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Websites to check out: the Trivial Affections Fansite and PhoenixTakaramono's Art

Stories:

Golden Abyss- (GA) Chapter 3 is up! Working on chapter 4. 1 percent done.

Trival Affections-(TA) Chapter 7 is up. Working on chapter 8 (read more at the Trivial Affections Fansite). 0 percent done.

Moonlight Sonata- (MS) Finished. Completed. 100 percent finished.

It's So Wrong And Yet So Right- (ISWAYSR) Chapter 6 is up. Working on chapter 7. 1 percent done. (On permanent hiatus from the sheer awfulness of the story.)

Info: I'm working on the chapter 4 of "GA" and chapter 8 of "TA" right now. It will be up somewhere between this month to the next the Internet doesn't quit on me again. And sorry to those who say that I took too long. I'm trying to keep the overall theme/ mood constant so please be patient a while longer.

Pairings I Generally Read

Ranked and Consisting of a Variety of:

Favorite Shows, Movies, Anime & Manga, Manhwa, Manhua, Books, Games, and Miscellaneous Couples as I See Fit:

The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux

(1 )Erik (Phantom)/ Christine Daae (Their thrall of passion always intrigued me... -hums- besides, Raoul's such a pansy. Christine, why the bloody hell did you choose the fop over the enigmatic allure of the talented but deformed phantom? Even despite being in close contact, Raoul only noticed her after she sang, a talent Erik had nurtured and saw blossomed.)

Barajou no Kiss by Shouoto Aya

(1 ) Tenjou Mitsuru/ Aníse Yamamoto (Tenjou and Aníse make a lovely couple, and I find it amusing that she's the only one to see past his charms and how much of a self-absorbed, narcissistic man that he really is.)

2) Kurama Mutsuki/ Aníse Yamamoto (I like Kurama and this couple reminds me of the relationship, though somewhat loosely, like that of Inuyasha and Kagome.)

Dracula by Bram Stoker and other miscellaneous variety

(1 ) Dracula (Vlad Tepes Draculea)/ Mina Murray (I still adore this couple. However, most of the fanfictions I've come across are so... underdeveloped that it's starting to put me off this couple. Truth be told, the Gary Oldman version of Dracula was the one that convinced me of supporting them.)

2) Dracula / Jonathan (The one and only story that never fails to amaze me is by a talented authoress going by the name of Scribe. She's simply extraordinary. Please, do not read if you're under the legal age of 18 due to its content, and spread word for she deserves more credit for her brilliance: the Child of the Night)

Wild Life by Masato Fujisaki

(1 )Ryotou Tsukasa/ Iwashiro Tesshou(I find this couple very amusing... plus, the rumor going on about Ryotou liking Tesshou in the manga is somewhat refreshing. Bisexuality definitely suits Ryotou. Honestly though, I like these two veterinarians in the manga as compared to the rest so far since their interactions never fail to amuse me.)

1/2 Prince by author: Yu Wo and artist: Choi Hong Chong

(1 ) Feng Xiao Lan (Prince)/ Ming Ju Wen (Guiliastes/ Gui) (I like their relationship; it's cute. Gui can be a charming ladies' man if he put in the effort. Despite the whole "Prince-is-a-guy-avatar fiasco" thing going on in the virtual world, Gui loves Prince... yet he doesn't realize his love is a student of his masquerading a male persona. -smirks- You can't help but wonder how she will get together with him.)

2) Feng (Prince)/ Zhuo (Wicked) (I really don't like Wicked... but apparently he got left behind when Prince went to play Second Life. He's been harboring a love for her for EIGHT years! Prince is very oblivious, I know, to the point it's starting to tick me off but for a handsome guy to crush on you for that long without straying... it's sad, especially if the girl they like has no idea they like her.)

Death Note by writer: Tsugumi Ohba and artist: Takeshi Obata

(1 ) Kira (Light Yagami)/ L (L Lawliet)(They are the most mismatched yet oddly appealing characters I've ever seen paired together in the world of fanfiction. And the handcuffs scene! There are so many talented authors out there who chose to write about these two, and I see why. Although I tend to avoid the ones where either one of the two are portrayed as very uke-ish, I like to indulge in reading this impossible couple.)

