Hey, I'm Vanilla and I'm a Slasher, mostly, but I can appreciate a good straight story if it’s got a good plot! My reading credentials are:
Harry Potter ((I’m almost strictly slash for this category, but I’ve been known to read a few ffs with no pairing and centrals on Harry. I follow the books for the ffs though, okay? I’m a hater when it comes to the movies. Daniel Radcliff is a stripper and Tom Felton wishes he had hair. So, in conclusion, J.K.R. got a crap load of cash for letting The Man shoot the movie, and the rest of us got to see the guy playing Harry Potter strip in a play shortly thereafter.))
Harry/Cedric: You’re an idiot if you don’t read A Lack of Color and you’re a CH fan. It’s just soooo cute! :D ((As if anyone I know on this site has an innocent mind anymore -_-)). WIP. Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory… but are these feelings enough to prevent the tragic ending we all know? HarryCedric SLASH
Harry/Tom: YES! >:O What of it!? They’re hot together! XD However, my pick contains a hell-of-a-lot-of angst, so it’s probably not for everyone. I re-read it ((it’s complete now)) when I’m feeling angsty T_T It’s called Unintentionally Yours, and though it’s one of the most brilliant pieces I’ve ever read, it’s also one of the most explicit. What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry/Sirius: Not yes: HELL YES! >:D Time travel works best in this coupling… So, coincidentally, my suggestion for you is Blue Moon, an ff that hurdles Harry back in time to the younger Sirius! Everyone: AWWW! Harry accidentally goes back in time, to meet with the man he loves, only the younger and more suicidal version. SxH Better than you might think. R&R!
Harry/Draco: Friggin’ duh, man! Who can resist the two leaders of the feuding houses? Not to mention how beautifully constructed their characters are in Veela Inheritance Problems! Veela!Draco and cute!Harry are so hot and we all know it, so get yourself some today! XD The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
CSI ((I’m such a sucker for any ff involving Catherine Willows. She’s the hottest character on CSI, let’s all just cut the crap. Also, I cheered when Sara left. I felt that it was owed to me when she didn’t die in the Living/Dead Doll episodes. While I’m on the subject, I’d like to put forth that SARA IS A HATER! So, yeah.))
Catherine/Sara: Together I can take it, but if it’s an ff about Sara alone or Sara with someone else, I scream. So, let’s talk about The Journey of a Lifetime. Cool ff, really. It’s got a good length, I liked the plot, and Sara was completely tolerable the entire ride! A tragedy in Sara's life changes her relationship with Catherine in an instant and starts them on a journey that will take the rest of their lives. Catherine's POV.
Catherine/Grissom: Okay, this is the reason I can claim to be into straight ffs, too. This pairing just works. Nobody hate; just acknowledge. Zwischenzug. Read it, or be a four-sided parallelogram. “Zwischenzug”: a chess move made to play for time. GCR Ch21: “It was always drugs, women and this: the top three of things Eddie and Catherine argued about.”
Lord of the Flies ((ZOMG, its Boys Gone Wild! XDD You know, I actually read this book in 10th grade… We had to write an additional chapter for the end of the book for a final grade. I was totally stumped for, like, ten minutes. I was about to just say, “screw it,” and launch into a total yaoi sex scene on Mrs. Cummings’ (
Avatar: The Last Airbender ((AzulaXKatara all the way! Oh, and maybe Aang should start thinking about locating the nearest cliff and jumping off, because he’s so not getting with Katara in this lifetime! :P Or the next one, either, because after AzulaXKatara comes KataraXToph. You know what, maybe Aang should go get stuck in some ice for a few more centuries… My schedule for Katara is starting to look pretty full…))
His Dark Materials ((Ya know, there’s actually a funny bit of history behind this one. My teacher in elementary school—my Private, CATHOLIC elementary school—made my class read this in fifth grade… It’s pretty much preaching Atheism, but hey! Who gives a crap! I read the first book, the second book, and the third book, and look how I turned out! :D Oh, and there’s hints of incest, bestiality, homosexuality, and God (
Static Shock ((Super-hot guys with super-cool powers in super-tight outfits? HELL YEAH I’M IN! RichieXVirgil forever! Oh, and FrancisXVirgilXRichie, too. Yeah, I’m hard core 0.o))
The Suit Life of Zack and Cody ((Twincest here. Don’t like it, than I suggest you never visit --! XD Voice: (cringes) I so had to bleep that out. We’d be arrested for disparagement, otherwise 0.o Really? Huh… Voice: Yeah, I hear the -- people are pretty touchy about that sort of thing. …Hehe! XDD Voice: (flushes) NOT LIKE THAT, PERVERT! (Whacks Vanilla Slash with a wooden spoon) Ouch! Internal abuse! T_T)),
Strawberry Panic! ((Shizuma rocks! I break for her and Miyuki anytime! ;D WTF was with the writers not making them a couple!? It’s always about Nagisa, huh? Well, you know what I say to that? BULLSHIT! Its clearly all bullshit! I mean, we all know that skank, Nagisa, is cheating on Shizuma with that bastard Tamao anyway. So, I figure we can cut the bullshit in half and just let her do whatever the hell she wants and have Shizuma elope with Miyuki in the meantime. It cuts down on the number of aspirin I have to take, anyway.))
