Previously known as atlantis sg1

Hey! Someone who's reading my profile which BTW probably has an error every two words. I stink at grammar but that's because I go to a French school so I learn English as a second language which is a very VERY slow process. Good thing betas exist :D

So let's see... my real name is Julie, I live in Canada, I'm 17 and am a huge stargate fan! both sg-1 and atlantis. I'm also totally obsessed and addicted to Twilight (I have OCD too, obviously). I also watch Bones, House, CSI (only the original team), Monk, Supernatural and lots of other shows. So, obviously, I can't live without television... or my lap top, I NEED my lap top like a vampire needs blood. (k, I now that was bad but I can't help mentioning Twilight everywhere so there.)

I am a huge Jack/Sam shipper! Of course I can't imagine somebody who isn't!(well actually I can but I like to forget that) I'm also a Daniel/Janet shipper. And a mild Daniel/Vala shipper. but if Janet's there don't you dare pair Daniel up with anybody else! There so cute together!! Oh and I absolutly LOATH Jacob Black, I want to La Push him off a cliff!! Bella belongs with Edward and they are the BEST fictional couple in the history of romance. Edward is my perfect imaginary boyfriend... and those wondering when I might get over it, the answer is when he becomes real 'cos than he won't be imaginary anymore.

Favourite quotes:

"If this is moving than I'm a caterpillar and since I'm not a caterpillar than it isn't moving!" Me

“Life is beautiful, except for when it’s not." “That is so vague except for where it isn’t which is nowhere except for the places where it isn’t which doesn’t exist except for where it does which it doesn’t.” “What?” Me and me... how weird is that.

"Still.. following..you.. not!" Jack, stargate sg-1. (and probably you too at this point)

"If this goes on much longer, I’m gona lose it! It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a happy meal, wako!" Jack, stargate sg-1

"I always found that sticking your figures in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole lot of problems." Jack, stargate sg-1.

"So let me get this strait. We figured you out and planned this trap, not realising that you figured out that we figured you out and planned a trap of your own." Cameron, stargate sg-1

"Despite what you all may think I’m not superman!" "Was anybody seriously thinking that?" Rodney and John, stargate atlantis.

"You’re bossy...and short" "Are you drunk?" "Ya! So!? Stupid." Sam and Dean, supernatural.

"I promise I'll call you every day this summer...often...sometimes...on occasion...rarely...ok, let's be honest, never." Either me or my friend, I can't remember.

"No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face." - Bella, Eclipse

"You think I lifted a van off of you?" His tone questioned my sanity. - Edward + Bella, Twilight.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

-Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

-Edward is totaly amazing and just perfect! (There 'cos it makes my heart flutter :P... ya I know, I'm pathetic.)

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

"I'm such a Fanpire that even my friends who haven't read the books know it by heart because of me."

"Dear heart, I met a boy tday, prepare to shatter"

"I don't obsess! I think intensely."

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive."

Copy and paste stuff...

If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen and are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree.

If you think that everybody's profilles are gonna look all the same if everyone keeps copy/pasting copy/pastes but you don't car 'cause it's cool, copy and paste this on your profille.

If you've creatted a Copy&paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ps: Yes, I am aware that I mentioned twilight and how Totaly Amazing Edward is and how much I love him more than once in these...