Let me tell you a little story. It is about a girl who once had a really bad cold, and took to carrying her tissue box all over the house. She decided the tissue box was going to be her best friend. She named it Kitty and she carried it everywhere. She loved Kitty. She also loves brownies, lime green, llamas, and you. Because you are cool.
That being said xD I am NOT clinically insane! I just wanted to tell you that story (about me - did you guess? Gasp!) because a lot of the things I write are morbid, bloody, suicidal, and depressing. That does not mean I am morbid, bloody, suicidal, or depressed xD You could say I am a tiny bit of a sadist. I do not hurt people! I do not torture animals! I LOVE animals! I love those squishy, fluffy little buggars! I love dogs, cats, squirrels, and llamas! When I say I am a sadist, I mean that I am a tiny bit of a bloodlusty kind of person. I like watching war movies, I like watching the blood streaming from a person's torn, bloodied lips as their ripped, ragged hands reach towards the heavens, scarlet liquid streaming down their face...er, okay, sorry, that was a bit graphic. While I am a little bloodthirsty, I am not depressed, or a masochist, or as psychopathic bully. I am a fun-loving optimist person! Really! I love fun! And fluffy things! AND LLAMAS! I LOOOOOVE LLAMAS! Okay, Disclaimer over, carry on :D (Seriously guys - I'm a REALLY REALLY HAPPY person xD) Don't be afraid of me xD
Soooo, m'names Cattie! Some of you old friends know me as Addie, because my pen-name used to be Adelaide. When I was a little kid, I made up a name for me: it was Adelaide Ianto Griamvari. Then I stopped using it because the initials were A.I.G. What the fugk?
I love green, any shade, particularly lime and mint.
Place of residence: Hawaii (yes, really. And no, I don’t wear a coconut bra or live on the beach or surf to school.)
Favorite movies: Harry Potter, LoTR, Live Free or Die Hard, The Mummy 3, Shallow Hal, Finding Nemo, the Lion King, anything with Will Smith in it, Troy, and ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
Favorite books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Keturah and Lord Death, the Warrior Series, Elsewhere, The Two Princesses of Bamarre.
TV Shows: Anything on MTV/Vh1 (I Love Money, From G's to Gents, etc), Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, George Lopez, Spongebob!
Favorite Bands/Artists: Aerosmith, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bon Jovi, and Buckcherry. Other favorite artists are Christina Aguilera, Foo Fighters, Jason Mraz, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Natasha Bedingfield, Nickelback, and Rihanna.
Favorite Songs: Crazy, Cryin’, Beast and the Harlot, Becoming the Bull, Blow, I’m Yours, Say Goodbye, Seize the Day, When Two Are One, I’m Yours.
I want five tattoos and maybe a piercing or two. I’m VERY patriotic, so don’t screw with America or I’ll go Chris Crocker on your ass. I’m a super chill, easy-going person B) I LOVE ACCENTS! I like putting on British/Aussie/Irish accents and running around saying things in a British/Aussie/Irish accent =P
And I'm all over the place!
My Myspace: www.myspace.com/kitty_lawl
My Neopets: Grapesourhorse
My E-mail: golden-quill@hotmail.com
My Deviantart: kittyrin.deviantart.com
What I write/read: Troy/Greek Mythology, Across the Universe, Warriors, Harry Potter Marauders Era, Harry Potter 3rd generation.
I Love To Read: Scorpius and Rose, because we all know blondes and redheads belong together (Jack and Rose, Titanic? Helloo?) and also because Ron and Hermione hate Draco more than Harry does, if you really think about it. Anything in the Marauders' era. I read mostly Harry Potter and Warriors.
NOTE! I WILL NOT read/review your story if it's a Sirius Black/Original Character pairing. I strongly believe that he's one of those people who'll never be happy married, and who'll never settle down. Strangely enough, I will read a Sirius Black/Remus Lupin story. If Sirius has to be with somebody, better Remus! This probably makes no sense to a lot of people - BUT SIRIUS MUST BE GAY! Okay? LMAO.
Favorite Quotes:
"Now you know that fate never sends us the best possible scenario. You have too much bad karma." -- Artemis Fowl Series
"I'm a cross-dressing homosexual with a spot on my lung." -- Across the Universe
"Don't come in too hot, don't come in too boozy, and don't land on the hundred thousand dollar Mercedes." -- Hancock
"You put down one Mummy, dad." / "Yeah...same mummy...TWICE!" -- The Mummy 3
"Seven hours to save the world. Isn't there some kind of law that says we get at least twenty-four?" -- The Opal Deception
"But I don't even like baseball!" / "Now that's just un-American! I bet you don't like apple pie either!" -- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
"Well, it's sort of a sign you don't fit in when a girl sees you and the first thing she thinks is that you're going to mug her." -- Fame, Glory, and Other Things on My To-Do List
"People have Christmas Wishlists for a reason. Why do you still buy fruitcake??"
"JUDAYJUDAYJUDAYJUDAYJUDAYJUDAYYYYYYYY!" / "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" - Max and Jude, Across the Universe
"You're too old to be an elder. You're an older elder." -- The Wish List
"Making a baby is truly a blessed event." / "Don't you mean having a baby?" / "...No." -- Fresh Prince
"So...you mean 'laugh on the outside and cry on the inside?'" / "Heck no! Then you're insides would get all mildew-y!" -- Family Guy
"Oh great Allah, forgive him! He's lost his lentils!" -- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
"You don't look too messed up!" / "Yeah, well, everything below the neck works fine." - Jude and Max, Across the Universe
"Oh, accept it, Will! The better man won!" / "Well the bigger badder man is about to beat the better man into oblivion!" -- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“It’s not about talent, it’s about heart. It’s about who can go out there and play the hardest! They’re not going to give us anything – so we have to take it!” – Glory Road, Coach John Haskins
"Save me Jesus! Help me Jewish Gods! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Use your crazy witchcraft to get this fire off me!!" - Talledega Nights, Ricky Bobby
"Taters? What's...taters?" / "POH-TAY-TOES!!" - Lord of the Rings, Gollum/Sam
"He's probably surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends." - Across the Universe, Mrs. Carrigan
"I just ask myself...'What would Jesus not do??" -- Hamlet 2
Current Favorite Quote: "WHAT THE CRIKEY FUCK IS GOING ON?!" -- Tropic Thunder
Cheers mates!
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