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Meruhen Wind
Poll: Assuming anybody ever comes to my profile anymore: As you guys know, I haven't updated in an insanely long time, even for me. I'm trying to work on that, I swear. So...which of these abandoned projects would you still care to see updated? :D Vote Now!
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since: 07-24-06, id: 1098744, Profile Updated: 10-05-09
country: United States
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Author has written 20 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Naruto.

(Prior) Poll Results:

Although I lied about having time during the summer (sorry ._.), I promise I WILL actually post the winner of the plot bunny poll, for the twelve people who actually voted. :) Since it's a tie, (and I'm humongously lazy, if you haven't noticed XD) I'm working on Intended Engagements at the moment, but might get to The Activation Clause later. We'll see how that goes. :P But yeah. Please vote on this new poll so I can see if anybody is still interested in my pitifully abandonned works in progress. :D

About Me:

Name: Meruhen Wind (Meruhen being the Japanese word for "Fairy Tale". Yes, I'm a fan of MeriPuri.)

Nationality: American (Will insert-random-American-joke-or-political-complaint-here when I feel less lazy.)

Languages spoken: English. (...that's it. Seriously. Unless rudimentary Spanish I've picked up from my friends and fangirl!Japanese count as languages. Which, I'm sad to say, they don't. Although I know a couple of overly-creative swear words in pig latin. ;D)

Stuff I'm currently/still into (and would gladly read fics/take recs about): In no particular order, by the way.

Game-wise: Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Prof. Layton, Fire Emblem 6-8, Super Smash Bros., Mario, ZELDA, LocoRoco (although a fic about that would be a shocker >>;;)

Cartoon-wise: Justice League/JLU, The Batman

Manga or Anime-wise: Bleach, xxxHolic, Gokusen, Gakuen Alice, The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, 1/2 Prince (which isn't really a manga ._.)

Book or Comic-wise: Peter Pan, Phantom of the Opera, A Separate Peace, The Dark is Rising series, Sherlock Holmes, Stardust, Watchmen

About My Writing:

Um...I can't really say anything. It's always short and sporadically updated, but it's rarely grammatically incorrect. Some people think it's funny (for which I'm eternally grateful). The only thing I can always promise, however, is that it's always PG-rated material. A lot of awesome stories on this site are rated higher, but personally, I have an extremely ten-year-old sister and quite a few cousins that I want to (force to) read my stories without blushing (even if they throw their pillows at me afterwards.) Aside from that, I tend to gravitate towards writing plotless things...sigh...


Works in Progress:

Tonitrophobia: It is now entrenched in my mind as 'the-story-that-will-not-write-itself'. I apparently have psychological issues with closure. Either that, or I am much more lazy than I give myself credit for.

Zinnia: Sai chapter posted! Um, will try to write a Kakashi x Hinata chapter in Zinnia for Elsie-neechan. Seeing as school's started, it might take a while, though...

Jonquil: No longer as pathetically abandoned as Tonitrophobia! Neji x Hinata chapter is up. Am currently working on the Kakashi x Hinata and Shikamaru x Hinata chapters simultaneously to the request of gracemis and Melodramatic Writer. Suffice it to say that I have my work cut out for me.

Lessons in Sasuhina Shipping: Um...am writing Lesson Three right now. Might take a while with that, though.

Partner of the Week: Newest fic. Am currently working on, I swear.


Current Excuse for Not Updating:

(Yes, "current". As I am an irresponsible twit, you'll most likely see several of these during the year.)

High School. Yes, that one phrase is all the excuse I need. D:

Current View on the Naruto-verse:

Other than the general laziness, the sheer shock of 347 more or less made me...think. And since Hinata x anybody-else-but-Naruto more or less seems impossible now...

...please accept my fanfiction as the totally-noncanon, crack!fiction it has always been. :) Because I like writing the Naruto characters' personalities into situations that totally don't fit the backgrounds Kishimoto is now giving them. ._.

