First thing I have to say is this:

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

That's from foxbird22's profile, which he got off OrangeKat's profile, and I don't know where OrangeKat got it from.

But enough about the kind of crap most of the teenagers in the world do. Here's my profile:

September 30 2007: ...I applaud you for coming to this profile page. I can guess why you did, but, if you were checking to see if something has changed, say, I updated TCoW, or ToL; well, nothing has happened (unless you count me typing this message).

I haven't written anything for FF.net for over 5 months. So, about my two stories that you see below, they will continue to be pushed further and further to the back of the Star Fox section until I find the inspiration to write some more.

I would think it to be wise that you don't check this page anymore (unless you want to (duh. XD); I see it as a waste of time if you randomly click on a link that leads to this page. I probably won't update anything for a long while, and I mean, a very, long, while. But, keep on checking the Star Fox section of this website (because, there are those awesome (for the lack of a better term) stories out there to read coughSFGhostfoxbird22cough), and, on the day that you see "The Catastrophe of War", or "Twilight of Lylat" on the top of the Star Fox section, please, read them.

But, here is one positive thing in this depressing message. Do you see these bold letters? All the bold and not bold words above and below? All my favorite authors and favorite stories? The links that lead to TCoW and ToL? The avatar of Link near my name? Yes? That means I haven't quit all together. If I have, well now, you would just be staring at a screen with some random ad on the right, the FF bar (as I like to call it XD) on the top of the screen, those option links to see what I have posted on FF.net and actions to favorite/subscribe/send a message, and a big blob of white in the middle of your computer monitor (I am, of course, referring to a user that has deleting every single thing off of his/her profile page).

As of this point in time, I don't have a fancy parting sentence or anything, so this will have to do:

"Say what you mean, and mean what you say." I'll be back.

Profile? You want a profile? OK, fine, here you go.

Age and Gender: 16 year old male.

I'd tell you my birthday, but, I'm overly protective of private stuff. -.- Lets just say it's in the first half of the year.

I live in Illionis, in the U.S.A. (thats a good enough location, don't you think?)

Nintendo (in my opinion) is THE best game company in the world.

PS2, PS3, PSP, X-Box and the 360 only have games that have violence (not such a good thing for younger kids...or for most teens for that matter) sport games (seen too many of them its boring now) and games based off of movies (dude, just watch the movie). For those who disagree, name one game on any of those systems that don't fall under any of the above categories.

Nintendo has unique characters (i.e.: Link, Fox, Mario, Kirby, Krystal) and most of the games for the other systems don't. (To my knowledge; I don't know all of the characters for the PS2 and X-Box...with the exception of Master Chief) And Nintendo have games that don't fall under violence, sports and movies (examples: Zelda, Mario, Wii Play/Fit).

Finally Brawl is (well, has been) out. All I have to say about it is one word - AWESOME. If you are ever using Sepectator mode, if you see a blue Link about to fight, it's most likly me. Vote for him; he'll win

Yell at me as you like, but I'm going to ignore you if you say I'm an idiot for ignoring the PS2/3 and X-Box/360. And NOTHING you say is going to change my mind. Case closed.

Though I don't know if this is offical, the Wii is kicking the PS3's and Xbox 360's...ahem...you know what I mean =D (link) (it's out of date, I know, BUT DON'T BUG ME ABOUT IT!) More evidence would be Nintendo's 2007 E3 Press Conference (link).

...Respect=big part of my life, as I said before and below.

I'm an only child. For those that have brothers and sisters thinking "Man...he is so lucky"...I'm not. You get bored WAY too quickly; thats why I'm on here =P

I live off of respect. I show respect to any that shows respect to me, and I show to respect to any one that I have not met before. However, if people show disrespect, I do the same. I am not your average teen. Most of them (I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TEENAGERS THAT I KNOW OF; I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE THAT LOOKS AT THIS PROFILE) don't care about anyone expect themselves. I care about everyone. Even though I might hate the hell out of them, if they are in danger, for an example, I would do my best to save them...even though they may curse me out for 'the likes of me' saving them. My point? Learn about respect and embrace it...and do it quickly (I'd like you to; I can't control what all of you do, so do what you like).

Favorite color-blue

Favorite food-mexican (yum, tacos.)

Favorite type of music-techno (I don't listen to music that often anyway)

Favorite song-Linkin Park's "A Place for my Head" (may it not be in techno, but I really like that song.)

Favorite movie-I, Robot

List of Favorites

BOLD means absolute favorite.

Favorite Games (ALL are Nintendo)

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

(Main: Link. Others: Lucario, Marth, Ike)

Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess

Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

Star Fox Adventures

Star Fox Assault

Star Fox Command

Super Smash Brothers Melee (Main: Link)

Metriod Prime (All four; the first one, Echos, Hunters and Corruption.)

Mario and Luigi-Superstar Saga

Favorite Video Game Characters (again; only Nintendo)

Link

Krystal

Lucario

Midna

Fox

Samus

Favorite T.V. Shows

Firefly

Mythbusters

Seconds from Disaster

Cool Quotes

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"- Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"- my friend

"Ah, piece of cake. Except for that big canon. Not a fan of the big canon" - unknown

"So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you." - Malcolm Reynolds, 'Serenity'

"Life sucks, then you live." - me

Brilliant Acronym

L.U.C.K - Labor Under Correct Knowledge

Please R&R my stories; if you do this, I can make them, and future ones I'm going to write (sooner or later) much better!