Important Note : If you have received a flame that involves my name, saying I am a supporter of Mat49324, please know that I have nothing to do with it. I am just one of many this person has used in his pathetic little hissy fit of unnecessary flaming. In fact, I have received the same such flames from him in the past, involving different people's names. Please report him as soon as possible so we can get him banned from the site and stop this nonsense.

Hi all readers and authors out there! I love to write, it is my passion, and I may pursue a career involving writing somehow. Or I could at least be a novelist on the side or something. In my writing, I'm very descriptive, especially within the past year or so. Even when I first started I used pretty good detail. I'm a total sucker for sappy stuff, and I'm pretty good at it too. I always finish my stories, so you don't have to worry about that, and I update pretty quickly. I write fiction about Anime, Video Games, and books when the mood strikes me, since they are my passions along with writing! Oh yeah, I almost forgot. If you read any of my fics, be prepared to cry, because you just might run into something that's extremely depressing. I sometimes find myself crying while I'm writing it, as pathetic as that sounds XD.

I've also noticed that I have a certain morbid talent and knack for angst. I use it in a great majority of my fics...I don't know why I didn't realize that sooner. (shrugs) Oh well :D

Here's the short about me list for all you lazy fuckers out there XD. Just in case you don't feel like reading the entire bio, because I'm nice like that :D

1. Name: Paige

2. Gender: Female (duh)

3. Age: 18

4. Orientation: Straight

5. Dating Status: Single

6. Grade: College Student

My first name is Paige. I'm not telling you the last one though, sorry! I'm 18 years old, and I live in the United States. I just procrastinate on my school work, or I end up not doing it at all and I'm in college XD. That hasn't changed much from high school. I'll be sitting here writing fanfiction instead of doing homework. My LFE buddies call me Angel, for obvious reasons, and I am now a mod there :D.

Description: I have long dark brown hair that is often mistaken for black, which I HATE. I'm probably most often described by people who don't know me as, "That quiet smart girl," but that's okay. I have a group of good friends I can always talk too, and that's all I need. I have dark brown eyes, and I'm also short. About 5'3 if I'm lucky, and I am 118 pounds. Yup, you finally found a girl who doesn't care if you know her weight...Haha. I'm blind without my glasses, and I'm girly with a bit of tomboy mixed in XD. For example, skirts just aren't my thing. I despise labels, so nothing Hollister, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc., etc. Gag me. I have no interest in being a walking billboard. That's pretty much all I'm gonna say about that... I guess I should stop talking before I offend someone. Hehe.

My favorite games are: Pretty much every Final Fantasy that ever existed, except for V. That one really sucked. Chrono Trigger is a masterpiece, in my opinion anyway. I also like Suikoden, I've only played IV and V so far though. Fire Emblem games too. I'm quite an anime freak! I think I'd die without it! Just about any anime, you name it, I like it! If I had to name every anime I've ever watched, I'd be here forever. If I was forced to pick favorites, I'd say Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Naruto, Loveless, Gundam Seed and Dragonball Z. Possibly Death Note too because it really makes you think.

I love to read. If I'm not writing, playing video games, or spending time with my family, I have my nose in a book. So, in short, I'm a nerd, and I'm damn proud of it .

Favorite Pairings: Cecil x Rosa, Kain x Rydia, Cloud x Tifa, Squall x Rinoa, Selphie x Irvine, Zidane x Dagger, Stiener x Beatrix, Roy x Riza, Inuyasha x Kagome, Miroku x Songo, Seth x Eirika, Colm x Neime, Yuna x Tidus, Vegeta x Bulma, Trunks x Pan, Auron x Lulu, Ephraim x Tana, Eliwood x Ninian, Nino x Jaffar, Kakashi x Rin, Naruto x Hinata, Soubi x Ritsuka, Shuichi x Yuki, Takaya x Naoe, Yuuri x Wolfram. Incest fics really weird me out.

Nobody's perfect, so I know I make mistakes. If there's something about my writing that is flawed, please let me know. I'm always looking to improve in whatever ways possible.

