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The long version of YaWP is not completed. Paradoxically, the short version is. Want the file, send me a PM with your email in it. Add in spaces, the addresses get cut.

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1. You're a Wizard, Potter » reviews

Snape comes to get Harry instead of Hagrid. Harry, however, is not compliant, and Snape is in for hell as he takes Harry shopping and to Hogwarts. Features a very intelligent, and sarcastic, Harry. Parody of Snape fics and Mary Sues, if you squint.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 987 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 6-16-07

2. Drawn Blood reviews

Short oneshot, part of a much longer story that I might or might not post. Harry and Malfoy fight, and Malfoy comes off worse. Might be a bit pointless, rated for language and descriptions of Malfoy losing a leg. And a hand.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 12-2-07

3. Letters reviews

Utterly pointless. Harry gets letters from Hermione, worrying about how he is, Ron, being a tactless git, Ginny, being a psychotic fangirl. This is how I wish he would react, instead of assuring them he's okay a thousand times and being nice to Ginny.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07

4. The Fall of Voldemort reviews

Just like the title implies, I challenged myself to write a 100 word fic.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-06

1. Paradies, crossovers, and humor fics
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