Alright as you all should (hopefully) know my name is ProdigiousDiscourse, I have been part of fanfiction for almost four years and joined a few years in. We can all thank the author Negative Zero for my joining. Currently I have written five stories all of which have been unfinished (explanation comes later).

I am sixteen years old, and female by the way I've had that mixed up a lot when I first joined, people thought I was a guy. I have brown eyes and bronze hair (I finally figured it out).

I was born on November 17th, so feel free to send me presents.

A few things about me:

My religion is Freemanism, my god is Morgan Freeman, this religion is coming to a church near you. (psst I'm kidding)

I need to fall up some stairs at least once a month or the world will not go round.

and I have fourteen chickens. This really isn't important I just want to tell people their names. The oldest of the fourteen are Tommy, Chicken Hawk, Henryetta, and Sora. The youngest are: Chip Jr., Bartholomew Barnabas (Bart or B.B for short), Perseus, Johnny, Lucy, Susan, Peter (Chronicles of Narnia fans are laughing at me), Clark Kent, Audrey, and Victoria. As far as I know Peter is my only rooster.

Oh and I have eight ducks, Corey, Michael Phelps, Daffy, Creeper, Jamie, Tye, Bert, Oswald and two guinea hens, Buddy (real name is Zargoth) and Breanna, they both think they are ducks.

A little bit below this tells you of what mood I'm in, this is very important if I am writing one thing about one subject and for some reason I go off into another, usually due to my dreams the result will be that there will be no update until I am in that mood again which takes some time depending on the subject. Unless it's Chronicles of Narnia, I just keep coming back to that. Sorry if I disappointed anyone, I don't mean to and I'm really sorry.

Warning for all:

I am sure that one of the reasons that your looking at my profile is because you like one of my stories and checking if I have anything else you would like, or you think my name is Awesome! But if its for the stories, I have never to this day finished a story seriously you should see all the notebooks I have contained with stories that aren't finished.

My stories all depend of what mood I'm in

Mood as of right now is:

Uh, well it's like LOST CSI and Maybe Lord of The Rings.

I want to write a story for Teen Titans about Beast Boy and perhaps a him and Terra pairing, buts its not going to be one of those "Oh! She remembered who she is Yippee!" or "Bad Beast Boy! Impersonating someone to make her remember". The kind I would writing is different, a kind I haven't seen yet. But don't be all, 'cool she's going to do it!' And wait in front of your computer for me to post it. (Warning for all)

I also want to write a Pokemon Story, a May and Drew pairing, yup I like being original. But I think my idea is different than anyone's, I think...and again look at Warning for all thing

My favorite Quotes

"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor"- Beast Boy

"This is a fair request, and I promise I will not judge any person only as a teenager.
If you will constantly remind yourself that some of my generation judges people by their race,
their belief, or the color of their skin, and that this is no more right
than saying all teenagers are drunken dope-addicts who are glue-sniffers" - Opening to All My Best Friends Are Metal Heads, also from A Letter To My Son.

"Family is what you're born with. But it's also what you make it, they're there for you in good times, and bad. There are families within families. This is mine"- Conner Kent a.k.a Superboy

"In this business, when things get bad, you can either laugh or cry. And I'm going to laugh until the bitter end"- Garfield Logan a.k.a Beast Boy

"Since there is sadness, we can feel joy, when there is anger compassion is born."- A Pokemon game

"The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting."- I got it from Pokemon Platinum, but some real person said it.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you." - I found this on someone else' profile

"Heroes think they can save the world, when they themselves are lost."- Jak III, Seem

"Oh great. Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them."-Jaypaw The Power of Three: The Sight by Erin Hunter. I find that line funny is all.

Quotes from my life from friends (and me) who shall remain unnamed, well except one

"Don't make me go Crouching Tiger Hidden Liam on your ass" - This is the only one that a name will be mention

"In my fantasy world, two plus two will equal fish, don't ask me why it just will."

"When god was handing out brains I got two stacked together, like peanut M&Ms sometimes."

"The best way to get rid of something is to blow it up!"

"Luck always seems to play a part in everyone's life, like one guy could win the lottery, but for me my luck always runs out when I'm near stairs as I always seem to fall down them..."

Here is a constant question that one of my friends always asks another each time he returns from the bathroom:

"Hey, so how was your poo?"

"Bacon is like the best food on earth, and bacon bits is fairy dust. Don't like your baked potato. Bazing! Bacon Bits"

"I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I just ate a teddy bear"

"I know I'm special, I embrace that, just as I embrace my stuffed bear."