2) Light/ Mikami(Ehhh, I like Teru. He's a pretty cute character, and can you say "devout fanboy"? Besides, way less annoying than Misa Misa. The only reason why I like him is that I came across an image of Teru being branded as "Light and L's love child", and that cracked me up. Also, Teruis like a perfect housewife, striking to a degree yet smart enough in his lawyer profession to attract Light's attention.)

Jack Frost by Go Jin-Ho

(1 ) Jack Frost/ Noh-A Joo (Junoa/ Mirror Image)(...Smirky. -snickers-Honestly though, I like Jack and despite being one-note with the fanservice and beheadings, the manhwa isn't too bad. Junoa irks me a little with her girlish manners, but the ditz grows on you. I remember Helmina, the tall four-eyed babe that oddly reminded me of Integra, offhandly mentioning that he could take Junoa as a lover, but Jack just smiles and declines her offer. The smile... suspicious, no?)

Shounen Dolls by Hibiki Wataru

(1 ) Leonardo Angel Silverye/ Yukinosuke/ Etou Ageha (I'm a bit disturbed by the fact the former two are dolls, but they love their mistress to the point of animosity against one another. Also, dare I hope they harbor mortal souls placed into porcelain containers as punishment? Then it would make sense for her to choose and free that one doll.)

Bleach by Tite Kubo

(1 ) Grimmjow/ Ichigo (Holy bleep... at first, I hated this pairing. Then, I fell in love. You can thank FlyinGShadoW1314 for My Strawberry Kitten (rated Mature for a reason, kids). Trust me, though I tend to avoid reading smut missing plotholes... I got hooked. -cringes-Gosh, I feel like such a pervert. But still, the Sexta Espada and the strawberry are friggin' sexy as sin!)

Busou Renkin by Nobuhiro Watsuki

(1 ) Koushaku Chouno (Papillon)/ Kazuki Muto(Papillion is one of my favorite villain mainly because of his hilariously flamboyant antics, and I think it's safe to assume he's quite attached to the busou renkin wielder. He refused to believe Kazuki died when Tokiko had already lost faith. -sighs- Now, is that loyalty or what?)

2) Kazuki/ Tokiko(I actually like Tokiko, and her embarrasment to be with Kazuki is adorable... BUT WHY THE HELL DID SHE SUDDENLY GO ALL OH-I'M-IN-LOVE-SO-I'M-WEAK ON HIM?! Tokiko, I liked you for your personality. Then, you turned into the typical shoujo girl who can't do a damn thing without their boyfriend to shelter them.)

Genesis of Aquarion by Shōji Kawamori

(1 ) Apollonius/ Touma (Toma?)(Oh my gosh, Touma... you're the hottest man to ever pull off that feather do, and -squees-you actually love him! Apollonius, I despise your dreadlocks, but why oh why did you have to choose that blonde when you had an adoring, attractive bloke at your beck and call? IS HE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?!)

2) Touma/ Apollo(Apollo, dump that incestuous Silvia—I don't give a rat's ass if she's your reincarnated lover—and grow up to look like your former self so Touma doesn't turn to Otoha again. I actually got scared when Touma turned to Sirius, Silvia's brother. Brr, way too scary with the whole kissy flowing-of-rose-petals type of fling.)

Kuroshitsuji by Yana Toboso

(1 )Sebastian Michaelis/ Ciel Phantomhive (Shounenai)(Oh come off it now, I still believe nothing good will come between the sexual intercourse of a minor and an adult unless the minor grows up. Plus, Sebastian's hot! He reminds me of a Victorian, nineteenth century Mukuro.)

Black Cat by Kentaro Yabuki

(1 ) Creed Diskenth/ Train Heartnet(I have always sympathized with the swordsman who pined so zealously for his prior Chronos colleague... and if you think about it, he would've been an idealistic, decent lover for Train even with his shortcomings. -grumbles-Could've spoiled you rotten, Heartnet. Hey, he could've given you free milk for life, but did you choose him? Nooo. Saya's stupid stray cat lifestyle was much more meaningful.)

Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro by Yūsei Matsui

(1 )Neuro Nōgami/ Yako Katsuragi(If it weren't for their distance portrayed in the actual manga, I could've sworn they were made for each other... in a S&M sense. Additionally, you gotta admit it, it's cute. If you want to see why, please visit this talanted artist's site: NeuroxYako)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! by Akira Amano

(1 )Mukuro Rokudo/ Tsunayoshi Sawada (Tsuna)(I was drawn to this pairing after accidently downloading a beautiful dōjinshi of them together... and I came across some rather interesting stories of the two. 6927 will always be my love.)

