W007! Thou hast found thee! Now I shall tell you as little information as I can, kuz if I told you everything I would become paranoid and believe you to become a stalker of mine which I really don't want to happen considering that it has happened before and the experience was not fun! (Takes a breath) Now, onward!

(Attempting the 20 Fox Century theme )

Dun-da-da-da

Da-dun-da-dun-da-da-da-dun-da-dun-da-da-da

(Symbols clash)

Da-na-na-na

Dun-da-da-da

Da-na-na-na

Dun-da-da-da

Da-na-na-na

Da-dun-da da!!

(XD Couldn't resist.)

Name- J-Fox or Trix. But...I guess, if you wanted though not recommended, call me by my formal name Jinxed Fox.

Age- I was born in 1992. I'll let you handle the math. n_n

Gender- If you can't tell by the name...then I guess you're S.O.L.

Random (if not creepy) info-

I enjoy reading. It's my passion next to writing and drawing. I am a much better reader and poem writer than I am a story writer or artist. I am sadistic and masochistic to a point. I hate politics and only enjoy watching them battle things out. Um...I laugh 'til I cry when I see people in movies getting stabbed by weird creatures or psychotic men and/or women. Erm...I like dinosaurs...and, uh...well...I guess that's it? OH! And I am partially schizophrenic. But fear not! (Smiles innocently) I haven't sent anyone to the hospital...yet... XP XD

A Note From Your's Truely-

I have little time to update my stories and I am trying my hardest to get them posted but I have been bombarded with so much school stress that I've had to take a break. -_-;; Not to mention that I have misplaced some of my notebooks containing my stories... (Sighs dramatically) I'm such a lame-o. X_x

(Sings) These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things...

Movies- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers (My alltime fav!), District 9, Aliens, Alien 3, The Dark Knight, Jurassica Park, Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III (XD I love the little dinos!), Detour (A cheap-o horror that made me laugh until I cried), and...um...well, let's see...uh...the Fox and the Hound (Well, there's more, a lot more, but I can't list them all!).

Anime/Manga- Full Metal Alchemist, Anima, MAR, Hands Off!, Zombie Loan, and many more...that I, uh...can't quite...recall at the moment... -_-;; Once again...

T.V. Shows- NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Scare Tactics, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, Ghost Hunters, Ghost Hunters: International, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Universe, Eureka, Special Unit 2, and Threshold.

Books- Uh...no, don't even get me started. You get me started and I can't stop. I have so many fav's that I can't list them and will not list them for fear that I may go a bit over board.

Music- My Chemical Romance, The Used, The Beatles, Queen, STYX, Aerosmith, Metrostation, Disturbed, Armor for Sleep, "Weird" Al Yankovic, and others.

(XD Love this. If I could send this to someone, I would so send this to Starscream. It might actually be useful to him! XP )

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, EmoIndividual , Master of minds,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars,BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, Jinxed Fox

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a chair and apologized to it, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Jinxed Fox

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you HAVE EVER tried to take over the world and not succeeded, then copy and past this to your profile and add your name to the list: Master Of Minds, Jinxed Fox

If you're one of those people who get excited over ONLY 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever caught yourself daydreaming that your favorite cartoon were real, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Jinxed Fox

If you have ever copyed and pasted somthing to your profile- and been proud to do it- Copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" add this to your profile

If you have been on the computer READING fanfiction - not just staring at them - for more than a few hours, copy and paste this to your profle and please add your name to the list: Master of minds, Jinxed Fox

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you have used your locker as your own personal library, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Jinxed Fox

Even when you can't see him, God is there, if you believe that copy and paste this to your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Stereotypes are stupid! If you think so, copy and paste this onto your profile and put in bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I tell PEOPLE OFF,so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Don't Tread On Me - Metallica

Waking Up: Love in the First Degree - Alabama

First Day At School: Sad But True - Metallica

Falling In Love: Life in the Fast Lane - The Eagles (wtf...)

