I'm sorry folks, but it appears that I've discovered there is life after Fanfiction.
Thanks to everyone and anyone who every reviewed, sent a PM, responded to a review, or read my stuff.
Keep writing. How else can we keep reading?
The Reason Why I Started Here (A.k.a. my Fics):
Sold to the Devil: The Flying Dutchman is a thing of legend to most, a hellish purgatory, a pirate's greatest fear apart from the finality of the gallows. But for one, betrayed into Jones' service, living without a heart may be her last chance to start over. Chapters: 29. Reviews: 269. Not Likely to Ever Be Completed.
Blue Silk Ribbon: There's been many a song sung to preserve the legend of Davy Jones. But none quite like this... Oneshot. Reviews: 12.
A Sparrow Decides to Sing: A young Bill Turner accompanies his Captain to the tavern. Once the rum begins to flow, Jack decides Bill needs a suitable pirate name. Bill isn't quite comfortable with what is first suggested... Oneshot. Reviews: 4.
A Walk on the Beach: William and Elizabeth arrive on the shore of a deserted island... but they may have picked the wrong one. Oneshot. Reviews: 4.
What Bootstrap Should Have Done: A marriage interupted, or Fate intervenes...? Bootstrap has a slight problem with his son getting married. Oneshot. Reviews: 12.
The Saint Dane Stalkings: Based on actual events, however crazy. Inspired by a friend's overzealous imagination, a few very odd dreams, and a rather disturbing coincedence. Oneshot. Reviews: 7.
Historically Incorrect Holidays: A Random Collaberation of Holidays for the pirates, none of them historically accurate. Beckett bashing and Flying Dutchman fluff. And a crazed Holiday Faerie. Much fun ensues. Chapters: 9. Reviews: 45. Discontinued.
Unfortunately, this one was an attempt at humor - which, as all attempts at humor are - was not very funny or particularly well-written. Thanks to all those wonderful people who reviewed, despite that fact.
Of Sea and Sky: They were two lost souls, brought together by the agony of their hearts. His had been broken. And she had caused the breaking of another's. Chapters: 4. Reviews: 17. Discontinued.
Another fic which I likely shouldn't have begun. A sort of Harlequin romance, as my mother described a rough draft. Never again... Thanks to everyone who reviewed that one as well. Such kindness is always appreciated.
If My Friend Were a Traveller: There are usually only two flumes per territory, so the Travelers have observed. An exception would be the third one on Second Earth, the one that happens to occupy the hallway closet of a Canadian teenager... Chapters: 2. Reviews: 6. Discontinued.
Again, an attempt at humor that just wasn't going anywhere. Thanks for those who supported it, nevertheless.
Now for the "if you've ever..." section. Yay. (note the enthusiasm)
If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you've ever tripped on air, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked straight into a screen door, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever come to conclusion after reading these that there are some pretty damn clumsy people out there, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy this in your profile. Particularly if you were the only one in that room.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this in your profile.
If you know some who has actually been run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice-versa, copy this in your profile.
If, for no reason, you laughed during a part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy this in your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane best friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversaton, copy and paste this in your profile.
I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is afraid of you because of its effect, copy this in your profile. (thank you Pirates!)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted one of these into your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If, while watching Return of the King, you were amongst those who shouted: "Look out for the big spider, Frodo!" copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been flamed, sporked, insulted, ridiculed, laughed at, pointed at, abused, mocked, or emotionally damaged... BUT managed to get on with your life, pat yourself on the back and copy and paste this in your profile.
If you were one of those who memorized the 'V Speech' after watching V for Vendetta, and to this day can STILL quote it word for word, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're one of those people who thinks the true hero of the LotR movies is the moth, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of the teenage population do not question uncited statistics. If you are part of the two percent that do, copy this in your profile
If you know for a fact that someone has copied and pasted something from your profile into their profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever made up one these, copy and paste this in your profile.
I like to smile. If you like to smile too, copy and paste this in your profile. :D
If you agree that today's country music is really just watered down pop music with Hallmark greeting card lyrics, copy this into your profile. (from East Coastie1500)
If you have ever gone so insane your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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