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

(1 )Tom Marvolo Riddle (Voldemort)/ Harry Potter(Forbidden romance between sworn adversaries... daresay I need to explain more? It's the thought of Tom with Harry that makes me squee my arse off. British, powerful men. What could be better in the world of fanfiction? -sighs happily-)

Ouran High School Host Club by Bisco Hatori

(1 )Renè Tamaki Richard Grantaine/ Haruhi Fujioka (I am and alwayswill be loyal to this pairing for it was this that I painstakingly continued on reading its manga counterpart... Bisco-sama, why did your drawing style have to change? I rather liked your first one. At least, your art returned to decent in its anime-counterpart. Manga-Haruhi and Manga-Tamaki, GET TOGETHER ALREADY!!)

2) Kyouya/ Haruhi(I find myself drawn to the reclusive genius and perhaps his slight attraction for Haruhi...? Plus, the almost rape scene in the anime. Heh, why you dirty little rascal.)

Kurobara Alice by Mizushiro Setona

(1 ) Dimitri/ Anyone (maybe Maximilian) (I just started this series, and I'm hooked! It's a better, creative usage of vampire folklore with the whole insects shebang and death after mating. And dare I say a potential Dracula/ Mina spectacle going on between Dimitri and his vegetable love?)

Hellsing by Kouta Hirano

(1 )Alucard/ Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (A vampire under the disguise of being collared to such a stunning woman... plus, me thinks he's Dracula! And for once, he isn't pining for Mina. Also, Integra has known Alucard all her life after that incident, so I would gather Alucard has developed a slight fondness for her.)

Xiaolin Showdown by Christy Hui

(1 ) Chase Young/ Anyone (I suppose this was spurred by my fantasies of the warlord caught in the arms of my OC... But either Kimiko, Jack, Omi, or Raimundo will suffice. But oh dear lord, Chase... don't go too out of character at the very least)

Danny Phantom by Butch Hartman

(1 ) Vlad Plasmius/ Danny Phantom (Ugh, once again you tempt me you accursed beloved fanfiction. It irks me though when Vlad is portrayed as a sexual deviant. I really doubt Vlad will harm Daniel to the extreme when he himself goes all panicky over getting a cat. Still, it is a plot and your story.)

Yu-Gi-Oh by Kazuki Takahashi

(1 )Seto Kaiba/ Katsuya Jonouchi(Though I do love the other pairings, the thought them just increased my smirking habits... damn, my mouth is twitching again. Also, I rather adore the reincarnation or ancient-Egypt plotholes when it concerns them.)

And now... the result of days of boredom and pent-up frustration:

Ya know... I was really bored. Man, I'd never thought I'd ever do these... but heck. They're pretty accurate at most parts... -smirks-I categorize myself as an "uke" though since, after all, I am female and have no choice but be submissive. -curses the female anatomy- Of course, I believe I'm very aggressive, and I'd like to be the one that controls the relationship.

1) Your Personality

You're sweet and kind, never rude or mean to anyone. When you're in a bad mood, you tend to bottle it up inside so you don't get mad at anyone. But sometimes let it out, tell a friend. This is the best part about you, and the best feature of all because it won't fade. Beauty is fleeting.

What's the Best Thing About You?

2) Protean Player

Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skills, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean. -wink-Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful though because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think you're foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy?

What Yaoi Stereotype Are You?

3) You are a Sadistic Seme!

It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else

Profile: Arrogant, perfectionistic, and self-assured, the Sadistic Seme hungers for power and control, knowing exactly what they want and going after it relentlessly. Refined in style and tastes, the Sadistic Seme demands the very best, and will only accept perfection and complete obedience from the one under their control. Their presence darkly commanding, this Seme personality is all about being 'The Master' ~ and having their partner submissively at their feet, soul in their grasp, is what it takes to satisfy their craving for power. The Sadistic Seme is one to be wary of, unless you crave dark punishment - for once they have you in their grasp, you may never escape.

The Seme/ Uke Quiz

4) -sighs- More to come