Fight Song: Hunger - Spectre General

Breaking Up: Home - Three Days Grace

Prom night: Oh Father - Baha Men

Life: Cancer - My Chemical Romance

Mental Breakdown: Take A Chance On Me - Abba

Driving: Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi

Flashback: Safe in the Arms of Love - Martina McBride

Getting back together: I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight - Toby Keith

Wedding: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy

Birth of Child: You Don't Mean Anything - Simple Plan (O_o)

Final Battle: Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks

Funeral Song: Let You Down - Three Days Grace

Final Credits: Holding Out for A Hero - Frou Frou

Okay...so this is seriously messed up...
These results were not altered exactly, but I did have to start over since my iPod died on me.

Jurassic Park Quotes:

Dr. Ellie Sattler: We can make it if we run.
Muldoon: No, we can't.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Why not?
Muldoon: Because we are being hunted.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh God.
Muldoon: It's all right.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Like hell it is!

Dr. Alan Grant: Kids! You want to have one of those?
Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child Dr. Grant could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids?
Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...
Dr. Alan Grant: They smell.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: They do not smell.
Dr. Alan Grant: Some of them smell.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, give me a break!
Dr. Alan Grant: Babies smell!

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

John Hammond: There is no doubt that our attractions will drive children out of their minds.
Dr. Alan Grant: What are those?
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey.

Hoodwinked! Quotes:

The Wolf: (receiving a lit stick of dynamite) What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: (pointing at writing on dynamite) Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.

(Twitchy falls from sky)
The Wolf: Twitchy! You scared me!
Twitchy: (speaking very quickly) Hey boss, I called the taped-I beeped you on your beeper. Did you get my beep?
The Wolf: Twitchy, you gotta calm down.
Twitchy: (continues speaking quickly) I got up early and I got the gear I was watching the girl like you told me to, the girl in the red hood.
The Wolf: Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went?
Twitchy: She went past the porcupines and the red bird's tree and the guy with the long beard and now she's up the creek and she sings everywhere she goes. She's like lalalalalalalalalala...
The Wolf: Yeah, yeah, I'm way ahead of you. we gotta find out who she's working for. You got the camera?
Twitchy: The 220x and a photograb with autofocus. Ooo, look at that - come with a 500 millimeter lens. You want the color or black and white?
The Wolf: Doesn't matter.
Twitchy: I brought a flash!
(takes a picture)
The Wolf: Will you put that away? It's covert. No flash!
Twitchy: (takes the flash off) Undercover, got it. Mmm-hm. Nobody sees, nobody knows. Click-click, heh heh!
(grins)
The Wolf: (stares at Twitchy) You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee?
Twitchy: Oh, I don't drink coffee!

Chief Grizzly: Shouldn't you be in school?
Red: Shouldn't I have a lawyer?

Boingo: Oh you best be fearing the ear, baby!

The Wolf: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and then that lemonade ferments and turns into pigswill.

Twitchy: Eezie-Peezie boss, eh, leave it to me!

Back to the Future Quotes:

(1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc)
Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

(talking about the Time Machine)
Marty McFly: (looks through a camcorder) This is uh... This is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium.
Marty McFly: Uh, plutonium? Wait a minute. Are-
(lowers the camcorder)
Marty McFly: Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Hey, hey, hey. Keep rolling. Keep rolling, there.
(Marty raises the camcorder)
Dr. Emmett Brown: No, no, no, no, no. This sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.
Marty McFly: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing full of used pinball machine parts! Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload.

Dr. Emmett Brown: Oh, my God, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty.
Marty McFly: Who? Who?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Who do you think? The Libyans.
Marty McFly: Holy shit!

Marty McFly: What about all that talk about screwing up future events, the space-time continuum?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Well, I figured, what the hell.

Alien 2 Quotes:

!!Some Adult Language!!

Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!

Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.