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1. Contact reviews
At age sixteen, still in Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke and Kurenai Hinata meet for the first time. AU, still-somewhat-Ninja!verse. Eventual Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-4-09 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
2. Partner of the Week » reviews
Partners of course, changed every schoolweek and didn't do much together, but Sasuke thought it was convenient that this Hyuuga girl was his partner, especially during Valentine's Week, even IF she was half-batty over Naruto of all people.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-12-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
3. Drunk reviews
Now he couldn’t even hang out with his best friend not that he would ever admit to the dobe that he considered him as such because of that stupid, scheming, underhandedly annoying, dim-witted, nauseatingly-sweet, drunk Hyuuga—wait, DRUNK? xxSasuhinaxx
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete
4. Eavesdropping Never Works reviews
Because the Hyuuga line, as ancient and powerful as it may be, cannot resist gossiping at some point. And because Neji, as much of a stick in the mud as he is, will not resist eavesdropping. NejiHina, crack!Hyuuga clan, and other stuff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-7-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete
5. For the love of clichés reviews
In which Sasuke and Hinata find themselves subject to the most torturous life experience of all: romantic clichés. Vaguely implied Sasuke x Hinata, some OOC-ness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete
6. Bento reviews
Because Hyuuga branch house rations really suck. Implied NejiHina, with a somewhat OOC Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-9-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete
7. Lessons in SasuHina Shipping » reviews
Tacky title, I know. Comes from my brain having been turned to mush by high school lectures. Chapter Two: In which Sasuke is NOT a couch potato. Pairing should be obvious, I think. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 9-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
8. It isn't Fated reviews
Hyuuga Neji doesn't mind Hinata playing with that dumb Uchiha kid. He really doesn't. After all, caged birds don't own anything, especially not their owner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-22-07 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete
9. Stuffy Noses » reviews
Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 378 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 7-29-06 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
10. Zinnia » reviews
Hyuuga Hinata genuinely believes that all people are like flowers. A collection of oneshot character analysis pieces, all in Hinata's POV. [Chapter 14: Iruka]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 7-31-06 - Hinata H.
11. Stuffy Noses Omake » reviews
Because 10tative didn't want me to delete Chapter 6 of Stuffy Noses, and I'm a pushover. Chapter 3: Tips for Arguing like Sasuke and Naruto! [Companion fic to Stuffy Noses]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 7-6-07 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
12. Of Dolls and Manly Honor reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made a promise to himself. Even if it took him forever and ever and ever, even IF it made his mommy mad, even if he died trying…he was going to get his dignity back. He had to find a way to get rid of those dolls. [Sasuke x Hinata oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 7-17-07 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete
13. Jonquil » reviews
Sequel to Zinnia: A collection of oneshots featuring different Hinata pairings. Because Yamanaka Ino genuinely believes that Hinata makes a good flower with everyone else.[Chapter 3: Neji x Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 8-25-06 - Hinata H.
14. Irreplaceable reviews
Neji x Hinata. Neji has a onesided conversation with his deceased father. Hinata, of course, overhears. Note: Somewhat OOC Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-11-07 - Hinata H. & Neji H. - Complete
15. Fairy Tale reviews
12 year old ninja should never write their own fairy tales. If they do, mayhem will surely ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-13-06 - Complete
16. Baka reviews
It was a stupid kind of crush, the kind that stupid smart girls were prone to. [Sakura x Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-4-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
17. Hypothetically Speaking reviews
Ino asks Shikamaru a hypothetical question. [oneshot] Shika x Ino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-19-06 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
18. Sensei reviews
The word 'sensei' means teacher, and the word teacher means a person who teaches you. In Uchiha Sasuke's case, Kakashi doesn't merit the word...or does he?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-17-06 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
19. Tonitrophobia » reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is scared of a lot of things. Uchiha Sasuke isn't scared of that many. Tonitrophobia is something the two have in common. [SasukeHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-28-06 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
20. Boy Talk » reviews
AU. In Ocarina of Time, Link and Sheik are both...um...men of few words. So what happens when a well meaning Princess of Destiny orders Sheik to sit down with the Hero of Time and have..well...a boy to boy talk?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-29-06 - Published: 7-27-06 - Link & Sheik - Complete
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