Call me Tai.
I'm a girl.
Before you ask, no, my Charlie Bone OC does not have my name. I have hers.
I have a few stories in the making for TDI, Charlie Bone, and Warriors

Lately I've been obsessed with Total Drama Island(TDI). Izzy rocks. It'd be so cool if she won(Yes, I know who wins.)
I also like Naruto, Teen Titans, and Warriors.

TDI:
Izzy/Owen(ULTIMATE)
Gwen/Trent
Bridgette/Geoff
Courtney/Duncan

Naruto:
Naruto/Hinata
Neji/Tenten
Shikamaru/Temari
Tayuya/Haku
(thanks to Koorino Megumi's story, The Artist and the Musician, for starting my love for that last one)

Teen Titans:
Raven/BB
Robin/Starfire
Cyborg/Terra(total crack, I know.)
Terra/Raven(Girl-Girl awesomeness!)

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

RANDOM FUNNY STUFF

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

The devil sold his soul to Gaara.

You know what? Earth sucks, I'm going home!

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privelage.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

If aliens are looking for intellegent life, why the hell are you scared?!

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

I'm condemned to a life in limbo... Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

There is a fine line between genious and insnity. I have erased this line.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

List twelve characters from your fanfictions, in no particular order.

1. Izzy

2. Bridgette

3. Gwen

4. Courtney

5. Duncan

6. Rai

7. Channon

8. Olive

9. Lauren

10. Okalani

11. Rachel

12. Christine

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

...No... and only as a frendship fic.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nope.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Considering they're both girls... I'd laugh my butt off.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, COLOR.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm... Sort-of blind moody psychic girl plus laid-back surfer chick. You tell me.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10, cuz Okalani's more like him than girly-girl Lauren.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Channon walking in on her twin sister having girl-girl sex. Not good at all.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

What happens when a fire-loving tomboy finally realizes she's a lesbian and meets a goth girl she's seen on her favorite reality tv show?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nope. Considering Olive's personality, she's avoid Izzy like the plague.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Evil Twin

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Dunno.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Doubt it, I made her up.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Wow. Lucky Duncan. NOPE.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dunno.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Crazy girl from TDI, Moody blind psychic girl, and jealous twin sister of superpowered teen get bored.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Izzy and Channon are in a happy relationship until Lauren runs off with Courtney. Izzy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel and a brief unhappy affair with Christine, then follows the wise advice of Duncan and finds true love with Gwen.

...No comment.

What title would you give this fic?

...No comment

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I could make them canon... as they're both my OC's. But I wouldn't make Olive a lesbian.