Ripley: Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?
Gorman: 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round, why?
Ripley: Well, look where your team is. They're right under the primary heat exchangers.
Gorman: So?
Ripley: So, if they fire their weapons in there, won't they rupture the cooling system?
Burke: (interjecting) Ho, ho, ho. Yeah, she's absolutely right.
Gorman: (turns round to Burke) So? So what?
Burke: Look, this whole station is basically a big fusion reactor...
(Gorman turns back to stare, horrified, at the screen)
Burke: ...right? So you're talkin' about a thermonuclear explosion and "Adiós, muchachos."
Gorman: Oh, great. Wonderful. Shit!

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a-a what?
Gorman: A xenomorph.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.

Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

Hicks: Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to eat with the rest of us grunts.
Frost: Boy's definitely got a corncob up his ass.

Vasquez: Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.
Drake: Go, Vasquez. Kick ass.
Vasquez: Anytime, anywhere, man!
Hudson: Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!
Vasquez: Fuck you, man!
Hudson: Anytime, anywhere.

Ripley: How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Gorman: Thirty eight... simulated.
Vasquez: How many combat drops?
Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one.
Drake: Shit.
Hudson: Oh, man...

(a facehugger trapped in a stasis tube tries unsuccessfully to attack Burke)
Hicks: Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!

(Hudson is frantically mowing down aliens)
Hudson: Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!

Hudson: (after the drop ship crash) That's great, this is really fuckin' great, man. Now, what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty shit now, man.
Hicks: (Grabs him by the shirt) Are you finished?
Newt: Guess we're not gonna make it, are we?
Ripley: I'm sorry, Newt.
Newt: Don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault.
Hudson: That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that.
Newt: We gotta get inside. It's gonna be dark soon, and they mostly hunt at night. Mostly.

Alien 3 Quotes:

!!More Adult Language!!

Dillon: You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say fuck that thing! Let's fight it!.

Andrews: This is Rumor Control. Here are the facts!

(all the prisoners call Aaron "85")
Ripley: What's this "eighty-five" thing?
David: A couple of us sneaked a look at his personnel file the day he arrived. It's his IQ.

Morse: (to Ripley) What 85 is trying...
Aaron: (talking at the same time) Don't call me that!
Morse: ...to tell you is that we ain't got no entertainment center, no climate control, no video system, no surveillance, no freezers, no fucking ice cream, no rubbers, no women, no guns. All we got here is shit! Oh, what the hell are we even talkin' to her for? She's the one that brought the fucker. Why don't we just get her head and shove it through the FUCKING WALL!
Dillon: Morse. Why don't you shut the fuck up?

Golic: In an insane world, a sane man must appear insane.

(Ripley is looking for the alien)
Ripley: Don't be afraid, I'm part of the family.

(Dillon saves Ripley from being raped)
Dillon: Take off. I gotta "re-educate" some of the brothers!

(the prisoners hesitate to go against the alien and ask why they can't wait for the company to bring them some guns)
Ripley: Because they won't kill it. They might kill you just for having seen it but they're not gonna kill it.
Aaron: That is crazy! That is horse shit! They will not kill us!
Ripley: When they first heard about this thing, it was "crew expendable". The next time they sent in marines - they were expendable too. What makes you think they're gonna care about a bunch of lifers who found God at the ass-end of space? You really think they're gonna let you interfere with their plans for this thing? They think we're - we're crud. And they don't give a fuck about one friend of yours that's - that's died. Not one.

Dillon: (the alien slashes Dillon's intestines out) Come on! That's all you've got? Is that all that you bite, motherfucker?

Dillon: (the inmates are still reluctant to take on the alien before the rescue teams arrives) Right, Okay, just sit here on your asses. Fine.
Morse: How about if I sit here on my ass?
Dillon: No problem. Oh, I forgot. You're the guy that's made a deal with God to live forever, huh?
(to the others)
Dillon: And all the rest of you pussies, can sit it out too.
(about Ripley)
Dillon: Me and her'll do all the fighting.

(Jude tries to goad the alien into chasing him)
Jude: Yoohoo. Hey, fuckface. Come and get me!

Andrews: We're 25 prisoners in this facility. All double-Y chromos. All thieves, rapists, murderers, child-molesters. All scum. Just because they have taken on religion doesn't make them any less dangerous. I try not to offend their convictions. I don't want to upset the order. I don't want ripples in the water. And I don't want a woman walking around, giving them ideas...
Ripley: I see. For my own personal safety...
Andrews: Exactly...

