7-19-08
Okay, so I'm busy all day tomorrow and Monday, so don't expect any new chapters from me this weekend; sorry. Tuesday, I'll be home pretty much all day, so I should definitely update then. But Wednesday I'm leaving for Florida (again) and I come back Sunday. I don't know how much time I'll have to write while I'm on vacation, but I'm guessing I won't be updating more than once or twice during that time period. Sorry, but I gotta have a break too! :D
Hi. Here's a little about me:
Height: 5'2
Age: 15
Eyes: brown
Hair: dark brown
Weight: wouldn't you like to know?
Religion: Roman Catholic
I'm highly religious, having gone to Catholic school nearly all my life, and I try to be the best person I can be.
I love Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, the Twilight Series, the Septimus Heap series, ttyl, ttfn, l8r, g8r, Pride and Prejudice, Lord of the Flies, All Quiet on the Western Front, Antigone, The Giver, I Can't Tell You, Evil Genius, The Astonishing Adventures of Fan Boy and Goth Girl, Uglies, Pretties, The Secret Garden, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Deception Point, Digital Fortress, Burned, A Man for All Seasons, Dante's Inferno, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, Cherub series, Long May She Reign, A Wrinkle in Time, Many Waters, A Wind in the Door, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, Women's Murder Club series, the Bible, Cell, This Lullaby, Just Listen, The Truth About Forever, Someone Like You, The Host, Little Brother, Story Time, and Eragon and Eldest (of course).
Okay, I just finished "The Host" by Stephenie Meyer a few weeks ago. It is honestly one of the most amazing books I've ever read. I'd recommend it to anyone. It's extremely well written, the sci-fi aspect of it is actually believable, and the romance is perfectly sweet and touching. I love it more than I love the Twilight series, which I didn't think was possible. I'm also more in love with Ian O'Shea than I am with Edward Cullen, which I also didn't think was possible. Frankly, it's amazing. The only thing is I'm dying for more "The Host" fan fics. There aren't enough for me to read! Ahhh! Help? Anyone?
Music:
Billy Joel: We Didn't Start the Fire, Piano Man, Uptown Girl, For the Longest Time, It's Still Rock 'n Roll to Me, You May Be Right, Only the Good Die Young
Aerosmith: Dream On, Sweet Emotion, Love In An Elevator, Walk This Way
Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down, This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Dance, Dance,
We the Kings: Check Yes Juliet, Secret Valentine, Skyway Avenue, The Quiet, Don't Speak Liar, All Again For You, August Is Over
Panic! At the Disco: I Write Sins, Not Tragedies, Camisado, The Only Difference Between Suicide and Martyrdom is Press Coverage, Time to Dance, London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines, Build God, Then We'll Talk, I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
Boys Like Girls: Heels Over Head, Thunder, Hero/Heroine, Great Escape, Five Minutes to Midnight, Dance Hall Drug, Broken Man
Elton John: Benny and the Jets, Rocket Man, Crocodile Rock
Linkin Park: Numb, In the End, Papercut, Don't Stay
Jonas Brothers: Play My Music, Year 3000, SOS, When You Look Me In the Eyes
Regina Spektor: Ghost of Corporate Future, Braille, Buildings, On the Radio, Us, Samson, Fidelity
Switchfoot: Dare You To Move, Ammunition, Gone, Adding to the Noise, Oh! Gravity, American Dream, Meant to Live, This Is Your LIfe, More Than Fine, Redemption, The Beautiful Letdown, On Fire, Twenty-Four
Guitar Hero Songs: Rock 'n Roll All Nite by Kiss, Mississippi Queen by Mountain, Paint It Black by the Rolling Stones, The Metal by Tenacious D, Before I Forget by Slipknot, Ballroom Blitz by Sweet, I Love Rock 'n Roll by Joanne Jett and the Blackhearts, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns 'N Roses, The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band, Knights of Cydonia by Muse, Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson, Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar, Talk Dirty to Me by Poison, and Synchronicity II by The Police.
