klemonademouth
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since: 07-24-06, id: 1098468, Profile Updated: 12-02-12
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

My name is Zoey, and I'm nineteen.

I'm a massive Harry Potter fan, and I don't know exactly when I started shipping Remus/Sirius, but it was my secret, guilty pleasure for a long time because I knew everyone I knew would say it was weird.

As for Glee, I begun watching the show in its second season (not a hard-core, original Gleek, unfortunately), beginning with the Duets episode. I immediately fell in love with Kurt and wanted to find out more about both the character and the actor--and immediately afterwards fell in love with Chris Colfer. I no longer watch Glee.

I'm a massive Starkid. I'm proud to say that I have been from the beginning, starting with Little White Lie and A Very Potter Musical and all of their early stuff.

I will never write a fic in which Klaine is not together.

I also have a thing for Samcedes and Brittana both romantically and friendshipp-y.

I despise Will Schuester. I'm not fond of Finn, and prefer fanon!Finn over canon!Finn.

Favourite Harry Potter ships: Sirius/Remus, Lily/James, Harry/Draco, Luna/Neville.

Favourite QAF ships: Brian/Justin.

Favourite Glee ships: Kurt/Blaine (OTP now and forever), Sam/Mercedes, Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Rachel/Jesse, Tina/Mike.

Least favourite Glee ships: I pretty much just dislike anything where Kurt or Blaine is put with someone else, and where Santana is put with a boy.