The Dark Knight:

The Joker: You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.

Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
(laughs)

The Joker: You just couldn't let me go, could you?

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: (laughs) Kill you? I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me.

The Joker: Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?

Bruce Wayne: How will it hold up against dogs?
Lucius Fox: We talking Rottweilers or Chihuahuas? Should do fine against cats.

Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

Transformers Quotes:

Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…
Captain Lennox: I’m gonna count to three.

Bobby Bolivia: A driver don’t pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It’s a mystical bond between man and machine.

Agent Simmons: Alright… Ok. Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid’s Camaro? That’s cool.

Ironhide: (drawing his guns) The parents are very irritating...
Ratchet: (trying to calm him) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.

Ron Witwicky: (drives past a Porsche dealer) I've got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!
(laughs)

Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no, no, no... Hey! That's my car!
(Sam grabs a cellphone and cycle and chases after his car)
Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!

Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow. That's really neat. Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up...
(hands Sam a container and a tissue)
Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs!
Sheriff: What's these?
(shows Sam a bottle of pills)
Sheriff: Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now, a little bit of Mojo...?
Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron Witwicky: You know, a Chihauhua. A little...
Sheriff: (annoyed) What was that?
Sam Witwicky: Hmm?
Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?
(leans over Sam)
Sheriff: Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
Sam Witwicky: (whispers) Are you on drugs?

(Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade)
Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver!
(Bumblebee is heads towards a wall)
Sam Witwicky: (high-pitched scream) Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!

Agent Simmons: What you're about to see is totally classified...
(Project Iceman is reveled: a towering mechanical clossus, imprisoned in a cryogenic chamber)
Keller: Dear God... what is this?
Tom Banachek: We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole our gravitation field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
Agent Simmons: We call him NBE-1.
Sam Witwicky: I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Tom Banachek: He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Agent Simmons: Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1...
(sneers at Sam)
Agent Simmons: That's what we call IT!
Keller: And you didn't think that the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
Tom Banachek: Until these events we had no credible threats to national security.
Keller: Well, you got one now!

Sarah Lennox: (about their baby daughter) She has your laugh.
Captain Lennox: She laughed?
Sarah Lennox: Her first one.
Captain Lennox: Ah... are you sure she didn't just fart?
Sarah Lennox: (laughs) No, she's a lady.

Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!
Manny: What?
Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!

Agent Simmons: Mean little sucker, huh?
Maggie Madsen: That thing is freaky!
Agent Simmons: Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?

Sam Witwicky: (begging his teacher to give him an "A") Look, can you do me a favor-can you look out the window for a second? See my father? He's the guy in the green car? Let me tell you about a dream, a boy's dream, and a man's promise to that boy. He looked him in the eye and said "Son, I' gonna buy you a car, but I want you to bring me two-thousand dollars and three A's." OK, I got the two thousand and two A's. OK, here's the dream. Your B minus? Pfff! Dream gone. Kaput. Sir, just ask yourself... What would Jesus do?

Frenzy: (his head sliced in half by his own disk) Oh, shit!

Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?
(Maggie rubs her forehead)
Glen Whitmann: That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!
(exhibits up empty plate)
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
(Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table...)
Glen Whitmann: (pointing to Maggie) It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!

Judy Witwicky: They've got to get their hands off my bush!

Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

(Lennox urgently calls on a cell phone as his men fight Scorponok)
Captain Lennox: This is an emergency Pentagon call! The Pentagon, do you understand-?
the window behind him explodes
Captain Lennox: I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!
International Operator: bored Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak very clearly into the mouthpiece...
Captain Lennox : I'm in the middle of a war! THis is friggin' ridiculous!

(Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok)
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: YOU'VE GOT LIKE TEN BACK POCKETS!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

International Operator: (on the phone) Also sir have you heard about our world-class premium package...?
Captain Lennox: (fighting Scorponok) NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

Agent Simmons: Ooh. Nokia's are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.
Keller: Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.

