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since: 07-30-06, id: 1103363, Profile Updated: 01-06-08
country: United States
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Author has written 10 stories for Fruits Basket, Invader Zim, and Inuyasha.

WARNING: My fics may contain slash. I dunno why, but I like slash (male/male pairings).

About me:

Age: I recently turned 13. So, yes, I was twelve when I wrote some of these fics...explains why they're probably not that good...
Gender: Female
Obsessions:

Invader Zim-- This has got to be my number one. Ever. I distinctly remember watching this when I was a child... and was therefore enthralled when I rediscovered it. Yay me! My absolute top-favorite pairing is ZADR. Don't ask me why, it's just... well, Zim and Dib could be friends, of sorts, and that could be twisted into ZADR. Heh. Yes... heh. Other pairings I support include GAGF and (somewhat) GAGR (it's cute... and GAGR works really well in a crackfic... hee), GATR (this is actually a bit plausible, since Gaz and Tak are similar, and 'canonly,' they don't really know each other, so we don't exactly know what they feel about each other), and RAPR (heh... yeah. Don't ask me why.).

JtHM-- A friend recently got me into it...she gave me a Jthm issue for my 13th b-day!!! I think that's the best gift I've ever received...ever...

Artemis Fowl-- AH. AH. AH. AH. Ha, yes, I do love AH. They're friends now, so it's quite easy to imagine their relationship to become... you know, romantic. Yes, there's the interspecies aspect, but that does not bother me (I am a supporter of ZADR.). Also, there's the huge "age gap." Once again, I am a supporter of ZADR (Zim is supposedly over a hundred years old... I think.). So, that does not really bother me either. Yes, if you hate ZADR and AH, you probably think I'm sick. If you like AH and hate ZADR, or vice-versa, then I think there's something wrong with you. --grins--
About Minerva... no, I don't like her. Of course, many anti-Minerva-ers usually say that it's because she's a Mary Sue. However, I am sad to say, that Minerva is not exactly the definition of a Mary Sue. Apparently, a Mary Sue has no flaws, yes? Well, Minerva does have flaws, the same flaws that Artemis had in the same book: you know, selfish, cold, yadda-yadda. But Minerva does have Sue-ish qualities, such as high intelligence and attractive appearance. For myself, I... hm... I just don't like her because she's too similar to Artemis. Too much.

Yu-gi-oh-- Ha, I'm really weird. I must say, tendershipping is my absolute top favorite. Another one is puzzleshipping. I don't really much care for bronzeshipping, but I like it as a side pairing. One pairing that I don't really know why it has so many fangirls is puppyshipping. Sure, I don't mind it, but... I never really cared for it much. Huh. First time I seem to be in the minority side.

Random Note: I have a twin sister, and she has an account here. She recently started writing, and I'm helping her as best as I could...

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IMPORTANT!!!
[On Hiatus
Love and Hate
Yes, I think we all saw this coming: 'Love and Hate' is now officially on hiatus. I'm sorry, but I really can't think of anything. So I'm waiting till inspiration strikes. So wait. I know you have been waiting, but you get it...right?
Edit: I am going to rewrite this story. Seriously. I am. I just took a look at it and went 'omigoodness.' It was horrible. I need to rewrite it. Rewrite it when I get the chance. In the meantime, don't anybody go and read it. If you do out of pure curiosity, please hold the flames. I already know it's horrible.

[In Progress
(Chapter)
I am currently working on the next chapter of 'A Tiny Little Box.'

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Hurrah! I am now doing a search on the most well-written, actually likeable OCs that, even if they're not really going to fall in love with any of the characters, are still... you know, well-written. If you know any stories that you think have good OCs in them that don't manage to cross the line into Mary Sue-dom, then please feel free to PM me. Remember, the pairing of the story doesn't have to be canon/OC, it just has to have a likeable-enough original character in 'em.

My sister is doing the same search, so feel free to PM her, if you like. It was actually her idea. So... yeah. The same above paragraph (and then some) could be seen at her profile.

She's doing this for entertainment, apparently, and I'm doing this because it could be a handy reference for those who want to write good OCs.

Likeable OC stories:

1) the human Kribliss (by Swing-21)-- her OCs are the members of the Squeaky crew, which include Captain Taty, the pilot Miik (they have a romantic relationship of sorts, something that the rest of the crew try hard to stay oblivious to [giggles), and the scientist Kinn (she is really quite adorable and amusing.) I myself just finished reading the story, and it's really quite original. Mm... this is a ZADR, so if you like ZADR, then I would recommend this story. Seriously.
Story quote: "Choice?!? Please, please, don’t give me choices! Last time I had one, it was when the Control Brains asked me to choose between red, purple or pink for my synthetic eyes! I panicked! You know what I said? ORANGE! What kind of eye color is that? I spent all my training years getting kicked by the other smeets!" --Kinn

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QUOTES!