1. Right As Rain » reviews
Kurt is a Cheerio. Blaine is a nerd. For some reason, Kurt doesn't really care what it'll do to his reputation. He just wants Blaine. My take on the cheerio!Kurt/nerd!Blaine craze. Background Faberry, Tike, Samcedes, and Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 6-3-12 - Published: 2-10-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
2. All That's Known reviews
Blaine wormed Kurt into their conversation every few minutes. "My friend Kurt-" and "Kurt and I think-" It was obvious to Jeremiah that Blaine was well on his way to completely head-over-heels in love with Kurt. Written for Klaine week: Missing Moments.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-17-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
3. The Kidnapping of Kurt Hummel reviews
Out-take from "So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind", oneshot. Kurt is kidnapped in his dorm by New Directions, and interrogated fiercely about Blaine. Well, somewhat fiercely. Don't have to have read other story for this to make sense. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 12-22-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
4. happy days are here again reviews
It had been eighty-two days since Kurt had been in Ohio. Eighty-two days since he'd touched Blaine. Eighty-two days since he'd held him against his chest and pressed his face into Blaine's hair, inhaling the scent of sandalwood and pine. Klaine futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 11-27-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
5. Shine » reviews
A philosopher once asked, "are we human because we gaze at the stars? Or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really. Do the stars gaze back-ah, now that's a question. Stardust crossover. Rated M for mature scenes in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,278 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 10-13-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
6. Texts From Last Night reviews
And here Blaine is, staring down at a text message from Kurt saying that sometimes he pictures Blaine naked. He's never entertained the notion that Kurt might possibly be imagining the same things. His throat is parched. Klaine. NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-7-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
7. Till There Was You reviews
In the beginning, it was all about the what, and not the who. He wanted someone, anyone, to hold hands with. It was even like that with Blaine, at first. That all changed around Valentine's day. Post-2.16. I should've written this a while ago . Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 7-24-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
8. Something in the Way He Moves reviews
There's a loud clang and an even louder curse, and Kurt wheels out from under the car. He glares at Blaine, standing up and wiping his hands off. "What are you doing here?" he asks. "Hi," Blaine repeats, dumbly, because it seems to be all he can say.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-7-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
9. A Birthday Performance reviews
Blaine can't get his birthday off of work, and has to perform anyway. Kurt consoles him afterwards with a really awesome birthday present. Goes along with canon thus far . Klaine. NC-17 for reasons that should be obvious.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-29-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
10. What You Want, Baby, I Got It reviews
Outtake from epilogue of We'll All Float On, derived from this line: "Kurt stepped forward, sliding his hands over Blaine's hips and breathing in his ear, 'you are so getting laid tonight.'" Not necessary to have read WAFO to read. Klaine. NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 6-6-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
11. We'll All Float On » reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1224 - Updated: 6-3-11 - Published: 1-17-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
12. Forget Pumpkin Carriages and Glass Slippers reviews
Rachel often stuck her nose where it didn't belong, and it was something Mercedes had hated about her. But for once, Mercedes was glad that Rachel was Rachel. It meant she now had a 2 1/2 mile walk home with Sam. Alone. Post-Prom. Mentions of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 5-16-11 - Mercedes J. & Sam E. - Complete
13. Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 4-15-11 - Published: 4-14-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
14. After the Kiss reviews
He picked up his pillow, pressed it to his face, and screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he felt ridiculous, because he was acting like a twelve-year-old girl with a silly crush on the most popular boy in school, who'd just said "hi" to her. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 4-7-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
15. Through the Eyes of the Observer reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 208 - Published: 3-30-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
16. Caught in a Bad Bromance reviews
In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 1-8-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
17. So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind » reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 776 - Updated: 1-6-11 - Published: 11-28-10 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
18. High F reviews
Blaine was always the one who encouraged Kurt to take a leap into something he was afraid to re-try. Klaine, KurtxBlaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-18-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
19. Can't Buy Me Love » reviews
Al needs some prodding from Amandine Thomas to figure things out about himself, Scorpius and Rose have a devious plan up their sleeves, and Lily has gaydar that nobody can hide from. Albus/Scorpius, companion fic to my Teddy/James fic. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 9-14-10 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.
20. Erised stra ehru oytube cafru oyt on wohsi » reviews
A series of oneshots concerning different HP characters finding what their heart's desire is, courtesy of the Mirror of Erised. Both het and slash: R/Hr, H/G, RL/SB, AS/S, RW/SM, CC/CD- new chapter, Peter Pettigrew's mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 11-11-07
21. Any Way The Wind Blows, Doesn't Really Matter » reviews
Teddy/James, Albus/Scorpius ,past Remus/Sirius memory/stories-I can't not put them in. "James was sixteen, and sometime between this Christmas and last he'd hit puberty, because he was the hottest bloke Teddy had ever seen." T for coarse language. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 202 - Updated: 8-24-10 - Published: 7-29-10 - James S. P. & Teddy L. - Complete
22. Star light, Star bright reviews
Albus Severus is a dreamer, unlike his father. Scorpius Malfoy is afraid and cautious... but he's not his father. Two eleven year olds under a starry sky. Pre-slash- close friendship if you want. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-10 - Scorpius M. & Albus S. P. - Complete
23. The Omen of the Glowing Textbook reviews
Remus' book is glowing, and it won't stop. APPARENTLY it's an omen of death, disease, misfortune, or... love? And Sirius swears he has nothing to do with it. Oneshot. SLASH RL/SB RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
24. Of Sugarbowls and Paintings reviews
James finds something... interesting... under Teddy's pillow and in return learns something unexpected, but not unwelcome, about his flat-mate. TeddyxJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-10 - James S. P. & Teddy L. - Complete
25. What Sirius Wants, Sirius almost always Gets reviews
All his life, Sirius Black got everything- everything- he wanted. Until the fateful day he didn't. Implied SBRL, is meant to be a companion to "Wind" but can be read alone. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
26. Wind reviews
In which James realizes something about his friend Remus. Oneshot. Implied RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-10 - Remus L. & James P. - Complete
27. The Stag and the Doe reviews
In which Lily finds her purpose in life. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
28. In Which Lily Converses With A Mirror reviews
and finds out some things about both herself and her fellow Headperson. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
29. How the Bloody Hell Did This Happen? reviews
slash RLSB: "I'm going to go snog the living daylights out of Remus Lupin,and then I'm going to tell him that Padfoot wouldn't mind if Moony decided to have his way with him." James groaned. "Too much information, Pads."-summary: Sirius eavesdrops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete
30. Flagstones reviews
...The odder thing was the fact that I was lying on my back on the floor of my Transfiguration classroom. I wasn't even going to ask myself why I was there, because that would include an explanation I really didn't care about... oneshot, JPLE, slight RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
31. Days of Christmas » reviews
Christmas oneshots. RWHG, SMRW, JPLE, HPGW- "Besides," he says, getting up and ruffling my hair, "I prefer redheads, myself." and then he leaves, and I'm left there, stunned, and screaming on the inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL NEXT CHRISTMAS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete
32. Always Alone? » reviews
Luna was alone. She didn't mind so much that she was alone at the time, since she quite liked being able to talk to Ron's gnomes alone. No, she minded that she was alone all the time. HG, RH, Lx?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - Luna L. - Complete