Sam Witwicky: This... I can't do it anymore. You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
Judy Witwicky: What?
Sam Witwicky: He's got enough self-esteem issues being a Chihuahua, Mom.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling.

Agent Simmons: I'm gonna lock you up forever!
Mikaela: Oh God, you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he has to get back to guarding the mall.
Agent Simmons: You, in the training bra? Do not test me.

Judy Witwicky: You know, I think that if there really was some kind of... alien infestation... the Government would be the first to tell us.
Ron Witwicky: (fondling Mojo) Yeah... I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky: Yeah, that's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!"

(Bumblebee pours oil over Agent Simmons)
Agent Simmons: HEY! HEEYYY!
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
Agent Simmons: GET THAT THING TO STOP, HUH?

Judy Witwicky: (barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow) Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Ron Witwicky: Judy...
Sam Witwicky: (frantic) Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky: It's okay...
Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy WitwickY: Okay.
Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing...
Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky: (amazed) Happy time?
Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop!
Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.
Sam Witwicky: Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Heads up!
(a water tower falls over)
First Sergeant Donnelly: What the heck was that?
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: (in Spanish) What do you mean, what was that? That thing nearly broke my butt!
First Sergeant Donnelly: (amused, not understanding a word) English, dude, English...

Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Quotes:

(an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road)
Mudflap: Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream...
Skids: Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!

(after slicing Sideways in half)
Sideswipe: Damn, I'm good.

(the Witwicky home is under siege)
Ron Witwicky: What is that?
Sam Witwicky: It's the whole kitchen!

(arriving at Sam's college)
Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, smells like 40,000 a year.

Judy Witwicky: (to Ron) Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.

Sam Witwicky: I just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds. I had a meltdown in the middle of my class. I am seeing symbols ever since I...
Mikaela Banes: Since what?
Sam Witwicky: Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.

Sam Witwicky: (after Bumblebee sprays Alice with fluid) I got Wetnaps. I got Wetnaps for your face!

(spying on Mikaela)
Wheelie: You're hot, but you ain't too bright!

Mikaela Banes: Kiss this, bitch!
(runs Alice over)

(the Twins are presented with new alternate modes)
Skids: Oh, yeah! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Green is mine! I got green!
(does a dance, but Skids tackles and flips him)
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: Ow, that hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass kickin'!

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together...
Galloway: Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me...

Sam Witwicky: Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?
(shows the Twins the symbols he drew)
Skids: That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertronian.
Mudflap: That's some serious stuff, right there.
Sam Witwicky: They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?
Skids: Read?
Mudflap: No. We don't really do much readin'. Not so much.
Sam Witwicky: If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: (the pilot calls for a bailout due to "engine failure". Lennox is prepping Galloway and moves him toward the rear of the plane)
Galloway: Why aren't you wearing your chute?
Major Lennox: Because I have to secure the VIPs first! Ok I want you to listen very carefully, and memorize everything that I say. Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. Ok, are you listening?
Galloway: I can't hear what...
Major Lennox: (slaps Galloway) Stop that!
Galloway: All right, All right
Major Lennox: All right when the pilot chute inflates into the air, it pulls the pin and opens the main. Red's your backup, blue's your primary. I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard!
(Galloway pulls the blue cord)
Major Lennox: Not now, we're on the plane you dumbass!
Galloway: What? NO!
(flies out of the plane as the chute deploys)
Galloway: (Lennox returns toward the front of the plane and rejoins Epps)
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Did he say good-bye?
Major Lennox: No, he didn't say good-bye.

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right
Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
Chief Master Sergeant Epps, Major Lennox: RUUNNN!
makes a break for it as the rain comes

Jetfire: What do you want?
Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky: Earth.
Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...

Jetfire: I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries! My father, why, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! Do you know what he tranformed into?
Agent Simmons: No.
Leo: What?
Jetfire: NOTHING! But he did so with honour! DIGNTITY, damn it!

Jetfire: Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?
Sam Witwicky: The Decepticons.
(Jetfire grimaces and spits)
Jetfire: Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
Sam Witwicky: What do you mean, changed sides?
Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?
Jetfire: If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!

