Okay, I'm not one for bios, The last little bio paragraph I had up here was crap, and I usually don't know what to write for bios...It sucks, really. So, just enjoy what I have now (which is, sadly, very, very little)!

11/7/08- Wow, I haven't been on in a while... Geez. Anyway, after watching TFA, I'm motivated to write some more FanFic! Wheeee... Let's get crackin'! I have a new story idea, my bio got a little revamp (stress the "little" part), and I'm ready to write about...STUFF!

Favorite Transformers: Ironhide, Shockwave, Starscream, Skywarp, Jazz, and as of recently, TFA Swindle, TFA Blitzwing, and TFA Prowl...

STORIES:

The Heresy of Rain
Transformers Fanfic, post-2007 movie verse.
Rated T for thematic elements and descriptive violence, CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION DUE TO REWRITING. Alright, so I've been told that the main (original)character of this storyline, Ibis, is a Mary-Sue. Quite frankly, that is the truth. Instead of altering a few things, I'm completely starting from scratch. The gist of the story will basically be the same, but other than that, what I was going to post will be completely different. There will a few other OCs amongst other changes. Even though I've only posted three chapters of The Heresy of Rain, I already have about eighty percent of it written out: restarting the story from scratch is the best way to go. Currently on hiatus.

The Wreckage
Transformers Fanfic, G1, between the end of season two and the Original Movie.
Rated T for descriptive violence. The Wreckage is a clan of rogue mechs and femmes that have been brought back to life by the mysterious mech Maelstrom. When The Wreckage's Energon supply becomes dangerously low, Maelstrom sends two femmes-- Whiteout, The Wreckage second-in-command, and Blackdance, a Wreck Thief-- out to retrieve one million Energon cubes. Things seem to start out well until the pair is caught by the Decepticon forces... The prologue is being rewritten; working on chapter one.

Lake of Ice
Transformers FanFic, TFA, after "A Bridge Too Close".
The DPD is finally having their next police auction, where they're selling Swindle for spare parts. However, a private company known as Antenora Robotics bought Swindle whole, only to be broken down anyway in Antenora's main laboratory. Swindle bargains his way out (ironically) with the robot assigned to deactivate and disassemble him, but he doesn't agree with her price: to take her with him out of the mysterious--and seemingly hellish--Antenora. Coming soon!

CHARACTERS:

Blackdance- A Decepticon Seeker drone who was deactivated in battle and was reborn as a Wreck Thief. She hates those who are arrogant and believes that the war between Autobots and Decepticons is a waste of time and energy. She always hopes for the best when it comes to her work; if she is caught stealing, she considers herself a failure. Blackdance is one of the homeliest femmes in the Wreckage, and is only liked by the mech Snapsands. The Wreckage.

Whiteout- The second-in-command of The Wreckage. Although she is the most attractive femme, she is also the most vile, petty, selfish, self-centered, dim-witted, vain, nasty of the femmes in The Wreckage. Along with the position of second-in-command (which no one is sure who she managed to get it), she is also is Maelstrom's mistress. She and Blackdance share a mutual hatred for one another. The Wreckage.

Snapsands- A kind but strong member of The Wreckage. He, like Whiteout, is one of the few robots that can keep the volatile Maelstrom calm and is often seen telling him to keep his cool. Snapsands has a gargantuan crush on Blackdance. The Wreckage.

Maelstrom- The mysterious, ill-tempered leader of the Wreckage. Not much is known about him or his ability to resurrect deactivated Cybertronians... The Wreckage.

Ugolino- A Terran-made femme who was built by Antenora Robotics. She is quiet, thoughtful, and is often chastised by Antenora staff for constantly daydreaming. She despises living in their cold lab, assimilating machines day in and day out, and wishes to experience something more than the dark corridors of Antenora. She is often mistaken for a mech because of her designation and frame. Lake of Ice. (Femme on avatar)

Isolde & Ruggieri- Two femmes who share nearly the same design as Ugolino but with minor changes; they are Ugo's "little sisters" of sorts. They are obnoxious and childish, but they are not scrupulous like their senior model and they enjoy seeing other machines miserable, including Ugolino. Lake of Ice.

"We at artillery command do not believe we are God; we simply borrowed his 'smite' button."

"You monster! What did you do t' Gears? Y'-Ya turned him NICE!!"-Ironhide

"Feeeed me, Seymour, feeeeeed me!"- Audrey II

"Captain, take cover! A samurai's after me!"-Sulu

"Put your kidneys into it!"- Ben Cline

"Because the good guys always win."-L

"Repeat after me: This land is...THIS LAND IS MADE OF...LOVE AND PEACE!"-Vash The Stampede

"Oh no, Yukito's flying like a leaf autumn wind."-Misuzu

"You're nothing, earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!"-Zim

Happiness is like peeing your pants; evreyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. :)

"Maybe I really am a ghost!"-Starscream