"My legs feel like jello, cherry jello not that crap grape jello."

"We lie we die, that's how it goes."

"Life is like a hamburger, sometimes you get the whole pickle in one bite, getting too much of what you want at once. And sometimes you get ketchup all over your shirt"

"Pretend it's like whip cream and M&Ms. You need to eat the whip cream first, the stuff you really don't want to do but after that you can eat the M&Ms so you're at the good stuff."

"Hey I wear shorts and a t-shirt everyday hoping that god will take notice and make the weather warm again."

A Random add in about me:

I have a two pound tape ball named Philip, I plan on adding more tape to it until it is large enough to reach halfway up to my knee. From there I will somehow bring it to school wait for many students to on the stairs then roll Philip down the stairs while I play the Indiana Jones theme. After that I'll see if there is a record for largest tape ball and break it, which apparently is from New Zealand. Their tape ball is HUGE!...Who wants to contribute?

Some Conversations-

"I haven't felt well all week, my stomach hurts and I keep getting headaches"

"Maybe your pregnant"

"Yea and I'm still a virgin, what do I look like to you? Virgin Mary number two?"

-My friend, the one who suggested she was pregnant and I laughed our butts off when she said that. Well, I thought it was funny

Friend One: So basically hair is like shit but, coming out of our heads.

Friend Two: Yeah, pretty much

Friend One: So they weren't kidding when they call us Shitheads

-Physics class I can't remember how this conversation got started

Me: Alright here is something I don't get, Gotham has all this crime and the people are always whining that they're dying, but it's their own bloody fault. If they stop having all these priceless items and having parties with all the rich people Joker never would have fallen in toxic chemicals and Mr. Freeze would be with his wife or something. And Batman and Robin would have their parents.

Cat: -blinks-

Me: I seriously have no life

- I was watching The Batman with my cat

Teacher: We should get one of those toys with the spring that pops out at you and take it apart for a lab

Friend 1: You can't do that, that's like opening Pandora's box

Friend 2: If you do that he comes alive

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Yeah he comes alive and kills you -acts out a possessed Jack in the box-

-Physics class when we were learning about springs

Teacher: And you're going to the media center too?

Me: Yeah

Teacher: -Pauses and looks over to the remaining student in his study hall then back at me and then in a low voice- Is it because he smells?

-My Wednesday Study-hall, seriously there is this one new kid in my grade who smells like a pile of horse crap that has been in the sun to long.

~After my friends and I just got done making fun of a kid with nervous tic~

Friend: Oh man, we're all going to hell

Friend 2: Yeah, mind as well have fun on the way there

We've done a lot worse and like it says, we've accepted we're going to hell

I got this from the author GregsLabrat, wonderful author if you love CSI and Greg I totally recommend her, and it was fun, so I thought I might share it with you. It's called the My Life is a Musical Game. here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits - Boulevard of Broken Dreams by GreenDay (Uh, sounds like my life stinks so far)

Waking Up - All My Best Friends Are Metal Heads by Less than Jake

First Day of School - Wake me Up When September Ends by GreenDay

Falling in Love - This is Home by Switchfoot

Fight Song - If Everybody Cared by Nickleback

Breaking Up - Stop & Stare by OneRepublic

Prom - The Beautiful Letdown by Switchfoot (Prom is a letdown..I think I don't know I've never been to one)

Life is just...OK - Kick it Up by Paul Gordan

Mental Breakdown - Waiting on the World to Change by John Mayer

Driving - Headlights on Dark Roads by Snow Patrol (No joke it came up)

Flashback - Scars by Papa Roach

Getting Back Together - Damn Cold Night by Avril Lavinge

Birth of Child - Hallelujah by Kate Voegele

Wedding - I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith

Final Battle - Move Along by All American Rejects

Death Scene - We Intertwined by The Hush Sound

Funeral Song -Where the Story Ends by The Fray

End Credits - Good Riddance by Green Day

This game actually worked out quite well, except for the fact that it makes it seem like my life is kind of sad...anyways try it out.

Stories In process both posted and being created, and summary thing

Ice Age Apocalypse- (Ice Age the movie) When a new disaster arrives will the herd be able to make it to safe land?

