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since: 07-23-06, id: 1097362, Profile Updated: 01-26-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and School of Rock.

Hey!

I live in England, I am 16, My name is (edited out by fanfiction.net because of privacy policies), I love Gary Oldman, David Thewlis, SLASH, shopping, Mike Bennett podcasts and English lessons. I HATE HOMOPHOBIA and people who say that just coz I believe RemusSirius is canon, I can't see two men as just friends.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who has died of cancer.

If you kinda hate when Americanisms slip into fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. I LOVE YOU MOONY!!

I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.

If you think that they chose great people to play Remus and Sirius in third movies paste this in your profile.

If you identify as pansexual put this into your profile

Ships I love

Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Ron/Harry, Ron/Hermione (in the books), Percy/Oliver, Seamus/Dean. I have a thing for best friends but the only one of the slash couples which I know for certain happened in canon is Remus/Sirius.

Ships that are okay

James/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ginny, Hermione/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks (In the books I can stand them but I very rarely read fanfic of them)

Ships I Don't Like

Sirius/Any girl besides Lily at times, basically most ships with Remus and Sirius where they're not together..

Not that anyone will believe me but I knew Dumbledore was gay before jo outed him.

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1. Shock » reviews
Harry wakes up in St. Mungos to see four people he thought had been dead for several years. AU obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 10-21-07 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
2. Moonshadow reviews
The Story Of Moony And Padfoot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-27-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
3. The brotherhood of the travelling marauders » reviews
A summer with the marauders. RLSB JPLE OCOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 5-9-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
4. RLS » reviews
The Remus loves Sirius club is working hard. But will it succeed? Obviously RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 10-23-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
5. 30 Ships » reviews
30 ships for Harry Potter. This ends with TrelawneyFirenze.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 11-26-07 - Sybill T. & Firenze - Complete
6. We didn't start the fandom reviews
Song set to We didn't start the fandom by Billy Joel. About all things Harry Potterish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-2-07 - Complete
7. Remus and the Beast » reviews
Beauty and the Beast, RLSB style
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 8-10-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
8. Razzle Dazzle » reviews
Just some fics that used to be in my 20 ships but are now just a selection of fics
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete
9. Three girls reviews
Neville has loved three girls in his life. Het.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-07 - Neville L. & Luna L. - Complete
10. Everyone's free to have a fave ship reviews
Inferred in the title. Summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete
11. Everybody's free to love werewolves reviews
Sirius' speech at the marauder's graduation. Based on Baz Lurhmann's 'Everybody's free to wear sunscreen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 6-3-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
12. Roses and Violets reviews
3 poems. Weird. RLSB slash. Set around those poems that people send on Valentine's that go 'Roses are red...etc' Just read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-17-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
13. Smart suits, sexy Peter and a slashy wedding reviews
It's in the title. RLSB JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-14-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
14. The reunion reviews
School of rock reunion! Slash so dont read if you don't like! FreddyZack Also LawrenceSummer but not as a main pairing. Review if you'd like more SOR fics
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-07 - Complete
15. Back in time » reviews
Hermione has created a potion to send the gang back to 5th year to save Sirius but it goes wrong! SLASH RLSB. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-14-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
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