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Author has written 8 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Good Omens, Naruto, Weiss Kreuz, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Greetings, and welcome to my profile! I'll try to keep it short, so there won't be much down-scrolling to get to the fic. I've been reading and writing fanfic for more than twelve years, although I rarely post any of my own. I am terrible at completing chaptered works in both fannish and original contexts, so I have thus far only posted one-shots. Better to not torture myself and others with the eternal WIPs. Sometimes, I consider really tackling one of the novel-length projects floating about in my skull, but that moment of insanity usually passes before the prologue sees the light of day. I love romance, especially if it's not too sappy, but I'm not much of an OTP (One True Pairing) person. I like specific characters, and well-written fiction about them. Some fandoms I'm more picky about pairings than others, although I am often willing to read at least the first page of a story featuring a pairing that I don't like, just so I don't miss out on a potentially great fic. I'm particularly fond of the Naruto fandom because of all the crack pairings, and opportunities for threesomes and moresomes. Not to mention the potential (ab)use for the Sexy no Jutsu, especially if the girls get a version of it as well. Gender bending hasn't been so fun and easy since Ranma 1/2 was a big name fandom. I read fast, I read a lot. A whole lot. Looking at my favorites list should be a clue. I also must confess that I am very bad about leaving reviews, unless I find something that is both wonderful and lacking in feedback. I don't respond well to authors begging for reviews, or holding their work hostage for a certain number, nor will I ever beg for reviews myself. On the flip-side, fans who rage at the authors of their favorite stories for more/longer/faster chapters, as if they are somehow entitled to them, really rub me the wrong way. I think that's about all that I have to say about that. Peace, ~Ophiomancer PS. My profile is now full of shameful lies. I am working on a multi-chaptered Naruto story, Stability. It promises to be epic. | |||||||||||
1. Mixed Nuts reviewsIngredients may include glitter, karaoke, and silent cries for help. Also, not so silent ones. A vaguely Atticus/Chazz drabble collection.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-08 - J. Manjōme & Fubuki T. - Complete2. The Less Angsty Crawford Recruitment Story reviewsBrad Crawford is not an innocent lamb to be led to slaughter, however much Estet may wish otherwise.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-08 - B. Crawford - Complete3. Eyes of MemoryYou can always count on Weiß for self-absorbed melancholy. Teen and twenty-something angst, in four parts.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Published: 9-3-08 - Complete4. Stability » reviewsGaara had a poor idea of what love was, but he was pretty sure that it didn't normally work like this. Of course, Team Seven could always be relied upon to confound expectation. Gaara/Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke , Heed the warnings in the Author's Notes.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Gaara & Naruto U.5. Sell Out reviewsArtistic integrity, and how to loose it.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-07 - Complete6. Midnight Snack reviewsIn which Sasuke vows to become a vegetarian. Or get his own refrigerator.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-13-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete7. Bitter Fruit reviewsIn which Crowley's intentions are willfully misunderstood. A crossover with A Series of Unfortunate EventsGood Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete8. The World is Quiet Here reviewsCount Olaf finds the one truly quiet place in existence, and it doesn't agree with him.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-06 - Count O. - Complete
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