i apologize ahead for the bad grammar in this profile, if any one feels the need, please go right ahead and use a grammar spork and gouge your eyes out.

hello
my names are bliar, blair and the hungry one. . . not necessarily in that order.

i'm a girl.

continuing on:

if you don't know what a kelpie is the wikipedia link is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie. Although, honestly, if you're enough of a Harry Potter fan to read fanfiction, you should at least have read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

i like sugar i have many sugar packets hidden throughout my room

it has also been discovered i read and talk too much, as said by a friend of mine, once upon a midnight dreary while i was reading sad harry/cedric fics that i knew were going to end in total angst and tears, " Blonde hair, blue eyed girl listens to slightly tanner green eyed girl about fanfictions, will the pages keep turning or light on fire and forever end?"

I just found a Lord Voldemort/ Luna Lovegood pairing. I'm rather shocked. I'm not gonna knock anything 'till i try it but random much?

DID YOU HEAR? Dumbledore is gay! WOOT!

Alrighty, i am officially updating my profile, woot! clear out the cobwebs! and the date is in October o' 2007/. so i love fanfics for

first and foremost, my second love- Harry Potter, most pairings welcome, though not all, and crossovers are good too

Lessee always Ouran Host Club, Saiyuki, my first love Inuyasha, Spirited Away, Azumanga Daioh (anyone out there who thinks Sakaki and Chiyo should end up together ?), Hana-Kimi, Witch Hunter Robin, Paradise Kiss, FLCL, Zelda . . .

Not forgetting fics pertaining to series by Holly Black and Tamora Peirce, Wicked

And any thing ranging from Serenity/Firefly, Dead Like Me, Buffy, a few Underworld, to Aladdin, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Mulan.

Plus some random Batman, X-Men, Beetlejuice, Teen Titans, Pirates of the Caribbean. You know, stuff like that.

Regarding a Girl's Shape, i am making it better and rewriting and all that junk, but it may take me awhile and i apologize for the long wait and if you have to blame something blame AP classes and my lack of dedication to homework that causes me to do everything last minute.

Oh, and if you like my fics and want to read more of my writing, i also have an acount on fictionpress.com, which is also under Kelpie Green. So check it out. And review. I'm practically drowning from no reviews.

you kow what else? I've been reading "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" a book on punctuation, odd i know, and now, whenever i read anything, including, and most especially, my own profile, i see bad grammar everywhere. I feel horrified, but i'm to lazy to actively go on and fix it . . . i suppose i'll just have to gouge my eyes out with a grammar spork, or hit myself with the Divine Crowbar of Justice . . . if i'm not to lazy to find that too.

dammit it's true. . . i read too much . . . now what do i do? food? will food help? yes, food and more fanfiction reading . . . yes yes, it

will have to do. . . but what to eat . . . its hard to decide what one wants to eat at one in the morning . . . i wonder. . .

hmmmmmm. . . off to get peanut butter, pickles, ice cream, and apple sauce! and don't forget these words of wisdom folks

don't take an extra period your sophmore year

if you don't like science, honors chem is not for you

communism is bad for your eyes

never go up against a sicilian when death is on the line

and. . .

one tequilla! two tequilla! three tequilla! floor!