My sis: "How many times do I have to tell you... NO, angst is NOT a type of seafood!"
Me: (whining) "Then what is it??"
My sis: (pauses)... I think it's a vegetable... sort of like asparagus...
- A conversation me and my sister had when we were about eight (yes, we're retarded...)

After we found a stray dog:
Me: What should we do with it?
My friend: (bluntly) I'd eat it.
My sis: (horrified) That's horrible! You can't just eat the dog! That's just...terrible!
My friend: (laughs) Don't be silly, of course I can't do that!
My sis: (relieved)
My friend: (continues) No, first, I have to fatten him... look at those thin bones... and then I have to skin him to get rid of the fur... and then I'll cook him slowly until the meat's all roasted... maybe I'll add some pepper... and then I'll eat him.
(dead silence)
Yes, my friend is indeed terrible. But he was kidding! (At least... I think so. XD)For now, we managed to find the dog a home. And if anyone is offended by this, I'm sorry; I meant no harm.

"There is no greater enemy than an idiot who doesn't understand that he is an idiot." --Jhonen
Vasquez

"Kind of like when you're walking downtown, and a meteorite crashes down on the
people, leaving no one alive but you. I don't know what the hell that means, but, think
about it: it's pretty fuckin' weird." --Jhonen Vazquez

"I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD
AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice." --Jhonen Vazquez

"I laugh and make foodstuff fly out of my nose in a display of mockery at the thought."--Jhonen Vazquez

"NOOOOOO!!! I’ve lost the respect of this impolite special ed student!! I have no valid
reason to live!! Thank you, Lord, for sarcasm." -Jhonen

“COME BACK! You’re not a freak! You’re just STUPID!’ –Dib

“You can’t hide forever! And if you can, then I’ll wait forever! I’ve been preparing for this
day all my life! ...Okay… I’m gonna go home now and prepare some more… but I’ll be
back!” –Dib

"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!" --Happy Noodle Boy

"Somewhere a woman blows her nose! She stares deep into the tissue, and screams in
panty soiling terror! But who gives a shit!!?!" --Happy Noodle Boy

"You're not sill upset about that little kitten you were taking care of last time I visited
you? I had ta' eat him you know." ~Squee's grandpa

"Severe bladder damage builds character." ~Squee's parent

"2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following
me!!! Goddamnitt!! It KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home! BUT IT
KNEW!!! IT KNEWWWW!" -Nny

"But you are a person, and I can't say I'm fond of that" -Nny

"Well FUCK YOU!!! YOU listen to ME!! If I'm gonna kill anybody it's because I want
to!! Not because you tell me to you... you... WALL!!" -Nny

"Does the light even exist anymore when the refrigerator door is shut?" -Nny

"NO! The moment's gone! It's memory!! I wanted it THEN! Now I'll just have the
memory of yet another thing I didn't get! Another hope unfulfilled! And that fuckin Freezy
was just a reminder of EVERYTHING! That familiar disappointment!! It's just not nice."
-Nny

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PASTE-ONS!!!!

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your carcass off.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, GuesssWho, and Sweet and sour sauce:3, ArtemisFowlTheThird

If you are obssessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore ZADR, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes have crying and/or laughing fits for no reason at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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1. A Tiny Little Box » reviews
WARNING: ZADR. No read if no like!Zim gives Dib a little present....my first ZADR fanfic, so Zim and Dib maaay seem outofcharacter.... tell me what you think!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 6-6-07 - Dib & Zim
2. Anything reviews
Short ficlet... I was feeling rather bored. Summary: Shigure would never even think of betraying Akito...right?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-07 - Akito S. & Shigure S. - Complete
3. Stay reviews
ONESHOT. WARNING: IMPLIED ZADR.The alien Dib had fought so hard for a long time... is giving up and leaving. What could Dib do?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-11-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
4. Lip Gloss? reviews
InuKag. ONESHOT. Inuayasha learns what lip gloss is...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-5-07 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete
5. Hot reviews
WARNING: ZADR. Oneshot. Um...I really can't explain it. Just read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-19-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
6. Happy Buhday! reviews
ONESHOT. Gaz's birthday, and there are no birthday greetings whatsoever...UNTIL she gets a visit from someone. GAGF...?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-07 - Gaz & Gir - Complete
7. Cherries, Cherries, My Dear reviews
ONESHOT. ZADR Dib brings cherries to school...and certain consequences follow.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-8-07 - Dib & Zim
8. False Victory reviews
WARNING: Implied ZADR. ONESHOT Yah...in this oncemore angst oneshot...Dib kills Zim! Am I brilliant or what? Reviews!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
9. Gone reviews
WARNING: Implied ZADR. ONESHOT.Zim's angsty shock after he kills Dib. Zim may be OOC in here...yah, he is.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
10. Love and Hate » reviews
[On hiatus] This is my first fanfic. It's an AkitoTohru story, dunno why I picked thatbut anyway, Tohru visits Akito. This visit sets off some results. Since this is my first, the story might be crappy. Just review it and tell me.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-18-07 - Tohru H. & Akito S.
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