Mai-HiME ((I wish death and disease on those that oppose ShizNat… or Natsuki in general. Natsuki is cool in Mia HiMe, and completely gorgeous in Mia Otome! (Swoons) Shizuru’s teasing of Natsuki is so cute! Especially when she gets that pretty blush from Natsuki! (Giggles) Oh! And in Mai Otome, I feel compelled to point out, when Tomoe kissed (and probably more-ed) Shizuru: that was totally the writers having one big jerk-off session right in front of us. They didn’t even try to be subtle about it, either, since later, when Shizuru and Natsuki are reunited, there’s that flashback with Shizuru and Tomoe surrounded by—er—bedroom paraphernalia… So, that was bullshit. Oh! And what’s with everyone trying to pants Natsuki in the first place, huh!? In Mai HiME and in Mai Otome, Natsuki keeps getting pantsed! WTF!? Why do the writers hate!? IT’S ALL BULLSHIT!))
Shizuru/Natsuki: You will die alone and empty inside if you do not read Keeping her on a Leash. Exactly what the title suggests. Natsuki makes a bet with Shizuru, and wins - but what's more interesting are the stakes. Kaichou-san has to go to school with an extra accessory around her neck now.
Screw the rules! Here’s another pick for Shizuru/Natsuki: Oneesama is the cutest thing you will every read in your pointless life. People claim it’s short. I claim these people should go get high off a burnt out light bulb. Otome Shiznat. In their years at Garderobe, Shizuru and Natsuki must come to understand just who they are and the roles they'll play in each other's lives.
...And again! Shizuru/Natsuki: OMG, Silence of the Himes is a horror/romance story! There’s, like, three sequels or something, and I hereby revoke your ShizNat license if you don’t read them all!Special Agent Natsuki Kuga is trying to get information on the HIME KILLER, to do so she asks help of the dangerous sociopathic cannibal, Doctor Shizuru Fujino
Sunrise wishes they could make a plot this good! Shizuru/Natsuki: Hokay, so I’m pretty much convinced that Sunrise is in denial about ShizNat, since they insist on not making it as centre-stage as I’d like, so Dents in Her Armor is a healthy alternative. Mai Otome story. Natsuki is having thoughts on changing her life, leading to Shizuru feeling things that she never felt before, like worry over their relationship and jealousy. Will their love survive?
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Introducing: The Slashmogropher
The Slashmogropher comes fully furnished with leather seats and a horn that is fluent in 32 different languages. It attracts all types of slash fan fiction with its ‘come hither’ aura, and is currently on trial for corrupting the masses in all three states. “But what if there are lemons?” you may ask. So, what if there are? The Slashmogropher does not ask “what if,” for when it comes to good slash, talk matters not. Just know that the Slashmogropher is working around the clock to summon down the greatest yuri and yaoi scenes on the net. For you, for me, for all of us. That is dedication.
My E-mail is goddess_of_the_dawn88@yahoo.com, incase you feel the urge to stalk me. I don't check it every day... more like once a week, so don't be mortally offended if you're death threats aren't responded to immediately. I recently got a deviantart.com account, and here's the link: Vanilla Slash's Deviant Art Page. I suck at drawing, but infuriating people with my mockery of the illustration occupation makes my day move along that much smoother. It’s like I’m invading the Earth, though, because I have a YouTube page, too! XD I’m VanillaSlash over there, so come comment me if you’ve got a sec! ;)
I simply must add this last thing:
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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