Other Random Songs: "All The Small Things" by Blink 182, "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American Rejects, "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon, "Shake It" by Metro Station, "Coffeeshop Soundtrack" by All Time Low, "Move Along" by the All-American Rejects, "Six Feet Under the Stars" by All Time Low, "All the Young Dudes" by Mott the Hoople, "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick, "Surrender" by Cheap Trick, "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats, "Stigmatized" by The Calling, "I Wasn't Prepared" by Eisley, "Papercut" by Linkin Park, "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis, "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against the Machine, "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine, "Say Goodbye" by Chris Brown, "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child, "Carry On My Wayward Son" by Kansas, "Smoke On the Water" by Deep Purple, "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult, "Crazy On You" by Heart
Movies:
World Trade Center, Juno, Sixteen Candles, Back to the Future 1, 2, and 3, Harry Potter (all of them), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fever Pitch, 13 Going on 30, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Spiderman, Superman Returns, Bend It Like Beckham, Vantage Point, I Am Legend, Iron Man, You Don't Mess With the Zohan, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, John Tucker Must Die, Man of the Year, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Night at the Museum, Unaccompanied Minors, Finding Nemo, Lilo and Stitch, Agent Cody Banks, Agent Cody Banks 2, The Day After Tomorrow, The Mummy, Dudley Do-Right, Take the Lead, Wall-E (so amazingly cute!), Hancock
TV Shows:
Grey's Anatomy, House, M.D., 24, Jeopardy, American Idol, High Q, Bones
Quotes:
"If any boy ever wants to win me over, all he has to do is buy me a Nerd Rope, and I'm his!" -me
"I used to camp outside the laundry room at night with a plastic sword because I was convinced that evil sock companies stole socks back." -Sam
"My tumb is nongue!" -Annemarie
"We have a lot in common on that front. We both attract psychos and emo kids." -Will
"Me: He took my chastity ring from me!
Sam: LMAO! HE STOLE YOUR CHASTITY!"
"Annemarie: Who are you blaming it on?
Teya: I don't know... Mary... or Clay!
Annemarie: Clay?
Teya: Aiken
Annemarie: Oh, right, because of KK's huge crush on him.
Me: I have a crush on Clay Aiken? Since when??"
"Annemarie: LOL gay does not mean you're a hermafrodite.
Does that have a 'ph' in it?
Me: yeah.
It's hermaphrodite."
"Teya, lock her up until the scary obsession dreams go away." -Annemarie
"Ching chong ching! I am the China man!" -Will
"HEEEE'SSS RRRREEEAAALLL!!" -Marcella, repeated line
"Ello demon child." -Will
"Damn the commas to bloody hell." -Will
"I think a Clara is a total retard who should be put in the town square and shot. But that's just the plural version." -Joe
"Too hot to handle! THTH!" -Josh
"Hey, how would you like to be forcibly ordained?" -Jessica and me
"No! Celibacy, bad, celibacy, bad!" -John
"So Pete and Matt both become priests. Pete becomes laicized and moved to Vegas to run a casino and prostitution ring while Matt goes on to become Pope." -my religion teacher
"Me: Choo chee!
Josh: Hey! It's Guatemala to you!"
"(at a restaurant)
Greg: Let's make a toast to our friendship.
(all of us toast and take a sip)
(Will makes a face; his Coke has salt in it)
Will: Ugh, I should've known something was wrong when you made that stupid toast.
Greg: I know. To our friendship? Why would I toast to something stupid like that?"
"I don't know. The archbishop can be sneaky. So if you're around him and he looks mischievous, I'd be careful, Pete and Matt." -my religion teacher
"Justin: I pick the pink power ranger!
Ms. Pierce: Yeah, I think a lot of people expected you to pick that, Justin."
"Now I am the bulldozer and you are the angry protestor." -Josh
"Don't worry, I have a lamp." -Jessica
"I could have an entire civilization on the tip of my fum." -Lee
"You cracked up like an egg!" -me
"Please tell me they're not doing the McNasty in there!" -Teya
"Me: Shamu!
Sam: ...did you just call me a killer whale?
Me: I meant the killer part!
