Updated 21st July 2009,

Well, what a useless fanfic writer I am. I made a promise and basically didn't live up to it. I spend my blurry days writing a script for my aspiring director friend's movie, ambitious short stories, experimental novel ideas and philosophical or romantic, slightly conceited poetry. Yeah, yeah, I sound pretty self-deprecating, but honestly, I feel pretty horrible about not writing more fanfiction, for here. Either way, sorry, since apparently people do still visit my page. Which makes me feel very happy and guilty all at the same time. I won't promise anything this time though. Let's see where this ship sails..

For a picture of the scar from Dean! I'm A Woman! -- click here.

About me --

I'm a 17 year old guy and my name's Armaan.

I love -- Food, Films, Books, Writing, Music, Friends, Coffee, Nighttime, Swearing, Vodka, Rain, Dreams, The Truth, Chaos Theory.

Favourite TV Shows: The OC, Entourage, Weeds, True Blood, Skins, 30 Rock, Tru Calling, Life As We Know It, Bones, Arrested Development, Top Chef.

Favourite Movies: House Of Wax, The Butterfly Effect, The Dark Knight, The Hills Have Eyes, Mean Girls, Scary Movie 1/2/3, The Dead Girl, Saw 2, Atonement, Red Eye, Speak, The Door In The Floor, Amelie, Friends With Money, Hard Candy, Frida, Babel, The Hangover, Final Destination 3, Twilight, Little Miss Sunshine.

Favourite Music: Blonde Redhead, Paramore, Evanescence, The Kills, Avril Lavigne, Imogen Heap, Metric.

Favourite Books: 'The Bell Jar' by Sylvia Plath, 'The Virgin Suicides' by Jeffrey Eugenides, 'Rx' by Tracy Lynn, 'Catch' by Will Leitch, 'Valentine' by Tom Savage.

About the stories --

Before you go ahead, I'd just like to say, some of my stories (particularly 'Harry Potter likes me... I'm a guy!!') are quite horrible. So please, for my and your own sake, don't read them. I'm not removing them for only one reason, viz., nostalgic purposes. They're from my starting days, and quite frankly, I'm proud I could write something half decent at 13. But irregardless, please don't waste your time with them. Many thanks.

Completed Fics

Minor Spoilers Below, Beware.

Hide & Seek (One Tree Hill - 2007)

One Tree Hill doesnt have many horror fics. I wanted to really write a good, original one, with lots of twists. Also, this is basically my first ever scary story, and its filled with some character deaths and gory details. Hopefully you'll like it, and better, be shocked. Its about how everyone -- Haley, Nathan, Brooke, Chase, Bevin, Skills, Mouth, Rachel, Lucas and Peyton go for a small trip to this house in the woods. And then things go awry...

TRAPPED - Twisted. Rash. Alone. Pretend. Pissed. Evil. Dead. (Supernatural - 2007)

This is like Supernatural Saw. Sam gets trapped along with four other strangers inside a house with deadly contraptions, while Dean has only a few hours to find and save him. Thing is, all the strangers have powers, just like Sam.

Harry Potter Likes Me... But I'm A Guy!! (Harry Potter - 2006)

Okay. Before I'm judged for all the fics that Ive written by this one, you should know 2 things. 1) This was my 2nd ever fic, I wrote it originally in 2006, so the writing isn't as good. I've grown a lot more as a writer since then, much further than anything I've posted in this site can explain. and 2) I hate Harry Potter. Not the books, the guy. So you shouldn't be expecting a literary masterpiece with this one. Ive introduced so many original characters, you can expect at least 3 story-lines going on at any point of time. It sounds like I'm bashing my own fic, but I'm not. I'm just telling you the truth. So read it if you want to, but you have been warned.

Sammy! I'm A Woman! (Supernatural - 2006)

Well this is basically one of my most well known fics, and the title tells all. Dean gets turned into a woman, and its up to him and Sam to find who did it, and turn him back. They go through various situations, leading to the final showdown with the person who did it. Even though it isn't quite brilliant or anything, this fic gave me many many great reviews, and I've now started the sequel.

The One Shots

Minor Spoilers Below, Beware.

Moonlight Secrets (Supernatural - 2007)

Jo/Dean, and Sam too. It's somewhere in the middle of a fictional season three. Short and dark.

The Next Step (Supernatural - 2006)

Jess wants to take things to a newer level with Sam. This happens before Jess died on SN, kinda like a 'What-if' kinda one shot.

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (Supernatural - 2006)

The Yellow - Eyed - Demon comes to give Sam a little Christmas present.

Pulse (Supernatural - 2006)

A shapeshifter wants revenge over the brothers.

Alone In The Dark (Supernatural - 2006)

This was my first dark one shot, and its Jo - centered. I had written a very small version of it, which in my opinion was pretty good too, but it didn't have much of a back story so it was difficult to keep up with. I rewrote it, and made it a little bit more understandable.