My Constructive Criticism/Flaming Policy

In my reviews, I always say exactly what I feel about the story. If I think it sucks, I'm gonna tell you it sucks, so be warned. There is always a reason why, and I will explain it in the review so it doesn't end up being an empty insult. If I offend you in any way because of that, I apologize, but that's just the way I am. For example:

1. If your spelling and grammar are so bad it makes me want to shoot myself.

2. If the plot is nonexistent.

3. If you simply cannot write in the English language without destroying it completely.

4. Mary-Sues, or if the characters are severely out of character. I can forgive it if it's just a little bit, but if it's too extreme, it bothers me.

5. If the story is rushed, or if there is no real effort involved.

6. Self inserts. It's fine to imagine yourself in your favorite show/book/game, or whatever. We all do, but keep it where it belongs. To yourself. No one wants to read about your crappy little fanboy/fangirl fantasies.

Those are all some of the reasons I might leave you a harsh review. Mostly I stick to constructive criticism, but everyone has a breaking point. Words of advice: Don't put, "No Flames" in your summary. It just makes you a huge target. And please take the time to at least spell the title right -_-

Fanfics

Now I'm going to talk about how I feel about my own fanfiction, and maybe it will even help people see how my writing has grown over the years. Alright, I'll do this in order of publication:

Vengeance Will Be Served: About Final Fantasy VIII, my very first fanfic. I was only thirteen when I wrote it and I knew nothing about proper writing, I was just guessing. Now when I look at it, I cringe every two seconds XD. The grammar is bad in a lot of places. Nothing is spelled wrong or anything, but the punctuation is dreadful, as in use of commas and periods at the end of someone speaking. Of course, there are things I see that I know I should have done differently, and I even considered rewriting it, but now I'm not so sure...It is my first fic after all, it's kind of sacred :). I am so much better than this...(sigh). Oh well. I was young and inexperienced XD. It's about Squall finding out that Laguna is his father, and a certain rival of his using it to gain power for himself. For more info, read the story.

My Knight: Final Fantasy IV. This is a short little poem in which Rosa expresses her feelings for Cecil. Short, sweet, and to the point. A nice little piece that I still love to this day.

I'll Be With You Always: Final Fantasy VIII, a oneshot in which Raine's death and how it came about are explained. I still think it's a good idea, but the plot is missing a lot, and one chapter just wasn't enough. I now see that I should have spent more time and thought on it than I did. The plot needs to be expanded on, and I still may rewrite this one. I could make it so much better than it is if I do that.

Letter To My Friend And Rival: Final Fantasy IV. Oh man...I guess every writer has one of these...The one they greatly regret ever writing in the first place. To be honest, I'm not even sure why I kept it up here. To all you beginners out there, let this fic be a "Don't let this happen to you," kind of lesson. I can hardly even stand to read it now, it literally makes my skin crawl...(shudder). It's about how at the end of the game, Kain goes to Mt. Ordeals. It's super short, and almost completely unoriginal. Kain being all angsty and bitter has been done a thousand times. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself, but man do I think it's terrible. Part of the reason I still have it up here is as a reminder to myself, never to be that careless again. I'm not sure what possessed me to write it, but it's never gonna happen again. I still may delete it in the future but for now, it'll stay.

Crimson Tears: Final Fantasy VII. A poem about Cloud's feelings, set before Advent Children. I'm proud of myself for finding ways to rhyme, while at the same time accurately expressing Cloud's feelings. I like this little piece :). It's one of the many that makes me proud.

I Hate You But I Love You: Final Fantasy X. And now we come in to the better stuff. This is a oneshot, one in a series of two, that I wrote about the final battle with Jecht, in Tidus' point of view. It really get's inside his head, plus I added some of my own touches to the accurate scenes and dialog that was in the game. I worked very hard on this, just as I did with the other one in the series, which I'll talk about next.

I Love You But What Do I Say?: Final Fantasy X. The second in the series I was talking about above. This one is using the same plot from I Hate You But I Love You, but instead, it's from Jecht's point of view. I especially love this one because I enjoyed getting inside Jecht's head, and it isn't done all that often, which made it even more of a challenge. I think I worked even harder on this one than I did on the other one because this one required more creativity on my part.

Greetings From The Farplane: Final Fantasy X. My first humor fic, taken from Auron's point of view on what he might think about the games events, and the fanfiction being written about him. I think it's pretty damn funny, if I do say so myself :). And, I stayed true to his character. At least believe I did. I still read it sometimes, just to laugh when the going gets rough.

