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since: 07-29-06, id: 1102689, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
country: United States
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Gilmore Girls, Lizzie McGuire, One Tree Hill, and O.C..

Lauren. Sixteen. Junior in high school. Can't stand most of the people forced to exist with, seeing as they're all idiots. Writing is an escape and a way to not only tap into my inner creativity, but (to put it simply) to be the boss and have no rules to follow whatsoever. If you need to contact me, my AIM is tenderheart12993 but I'm rarely online. The quickest way to get ahold of me is through email or PM, because it goes through email and I check mine multiple times a day. Current obsession is the OC, followed by One Tree Hill.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser
-DON'T BE A STEROTYPE.

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1. The Future Is Now reviews
Starts the night Ryan and Marissa find their song. An alternate way for things to go, and the rest of the season that follows. A really long oneshot.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-13-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C. - Complete
2. Living In The Moment » reviews
The long awaited sequel to Dancing In The Rain! Ryan and Marissa's lives as adults and how they deal with the challanges life brings to them.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,021 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 6-11-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C. - Complete
3. Pictures Of You reviews
Based on the episode of One Tree Hill, but with our favorite characters from Orange County.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-09
4. Fate reviews
Because he was Ryan Atwood and she was Marissa Cooper..." Oneshot. A ten times better ending for season three.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-5-09 - Marissa C. & Ryan A. - Complete
5. Not Named LeBron reviews
A oneshot about Nathan and Haley ditching school and comming up with Jamie's name. Something cute to hold us over until the show comes back.
One Tree Hill - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-13-09 - Nathan S. & Haley J.S. - Complete
6. Just The Beginning reviews
Takes place during the sweatshirt party in 3x20. My very own happy ending. Oneshot, I guess. But it's really long. RM and SS of course! Rated T for a few curse words.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-09 - Ryan A. & Seth C. - Complete
7. Hallelujah reviews
A slightly different and more detailed ending to the O.Sea prom episode in season 2. Oneshot songfic. RM and SS, as always.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-09 - Marissa C. & Ryan A. - Complete
8. Back To The Way We Were reviews
Because breaking the other person’s heart will be the hardest part of losing them." An Oneshot alternate ending to 2x15, The Mallpisode. RM and SS.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C. - Complete
9. Dancing in the Rain » reviews
R/M with very minor S/S. My first try at an O.C. fanfic. What do you think? Now a THREEshot.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C. - Complete
10. Work It Out reviews
A different -and better- ending to the series for us Sophie fans. T for language, just in case. Oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-19-08 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
11. Realize reviews
Set during Partings. A happier ending for us Sophies. Oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-21-08 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
12. Thursdays reviews
Haley isn't having a very good day. Oneshot!
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-24-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete
13. Chasing Love reviews
Haley's parents want to get to know Nathan. Oh what crazy things will unfold...... Naley oneshot. Fluff? Heck yes!
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete
14. A Very Happy Day reviews
Title stinks, but give it a chance. A story about a certain Mrs. Scott forgetting her favorite holiday. Naley Oneshot.
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-08 - Haley J.S. - Complete
15. A Weekend in Vegas » reviews
It’s Logan’s birthday! Where else is there to go then Vegas? Follow Rory, Logan, and some of the crazy LDBers through a weekend of fun, craziness, and of course the humiliation that always awaits! Rated T; just in case.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
16. Nice One reviews
Written for the Get Rid of Carrie Challange. Naley, who else? Oneshot.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-3-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete
17. Happily Ever After » reviews
My version of how I think season five should go. Starts the night of 5x03...... Naley. Leyton. Brase.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete
18. Spending the day with Auntie Brooke reviews
A cute oneshot about Jamie and Brooke spending the day together. Very short, cute, and funny. Rated Kplus for mild language.
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-2-08 - Brooke D. - Complete
19. All Roads Lead Back Here » reviews
Four years later. The gang reunites in Tree Hill, but not for the happy reasons we all hope. Rated T for safety.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 8-9-07
20. Welcome To The World reviews
Naley Fluff. Alternate storyline for Baby Naley's entrance to the world. Set before Graduation. OneShot.
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-07 - Nathan S. & Haley J.S. - Complete
21. A Wedding You'll Never Forget » reviews
Sequel to Thank You For Loving Me. This is all about the trials and tribulations of Rory and Logan planning their wedding! COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 3-5-07 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
22. Thank You For Loving Me » reviews
Can Rory and Logan make it through once of the toughest challenges of all times? Or will they fall apart and loose everything? Forgive me, I suck at summaries. Rogan.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 2-19-07 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
23. Life After Christmas » reviews
The renamed Sequel To The Ultimate Christmas Present! Rated T for possible future language. Rogan! COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 12-17-06 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
24. Black and White » reviews
It's a cute but challenging Rogan story. I'm awful at summaries, but give this a chance! Rogan JJ
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 2-9-07 - Published: 1-11-07 - Rory G. & Logan H.
25. The Best Is Yet To Come reviews
This is just a short fluffy Rogan thing I wrote. It might get turned into a story later, but for now it's what it is.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-06 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
26. Changing Places » reviews
What happens when the students change roles with the teachers! Find out! Mauraders Era! JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 9-21-06 - Lily Evans P.
27. Living Life » reviews
Sequel to The Perfect Graduation! Rated M for sexual content!Rogan!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rory G. & Logan H.
28. The Ultimate Christmas Present » reviews
It's Christmas Time! How will things go over? What will happen? Read on and find out! I'm awful at summaries! LLRogan COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete
29. The Hogwarts Game of Love reviews
A funny Hogwarts Game show. I do not own HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete
30. The Baby Project » reviews
Mauraders Era. What happens when the Mauraders get stuck with the old Egg is your child project with a twist? Read on and find out! LEJP WARNING: VERY SHORT CHAPTERS! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 8-25-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
31. Well Waited Kiss reviews
Lizzie is engaged! To who? Read and find out! Forgive me, I suck at summaries! ONESHOT!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-11-06 - Complete
32. The Perfect Graduation reviews
This is a short fic on my idea of a perfect Yale Graduation for Rory. Rogan flufiness. ONESHOT!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-28-06 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
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