Next in line are my normal one shots, some depressing but some funny.

This Twilight (Twilight - 2009)

What if things didn't turn out the way they did when Bella jumped off the cliff in New Moon?

A Crash Course In Polite Conversations (Supernatural - 2007)

Almost all the people I know hate Jo, or hate the fact that she likes Dean. So this was my effort to try to win some people over to my side, because I love Jo, and I wouldn't mind her with Dean. Oh and its teenage Jo, by the way.

Hit Me Baby One More Time (Supernatural - 2007)

Sam and Jess seem to be having problems. Sam thinks they can solve them, but Jess has different views.

Mistakes and Mixed Messages (One Tree Hill - 2007)

One Tree Hill mathematics 101:

Bevin + Rachel = Peyton + Eggs.

Any questions? Oh, and not for Peyton lovers.

Gossip Girl (The OC - 2007)

I wanted to write something funny, and it had to have Marissa in it. So I basically compiled all four seasons into one oneshot, making up some stuff of my own too. Quite a waste, really.

An Indecent Proposal (Smallville - 2007)

I never write Smallville fics or one shots. Except this one. I wrote this kinda like a present for one of my online friends, who was in an accident. She really loves Smallville, and I thought I could dedicate it to her. Basically poking fun at characters in Smallville.

I Hate You Sammy (Supernatural - 2006)

What the summary says, is all.

Stories In-Progress

Breaking Bella (Twilight/Harry Potter - 2008)

I hadn't ever written a fic just for fun (leaving Oh No, which wasn't quite as crazy), so I decided to write it. I'd decided to include characters from Twilight (the book), Harry Potter, Supernatural, and a bunch of other books/tv shows/movies/actors in general. It basically involved Bella getting back Edward who was stolen by two nonsensical superheroes and taken to Hogwarts to fight Voldemort. It didn't do that well in the beginning, but its a crack! fic, and it's just for fun, so I've decided to continue with it after all. Sadly, it's the slow updates that people have to deal with. Also, it makes no sense. So yeah.

Fics On Hiatus

Minor Spoilers Below, Beware.

12/21 (Description here contains major spoilers) (One Tree Hill - 2008)

Hide & Seek was one of my favourite fics. The sequel catches up almost a year and a half after what happened in the woods. It has a slight supernatural twist, but I still hope to keep it tense and gory. It mainly revolves around two story lines -- that of Mouth, Bevin, Peyton and Rachel at a hotel for the weekend, celebrating Bevin's twentieth birthday, and the other -- that of Brooke and Nathan (who stay behind), and are now in a relationship.

Dean! I'm A Woman! (Supernatural - 2008)

The sequel to Sammy! I'm a Woman! Its a basic continuation from its original, but I don't think everyone has to read the first to understand it. I do hope it goes as well if not better as the first, so I'm a little nervous writing it. But you know how the story goes, Sam gets turned into a woman, and the Winchesters have to figure out a way to change him back. So yeah...

LA Nights (Supernatural - 2007)

I had come up with two story ideas in one night. But I didn't want to juggle so many stories, so I decided to write one chapter of each, and see which one did better (stats and reviews wise). The other story was Trapped. Well even though LA Nights didnt do bad at all, Trapped did better, and so I decided to continue it instead. But I will continue LA Nights in the future. The summary explains it completely.

There Goes The World (Supernatural - 2006)

My first SN fic. Sadly, angst is not my strong point. I had started writing it as soon as I started watching Supernatural, so the ideas might seem a little redundant now. Also, the low reviews and stats didn't give me much inspiration. So I decided to not continue with it. But maybe when all my fics are done, and I'm really bored, I might write it. Might.

Future Fics

Minor Spoilers Below, Beware.

Untitled One Shots(Twilight, The OC, The Virgin Suicides)

What is to be most expected of me in the future is a series of one shots, since that way I fulfill my obligation to anyone who reads by not postponing promises for further chapters.

Devastation (MAJOR SPOILERS for TRAPPED) (Supernatural)

The sequel to TRAPPED. After Sam is possessed by the demon's son, the new Sam goes on a hunter killing rampage. Meanwhile, Dean thinks he's dead, but when a common trace makes them meet, what will happen? Will Dean be able to save his old brother, or will the new Sam become the only Sam?

Chaos Theory (Supernatural)

After a deadly encounter with a small army of demons, Dean doesn't make it out alive. Sam retrieves a hidden diary that Dean never showed anyone, and finds that he can travel back in time with it. Now Sam must use this diary to save his brother. But with every turn of his going back, the future seems to have altered, always for the worse. SN meets the Butterfly Effect, quite basically.

Well that is all. I doubt you read everything, but if you did, then read and review my damn stories! =P