Shattered Soul: Dragonball Z. It's a full length story with eleven chapters, but it has a lot more words than any of the others that I've written, except my most recent of course. I took my time with this one, and made sure I didn't rush anything and that I wrote it to the best of my ability. I really do think it's pure gold, I'm not gonna lie XD. It revolves around Trunks and Vegeta, and their relationship as father and son. I won't explain it all here, for that go down to the summary, or read the story, but lets just say there is plenty of action, drama, suspense, and even bits of romance and shreds of humor thrown in.

Silent Burden: Dragonball Z. A oneshot revolving around Vegeta. In it, he has a nightmare about the night Planet Vegeta was destroyed, and his father is killed, which he has previously never seen before. Bulma tries to get him to open up about it, and for the rest, you have to read the story :). Bulma and Vegeta pairing, in case you hadn't guessed.

Unspoken Quotes: Dragonball Z. The most random thing I've ever written, by far. Haha. I normally don't do things like this one but I couldn't help myself. Basically a bunch of lines that the cast of DBZ would never say. Pretty damn hilarious! Most of the time, the things I write are more serious and dramatic, which is why this is so unusual for me, but hey, everyone is entitled to their randomness XD.

Eternal Flame: Fire Emblem. A Seth and Eirika romance, since I'm hopelessly in love with that pairing. Once in the game, Eirika mentions having stayed up too late praying to the temple flame, and when Ephraim asks what her prayer is, she seems to get nervous and won't say what it was. So I came up with it myself. It's got plenty of angst, and some bitter sweet moments of course, but I ended it on a bit of a lighter note at least. I love this! I think I did a good job with the emotion in it, as well as the writing.

Frozen: Dragonball Z. Songfic. It uses the song, Frozen, by Within Temptation, and it fits perfectly. The fic takes place during Vegeta's final moments before he sacrifices himself to defeat Majin Buu. As soon as I first heard that song, I knew I had to use it for this very purpose, because it fits perfectly. If you've heard it before, you know what I mean. What was Vegeta thinking and feeling in those moments, before his ultimate redemption? This fic answers that question.

Hand of Sorrow: Fire Emblem. This is a romance fic about Nino and Jaffar, which takes place when Jaffar in hurt on his mysterious unnamed mission, and so it is before they join Eliwood and company. It was inspired by the song Hand of Sorrow, by Within Temptation, hence the title. Jaffar isn't used as often as I believe he should be, and neither is Nino for that matter. They are both such interesting characters, I wanted to explore that, not to mention I just love that pairing XD. Anyway, this time period marks the beginning of Jaffar's feelings, for her, and all other things. I believe that I had a lot of fun portraying Jaffar, and I will definitely be doing it again.

The Truth Beneath The Mask: Naruto. A fic I wrote especially for Kakashi, to explore his inner anguish and the reasons behind the infamous mask. Hell, I even learned more about Kakashi as I wrote it...I swear he came to life and led me along, because a lot of it I had no idea I was going to do until I wrote it. I think I did a decent job with his character, I really hope so anyway (fingers crossed). Once I got this idea, I couldn't stop until it was finished, so it was done rather quickly =). It has the Kakashi and Rin pairing integrated into it. It's the only pairing I actually like for him XD. Plus, it makes the most sense out of all the other ones that are used. Anyway, I'm so glad I finally wrote something like this, I'm proud of myself =).

Symptoms Of Obsession: Naruto. I was feeling really random, and I was bored, so I came up with a list of things that are dead give aways for someone who is obsessed with Naruto. I don't know why the hell I did this, but I don't care. I don't have to have a reason for everything XDD. Most of my fics I like to be relatively serious, but this one isn't at all XD. Oh well, it was fun.

Violent Avenger: Dragonball Z. It follows the same time line as Shattered Soul, and could even be called a sequel, but it can be read as a stand alone story for those who have not read Shattered Soul. Trunks and Vegeta set out for the "barren" planet of Kanassa, wanting something different in the way of training. They get different alright, but not necessarily the good kind. I quote: A sinister evil has risen from among the ashes of a fallen race, and he wants revenge on those who destroyed his people. The Saiyans. Check it out, and you'll see more =). Over ninety thousand words! I'm surprised myself, but it will go as long as it takes to complete the story to the best of my ability.

