all I own are the plots and the words. And besides, I hate harry/ginny and ron/hermione, so if I was J.K. Rowling, do you really think those pairings would be canon?? Didn't think so. The writing would suck, there would be a lot more poetry (or poetry at all), and Harry would be gay. Needless to say, I'm not J.K Rowling!