What’s this? O.o Why, a missive from my next destination, Teh University of California: Yuri, of course! >:D I shall a-open it! 8)

Dear Aurora of Crescent:

With the assignment of roommates soon to take place here at the University of California: Yuri, the Department of Student Housing would again like to remind future residents what is NOT allowed in our residence halls. The follow is banned, unless specifically supervised by a professor:

There shall be no lemons and there shall be no limes. There will be no PWP or SI. OneShots, TwoShots, and LongShots alike shall be henceforth disbanded, or the perpetrators shall be DeadShot. Should one attempt to formulate a Mary-Sue on these premises, there shall be Character Death, and it sure won’t be canon. AU, OC, and OOC regulations can be viewed at various points on campus, including the weblary and plotting lounges, which are for mouse-potatoes ONLY you old-fashioned book junkies!

Furthermore, we should like to emphasize that plot bunnies are NOT allowed in the dorms, thank you very much, and we also request the more violent ones be kept on a leash at all times—not to be confused with them having you on a leash—with ball-and-chain devices to be used at their ‘owner’s’ discretion. While burning Mary-Sues at the stake, please be respectful of the fire code and do so no less than five hundred feet from the nearest University structure.

OTPs are, of course, under heavy scrutiny due to what happened Last Time, but do recall that OT3s are, ahem, discouraged. TWT is in direct violation of all sources of logic, and therefore has been eliminated from all dorm activity rosters, but WAFF is still legit for the timing being.

That being said, we also know that all these things shall occur anyway, and look forward to prosecuting you dutifully when your various crimes do, indeed, occur. Therefore, we again welcome you to UCY, and bade you enlist a psychoanalyst for the next four years of you miserable life.

Regards,

The Board of Random People

Why, it’s like they think I’m going to do something horrible and unfortunate! (Quickly snuffs out dynamite stick) …So, when’s the toga fiesta!? To-ga! To-ga! To-ga! X.X

Note: There’s a really great glossary of fan fiction terms on Wikipedia if you’re interested! :P Ah, Wikipedia… is there anything you can’t do? (Swoons)

((Look, we're noteworthy! O.o http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_fiction_terminology#AU.2FAT.2FAR.2FAH))

Hey, it’s like introducing yourself to your new classmates! If we accept this premise, I shall react in the following way:

Teh Name:

؁Aurora, homies. O.o

Teh Location: Crescent City, California

؁Ooo, this sounds suspiciously stalker-ish… Ah, what the hell! People are always trying to get away from me, so, shit, I’ll take what I can get! >:D

Teh Profession: Student

؁High-tech, low-key, and under the radar—but a student none the less. D:

Teh College: First-time freshmen, college class of 2013: guilty as charged! -o-

-Teh University of California: Yuri (UCY)

؁I started my next round of 4-year torture in the Fall of ‘09… I dunno, I guess They don’t think I suffered enough in round one… WHY MUST I BE PERSECUTED!? T-T

Teh Age: 18. Too young to gamble, but just old enough to be held responsible for myself. Where’s the justice in that? X.X

؁That amusing age when you’ve got to watch your ass just enough not to get a record, but no so much that you fail to amuse yourself by giving other people a record! XD

Teh Fandoms: I’ve got a foot on every base around, I’m telling you! :P Yuri, yaoi, straight: you just can’t control me. O.o

-Mai Otome

-Harry Potter

-CSI (Las Vegas, New York, Miami)

-Avatar: The Last Airbender

Teh Pairings:

-MaiNat ((Mai Tokiha/Natsuki Kruger)) Clearly the only reason I bother to wake up in the morning at all, I love this pairing more than anything else in the fandom! XD Mai and Natsuki are so sexy together, and it should be a crime punishable by law that there aren’t more MaiNat fics out there! >:O

-Kruga ((Natsuki Kruger/Kuga Natsuki)) I haven’t quite sold it to myself to the point where I can angle it just right to post a fic about it, but I’m getting dangerously close! The symptoms are already creeping up… daydreaming, building off my whim-based oneshots, AMVs on YouTube… Yes, there’s no saving me now. Please—really, please—don’t try.

That Which Pisses Me Off:

-Natsuki being masculinized in any way, shape or form

-Fics making Shizuru the 'innocent victim'

-Sony not getting their shit together

-People that talk about themselves without pause for five hours straight

-Fics with good plots and zero grammatical accuracy

- Fics with bad plots and excellent grammatical accuracy

-FF.net’s shameless full-screen advertising every five goddamn seconds

That Which I Would Like To See More Of:

-Natsuki Kruger

-MaiNat fanfics/fanart

-The phrase ‘my Natsuki’

-100 Percent Sugar in my possession

-A Yuri Appreciation holiday

My list of important information is as follows (and this all happened on the internet! XD):

Fan-boys: 13

Fan-girls: 22

Random Marriage Proposals to Me: 17

Number of Times I’ve Handcuffed Other People to Kinky Objects (including to other people): 28

Number of Times I’ve Been Handcuffed to Kinky Objects (including to other people): 37

Attempted Assassinations on my person (that I know of): 29

Assassinations that I’ve attempted: 55

Failed hostile takeovers: 25

Successful hostile takeovers: 11

Story Status:

Say It Again : (11/2/09) A very belated chapter 4 to you! I don’t have the energy left for cutesy sarcasm though, so it’s a quick breather and onto chapter 5! …Or this computer science project. Whatever strikes first. X.X

Sincerely Most,

؏Aurora؁

PMs about absolutely anything are always welcomed—within reason. O.0 Messages about my active story are the best! Random PMs are also lots of fun because I love making friends with others on the fandoms :D So write me, lol! (Cue hysterical laughter) I have no one to talk to and it’s screwing with my head!

OMG, it's YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/user/VanillaSlash (Note: I am a fanatic when it comes to making yuri AMVs! XD I have a handfull up there for Mai HiME/Otome with no off switch in sight!)

OMG, it's deviantart! http://vanillaslash.deviantart.com/ (Note: If you draw me a Kruger/Kuga picture and show it to me here, you will never be able to get rid of me. I will follow you around forever 0.o)

OMG, it's LiveJournal! http://vanillaslash.livejournal.com/ (Note: I can't figure out how to get the stupid thing to work, so nothing's really on there. D:)

OMG, it's my website! http://vanillaslash.webs.com/ (Note: Incidentally, this site also contains the fic Mai Otome: Series in Seconds (since it was deleted by fanfiction.net) and a comprehensive chart of when I plan to update! Or, it will... it will... >:D)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.