Sarah: I love you.
"Annemarie: I love you.
Me: Sorry, I don't roll that way.
Annemarie: Well, I don't know. We did sleep in the same bed last night."
"Do you feel left out among the people inside your head?" -Lee
"Do you dream of naked trees wearing pink scarves?" -Lee
"Me: The name Marla makes me think of a fat woman.
Jessica: In a bikini.
Ian: Marla's a boy.
Jessica and me: WHAT?"
"Me: Look, Dad! A cat!
Dad: That's a newspaper.
Me: Oh."
"Me: Why are you so hyper?
Josh: I had cheese today.
Me: You get hyper off of cheese?"
"I feel like a hobo." -Jessica
"Does that say 'choking a hobo'?" -Annemarie
"When I write my will, I'm going to keep it in my underwear." -Jonathan
"Male model!" Megan, repeated line.
"Your birthday's in three days... no, four... no, two!" -Teya
"I'm going out with your brother... I mean, I'm going outside with your brother!" -me
"The baby girl with the flaxen hair..." -Sam
"I have grass up my nose!" -me
"You got EGG in my SHOE!" -me
"Go back to Russia, you stupid clam fisherman!" -me, repeated line.
"Go back to Novgrod!" -me, repeated line.
"I attacked the keyboard with my face." -Will
"Will: Russia has no clams!
Me: It does too! Clams have the right to live wherever they want!"
"I CHOMP YOU!" -Sarah
"Me: What does forsooth even mean?
Will: Oh, it's one more than three sooth and one less than five sooth."
"It won't let me type in 'Hey, Jude'. It keeps changing 'Jude' to 'nude'!" -Alex G.
"The door opened for me because I'm beautiful." -Alex D.
"Uh-MAZ-ing." -Phuong, repeated line.
"Yeah, I had to get an ultrasound. And I was all like, 'What the heck am I doing here? This is for pregnant women!'" -me
"So, the ultrasound tech took forever to find my left ovary. And, of course, I was thinking, 'Oh my God. What if I don't have a left ovary? What if I'm some sort of mutated freak!'" -me
"Don't die, rubber ducky!" -Danny
"My brother said it freaks the attendants out if you pretend to be dead when the ride is over." -Brittany
"How can you be that ugly and not know that Steven Tyler's your father?" -my uncle
"Thanks for lying to me." -Josh
"Oh my gosh! This is insect porn!" -me
"I was on a sightseeing cruise once, and we saw another boat full of naked people." -Alex R.
"Annemarie: You're going to marry Gino Finn!
Me: Gino Finn's becoming a priest, you idiot!"
"Did you hear about that baseball player with the testicular fracture?" -my dad
"We'll work together, for once. We can be the Rankees. Or the Yed Sox." -Josh
"Is it hard to wear a skirt?" -Matt
"The kids at Math Counts were much nerdier this year! They brought sprays to clean their binders with!" -Josh
"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS!" -my religion teacher
"(on a huge roller coaster)
Jessica: Look, look, how high we are! I can see the highway from here! Look at all the little people!
Me: I'm going to kill you, Jessica. I'm going to strangle you, feed you to pirahna, bury you, then dig you up and kill you again!"
"What am I doing here? Why do I do this to myself? What kind of dangerous situations do I put myself in?" -Beverly, on another roller coaster
"(on the same huge roller coaster)
Clara: Don't tell me when we're going to drop. (she has her eyes closed)
Ian: Clara... we're going to drop now.
Clara: NO, IAN, DON'T TELL ME THAT!"
"(waiting in line for the huge coaster)
Me: I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
Ian: Don't worry. It's only a 161 foot drop at an 86 degree angle. You'll be fine."
"Crazy incest dance!" -my English teacher
"Clara: You and Haldo are like bugs and a fish.
Me: ...what?!
Clara: I meant that in a good way."
"You know, both you and my next patient are de-bands, and you guys picked the same retainers! It's almost like you guys were meant to be! He could be your love interest!" -my orthodontist
"Now that's good stuff." -random guy
"It's like Facebook or MySpace for emo people!" -me
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