The Island- (Xiaolin Showdown) The young monks go to a island in hopes of retrieving a new Wu to add to their collection, but they got in to something more than they bargained for. ((Due to a unseen accident involving the destruction of the notebook that contained this story, and the author(me) being unable to remember the majority of it, the update of it has been delayed)

The Lion, the Witch, and the Broom Closet-(Chronicles of Narnia) Its basically the same tale from LWW. Except I have a twist on it, instead the Pevensie childeren its the Sebastian family, the roles are switched. Don't worry its bound to be better than this summary. (I regret posting this one, but I'm going to keep it up to remind me never to be so stupid again)

Twilight Crescent Midnight Moon-(Warriors) Crescentpaw a apprentice from Windclan was chosen by Starclan to do something special. After a battle between her clan and Thunderclan two kits went missing and it is up to her to bring Twilight and Midnight together for the sake of her clan and another clan. (I could finish this but, I haven't got a single review for it sooo...)

I think right now all these fics above...are like on hiatus

Shadows Falling-(Digimon) Back when Tai Kamiya was just a toddler his mother brought home twins, Hikari and Nikorasu . One fateful night Nikorasu was kidnapped and soon the memories of his little infant brother are faded to dreams. Years later just as the new adventure starts a new student comes to Odaiba, Davis Motomiya, and Tai can't help but get this familiar feeling. (Yes it's a alternated version of Season 2)

And that there fic above this, I really really want to finish but, I don't think I will. I feel sad now.

My Pending Story or Stories

He Living the Life-(Chronicles of Narnia) Life for the Pevensie brothers after Prince Caspian in school the hardships and the struggling. I need a better summary and I'll give money to the person who guesses where I got the title from.

The Puzzle in the Wind-(Chronicles of Narnia) After an accident Edmund relives the days events finding out why and how he got where he is, all the while struggling to hang on. Bad summary, I know.

What's it Like?-(Chronicles of Narnia) An accident has occured concerning Edmund when he and Peter are on their way back home. As Lucy watches Peter watch over Edmund she can't help but ask: What's it like? One-shot

Intrinsic-(Teen Titans) Summary to be added later

Ice Age: I have actually written four stories for Ice Age, and as you can see only one has been published. The only type I would write would involve Diego as the main character, and it will always have angst in it. That's what I like to read, my favorite character going through life or death situations and that is almost what I will only read. Sadly I have not updated Ice Age Apocalypse for some time. Mostly because I have not watched the movie in quite a while, and I don't know if I will be in the Ice Age mood for some time.

Parings: DiegoxOC (If OC is tasteful) SidxOC and MannyxEllie

Xiaolin Showdown: When Xiaolin Showdown first came on television I thought it would be the dumbest show I would ever seen, boy was I wrong. I soon became obsessed and just like many others, when Xiaolin Showdown was abrubtly ended without the chance to see the show I am unable to come up with ideas. The Island has gone through such a drastic change since I first started to write it nearly six years ago, the plot is no where near where it had originally planned to be, if you want an idea look up Wind Lion by ElVientoDragon. When I'm board I do write the next chapter, so that might be updated at some time. I usually will only read stories involving Raimundo or Dojo because they are my favorite character and it usually is angst or adventure.

Parings: RaimundoxKimiko

Warriors: I began to read the Warriors series when I had joined a Role Playing Site and I had no idea what was going on, so I read the first series and really enjoyed it, then I read the second series, and seeing as how my school library did not have the third I bought it. I wrote Twilight Crescent Midnight Moon with no idea where I wanted it to go. Though I don't actually read the fandoms of Warriors.

Parings: none

Digimon: This is close to one of the greatest thing to write for because you can encorperate almost every single genre there is the best ones I believe are the adventure and angst involving Davis. With Shadows Falling I have thought on doing something with that and I always wondered on a brotherly tie between Davis and Tai, and that's how it goes I suppose.

Pairing: DavisxKari TaixSora

Chronicles Of Narnia: Truth time! When I first had the Chronicles of Narnia I thought it was the stupidest thing I had ever heard but, I was in fifth grade therefore, I was dumb and naive. Then again when the first movie came out I did not care for it either. Around the time Prince Caspian came out on DVD I wanted it just because I like getting movies if they're are a sequel to ones I already own. And the first time I watched it, I was horrified the first movie was happy go lucky even with the White Witch, Prince Caspian on the other hand was like a nightmare and I said I was never going to watch it again. But, I did and was happy I did I noticed the changes in all the characters, espically Edmund, and so began the tale of me being obessed with Chronicles of Narnia. The best thing you could ever read are the fics with Edmund and Peter brotherly family, its hard to describe because it leaves me with a pang of jearlously reading something I know I'll never have.

Parings: PeterxEdmund brother fics, though I have read some slash.