Soooooooo... Since I feel like being mysterious, I won't tell yall too much of my personal information...so anyway...

Well, I go by Em, Emmy or Emryn (but not so much anymore... I reverted...hehe... inside joke)

I am in high school, and am semi-lovin it. Its got its good days and bad days.

I don't write much, but when I do, I am so picky about how I write that I don't ever get around to publishing/posting anything.

Although, I just posted a new story, I'm fairly happy about it, but am hesitant to continue it (waiting for reviews), but now I've taken it off of FF.net, because I didn't like where it was going, and I'm suffering from writer's block. If anyone is interested in taking the first chappie and doing something with it, I am all for it. Just email me or message me or whatevs, and I'll send it to you.

Anyway I've written drabbles, just nothing worth posting. Hopefully I'll start adding more stuff soon. :)

Eh, maybe. Maybe not.

Speaking of drabbles... I have soooooooo many that are cluttering my brain. I will be glad to loan out some of these on just one tiny eensy weensy little condition. That I just get my name in the credits or disclaimer, or an A/N or whatevs.

If you're interested, let me know. I have a couple that I want to make a challenge out of, so I'll see about LiveJournal or whatever.

I've got PotC, HP and King Arthur drabbles ready and willing for use.

I do, however, love to read, and I will never flame a story, merely constructive criticism, so I hope you will do the same.

I am a HUGE fan of Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, King Arthur Indiana Jones, and National Treasure fanfiction, among others.

My Ships:

Harry Potter

D/G

D/G/B (any combo of the three)

POTC

J/OC

J/E

(Will can die... sorry)

Indiana Jones

Mutt/OC

Indy/Marion

National Treasure:

Riley/OC

Ian/OC

(none of this Briley nonsense or anything)

King Arthur

Any Knight/OC (preferably Tristan, Gawain, Dagonet, or sometimes Lancelot... though it seems that all of the time-travel fics deal with ol' Lancey... hmmmmm... not too sure about that)

Bors/Vanora

Arthur/Guinevere (somethimes)

My Works:

Here There Be Monsters- J/OC? Currently two little drabbles. I'd love to take these somewhere, add a plot, etc., but I'm stuck.

A Little Bit More About Me...

born: California

current location: Minnesota

eye color: blue

hair color: tawny gold

hair style: down

hair length: long... YAY!

height: 5' 4" ish

handedness: almost ambidextrous

goals for this year: make it to the county fair

most over-used online phrase: wtf

best physical feature: my legs... they're all muscle, and it's all the better to kick your a-s-s with.

bedtime: self-imposed... ummm... around nine-thirty ish, depends on what I'm doing at the time...

do you smoke: No.

do you swear: Hell yea.

ever been in love: ... ...yea...

who are you with: no one...yet :(

do you believe in yourself: of course

are you attractive: sometimes

do you get along with your parents: yea, pretty much most of the time

what instrument do you play: flute... and it rocks... all non-flutists are losers (sorry, its true!)

have you ever been drunk: ummmmm... coughGermanycough... next question

ever been called a Tease: not that I've heard, or... at least not to my face

ever been beaten up: no... but I've dealt it...

how do you want to die: smiling

what do you want to major in: double major = equine management and teaching... with a double minor in German and equine science... Or maybe just go to culinary school, that's definetly an option... we'll see what happens

which country do you want to visit: yes.

peircings: ears... for now

tatoos: none... yet

sexuality: straight girl

virginity status: What, do you think I'm a slut?

do you like anime/manga: yes

personality: BLUNT, hyper, crazy, wierd... ummm... BLONDE... yea that pretty much covers it

zodiac sign: aries/monkey (chinese zodiac)

birthday: March 29th

religion: Lutherean (and damn proud of it)

favorite colors: pink, ruby, turqoise (shiny), black, gold, silver, emerald (well, all jewel tones...)

outfit of choice: jeans and a random shirt and boots or comfy sneaks

current crushes: ...no comment...

number of CD's: too many to count, last I checked, 206

fears: no not heights, no not falling, no not landing, but landing HARD and PAINFULLY... yea, that, and BIG spiders...ergh.

my perfect pizza: Margherita (sp?)

do you sing: yes

do you shower every day: yeah

do you want to get married: maybe... it depends... I'll go where life leads me

do you get motion sickness: psh... no

are you a health freak: no I'm not stupid (no offense), but I do eat healthily

do you like thunder storms: yup, they're fun!

your favorite punctuation: the three little dot thingies! ... ... ... ... ... ... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

In the past month have you...

gone to the mall? no

eaten a box of oreos? nope

eaten sushi? no

been on stage? eh, no. July is boring.

Fave Sayings

Too many... ummm... let's see...

"Wierd is good, strange is bad, odd is somewhere in between, and queer is a whole 'nother story.." - I don't remember where I first heard/read that... If it is yours, then the previous statement is my disclaimer.

Also... odd is when you don't know what to call someone, but then again, supercalifragilisticespialidocious also works.(Odd is a lot shorter)

an extremely similar saying to the one above:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (except the elderly... maybe.)

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which one are you?

When it rains on my party, I get happy.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Besides...

All the guys worth obsessing over are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys. We make lots of dumb mistakes. We like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.But not so much tastey!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence.

Officer, I swear to God I'm not Drunk!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

I'm not obsessively compulsive- I'm compulsively obsessive!

Therapist = The/rapist... shiver ...scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

Don't call me emo. I'm not.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

FYI: You are NOT bringing sexy back (Mr. Peanut is...). You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair. Orange is NOT the new pink. NO, my mom DID NOT do that.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot.

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (YAY!! Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka!!)

Rabid Chipmunks are trying to take over the world but little do they know I got there first !!

Whoever said it's as easy as taking candy from a baby obviously didn't try it!!

My bag that just so happens not to be a purse. It has my life in it...my books, my money, my music, possibly my sanity...no one knows where it went.

IF you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your cat has ever bitten you for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know that hyper really means OVER or ABOVE copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror copy and paste into profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a glass or screen door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile... Oh wait, that's not possible...(runs off in search of that AMAZING stuff)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So The Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. crazy is wen u stare at an eraser and burst out laughing wen someone asks what is so interesting about an eraser. crazy is wen u have an hour long sob-fest then start singing and dancing wen a good song comes on. crazy is wen u say sumthing random like "Do u ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. crazy is wen u type your fave sayings, print them and tape 'em to ur wall just 4 something to do. Crazy is telling someone to say flapjack and when they do, bust up laughing. add this to your pro if your crazy and add your own thing to it.

If I were at Hogwarts...

House: Slytherin

Quidditch Position: Beater.. Hell yea!! (any or all though)

Prefect or Head girl: yes.

Favorite teacher(s): Trelawney (she's weird... like me!!), or Snape (no, not beacuse I think he's hot, but because everyone is so scared of him, that if he were to be nice, they'd just be even more scared)

Favorite classes: Transfiguration, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Care of Magical Creatures

Pet(s): hawk, feline

But since I'm not at Hogwarts...

Acelerated Classes: German 3 Honors

Favorite classes: German

Class President: hell NO!

Band: not in it.

Pet: Cricket (am. Paint Horse- mare), Stormie (grey female tabby cat), Mew (calico female cat)