|Lover of All Things Jubjub|
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Name: Keri Andrews
City: Wouldn't you like to know
Best Friend: Invisible friend Bob
Occupation: Crazy person! and member of the Dark Side!
Note: Living for Love is currently being rewritten
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION!! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on China so IT IS MINE!
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have msn.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the television.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) And now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it... you know you did.
Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you cluod raed taht put it in yuor pfroile
IF YOU HAVE EVER SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE(everyone should have this)
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pulled a door that says push, or pushed a door that said pull, put this into your profile (this has happened to me so many times)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL FOREVER :D)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Ah, good times, good times)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever walked straight into a flagpole, copy this into your profile (this hurt the most)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile
If you are like extremely annoyed with people who like use the word "like" like way to many times, like copy this into your profile
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile
92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile (happens all the time :D)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile (nearly every day)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict
If you believe the following statement: If you walked into a pole, a friend would ask you if you were okay... but a true friend would laugh his/her butt off and tell you that you were an idiot, copy this into you profile
If you believe that its better to be unique than cool, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to sugar, copy this into your profile
If you think that you and all your friends are hyperactive idiots most of the time, copy this into you profile
If you're overly paranoid, copy this into your profile
If you're terrified of clowns, copy this into your profile
If you think that spandex is the clothe from hell, copy this into your profile
If you cannot spell for beans, copy this into your profile
If you don't even like beans copy this into you profile
If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile (wow... have a cookie)
If it moves... CHASE IT!
When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way
If you were a booger in my nose, I would pick you first
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
3 can either be a heart or a decapitated mouse
Luke, I am your father (Star Wars, Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker)
NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH (Harry Potter, Molly Weasley to Bellatrix Lestrange)
PAIRINGS (bolded pairings are my major favourites
SasukeSakura, NejiTenten, ShikamaruTemari
JamesLily (I recentely had a sudden change of preference in pairings) DracoGinny, FredHermione or RonHermione
Full Metal Panic:
MikanNatsume (They're so adorable!)
AthrunCagalli, KiraLacus, MuMurreu, MirialliaDearka
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