Everything: Gundam Seed. Just a short little fluffy oneshot revolving around the romance between Kira Yamato and Lacus Clyne. It was pretty spur of the moment actually. I was watching episode forty six of Gundam Seed Destiny when I got this idea, and I wrote it right then and there. Even though it was three in the morning O.o. Hey, I edited the next day XD. Anyway, it takes place when Kira, Lacus, Athrun and Meyrin go into town for a day off, right before Meer sends Lacus the note. Lacus is trying on clothes in the dressing room and asks Kira's approval. This centers around his thoughts and feelings of her.

Horrific Assumptions: Jedi Apprentice. A humor fic that I absolute loved writing. I couldn't keep a straight face the whole time. Bant overhears Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan talking, and to put it lightly, it doesn't sound good. Summary: Bant overhears a sketchy conversation between her best friend and his Master, and she draws a rather disturbing conclusion. "Bant swore that if a Mon Calamari could blush, she would. They couldn’t be talking about that could they?" Draw your own conclusions as you read the story. Bant sure does XD.

Fatal Flaw: Suikoden V. An angsty, slightly romantic oneshot in which the prince, thinking that nothing he does is ever quite good enough, pushes himself past his limits, and he falls ill. Scaring the crap out of everyone of course, especially his bodyguard. Lucretia is featured too; she's too awesome not to include. Perhaps the tactician can knock some sense into him? Read to find out!

Short-Lived: Loveless. More angsty romance. It's a favorite of mine XD. Ritsuka is beaten yet again by his mother, and he muses over himself, and the beautiful roses Soubi compares him too. Of course, being our lovable little kitty boy, he finds a way to twist it in a bad way and compare himself to it. "Roses were fragile, pitiful things; red or white, thorns or not. Each was as vulnerable as any other to the chill of a frigid winter breeze." Read to find out more!

Falling Snow: Naruto. An angsty drabble I thought up one night when I was browsing pictures of Itachi. I came across one in which he looked up towards the sky, standing among the falling snow. He looked so alone to me, it really made me feel so terrible for him and his plight. "Itachi Uchiha was frozen and slowly drifting in a free-fall, the same as the snow surrounding him. Yes, they were very much alike. Very much alike indeed."

Joint Projects

Cry Over Me: Dragonball Z. Songfic. This was a joint project between Scarred Mind and I. It's in his profile, so check it out when you get the chance, along with the other fics he wrote :). The plot idea was his, and he picked out the song, I put it into words. I think it turned out pretty good. It's about Bulma's feelings after the events with Majin Buu are finally concluded. Late at night, she contemplates all the things Vegeta has done, and her love for him. The song fits perfectly, it really does. Kudos to him for finding that one :).

Favorite Characters

Dragonball Z: Trunks and Vegeta

Gundam Seed and Gundam Seed Destiny: Kira Yamato and Lacus Clyne

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru and Inuyasha

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy Mustang, Hohenheim Elric, and Edward Elric

Naruto: Kakashi, Itachi, and Hinata

Final Fantasy IV: Golbez, Cecil, and Rosa

Final Fantasy VII: Zack, Cloud, and Tifa

Final Fantasy VIII: Squall, Rinoa

Final Fantasy IX: Zidane, Garnet/Dagger

Final Fantasy X: Auron, Jecht, Tidus, and Yuna

Final Fantasy XII: Basch, Larsa

Fire Emblem - The Sacred Stones: Seth, Ephraim, Franz, Eirika, Tana, Franz

Fire Emblem - Rekka no Ken: Jaffar, Raven, Kent, Nino, Ninian, Eliwood

Suikoden V - Georg Prime, Ferid Egan, Belcoot, Prince Freyjadour, Lyon

There is peace

There is no ignorance

There is knowledge

There is no passion

There is serenity

There is no death

There is the Force

Yes, I have the Jedi code in my profile. What can I say, I'm a proud nerd XDD.

Here's a bunch of pointless copy and past things, because I'm really bored and I found them in random profiles...

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you are part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage populations does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can easily finish reading a manga in one day, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and get on it at least once every day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think school is boring, copy and paste this

If you think Ryuzaki should have lived, copy and paste this.

If you love to laugh, copy and paste this.

If you hate people that ask stupid questions, copy and paste this.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people please copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of the teenagers in America can't read anything more complex than "lol" and spend their free time doing recreational drugs. If this fact shocks and surprises you, you should probably put your head in a meat grinder.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this in your profile.

I couldn't resist posting these when I saw them in someone's profile...It's so funny.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."