Agent Simmons: (positioned under Devastator on the pyramid to give a position for the rail gun, two wrecking balls are hanging from Devastator's crotch area) I am directly below enemy scrotum.

(last words)
Jetfire: All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now... Optimus, take my parts, and you will have a power you've never known. Fulfill your destiny...!
(rips out his spark)

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.(heheheh well i cant sya i have done it but...there is always time to start!!)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,( Omg i did do this!!)
-You name your green Jeep Hound(never done it..i cant drive yet!!)
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.(that is really bad..my next door naber is a cop...uuuutttooohhhhehehe

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.(earthquake!!)
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.(heheh)
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.( never hated it!!)
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.(yup!!)
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.(what??/that makes no sence)
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.(hehhe woops!!)
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.(just got into them!!

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.(hehheheehhe ummm...woops!!)

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.(hhee got a 16 page letter on how made they whereb heheheh)
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.( well i like all of them...but tf is the best)
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.(nnnoooo...well i try!!)
-You get an Autobot tattoo.(WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!i know i am too yung..but still WHERE!!)
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.(same thing as abve!!)
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.(that is bad...since my mom is an ems..hehe i am soronded!!0
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.(1hour fight with my brother about that one!!)
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.(i have no clue who that is)
-You know each song ever used in TF.(yup...can find them on youtube!!)
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.(hehehehe woops!!)
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.(exacly my point!!thank you sombody understadns!!)
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.(well maby..it would be fun!!)
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.(2hour fight,and concler office for that one hehehehe)(not really!!)
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.(woops!!)
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.(not really)
-You are known as General Jazz.(nope i am know as " girl who know everything about tf!!)
-You call your gun Ironhide.(dont have a gun!!)
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.(kinda...)
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.(i am a girl)
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.( i like carly)
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.(tyr to)
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.( it what??)
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.(exacly!!...be carfu; what u say though..we wouldent want my firend(NOT TORI) to have a "bumblebbe panik atackk!!")
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.(yup...friend mad at that!!)
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.(huumjmmm...maby!!)
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.(nope..only my firneds!!i am evil!!)
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.(i try to!!)
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.(YES!!finnaly sombody sees it from my point of view)
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.(yes!!,though i ant that old!!)
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.(well duuuuhhh!!)
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(tryingsomwhatsuccsding!!)
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.(WHAT OTHER JEEP!!I CANT DRIVE AND WHO WOULD AHVE 2 JEEPS!!)
-You say you are the real Prime.(YUP...CUZ I RULE THE WORLD!!)(just ask tori
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.(hehe that was a hell of a fight!!)
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.(YES!! well beisides my woodshop teacher..he is too funny,adn my ss teacher..he is nicee..my other teachers.i swar r!!)
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.(not yet)
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructiconcons(yup!!)
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.(co,whats!!
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.(yes!!)
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.(my brother is rumble!!..my cosun is frenzy!!)
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.(yes..!!
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”(havent have class persadent yet!!)
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”(n ot yet ..again!!)
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.(what>??)
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.(yup..exacly my thoughts!!)
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.( girl)
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.(hehehe well they got mad and well we doent want to go form there!!)
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.(woops!!hehe)
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.(ya...my cosens where so confused..adn i wouldent tell them abotu it!!)
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.(yup!!)
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.(yup!!)
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.(yup!!)
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.(wow...u really know me!!)
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.( not yet!!)
-You covered your walls with TF pics.(YES..I LOVE DOING THAT!!)
-You call your computer Teletran one.(yyup.."come on teletrane one...you better work!!")
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.(cant find any!!)
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.( i am onky 11,but yes!!)
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.(what??)
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.(ya...my energon is bad)
-You refer soda as Energon as well.(ya..just ahd a can!!lol!!)
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.(ya..here he comes now!!)
-You build a model of the Ark.(t he what ,mic what!!)
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.(again..up above...)
-You then stage battles between your two new models.( dont have any yet!!)
-You want to move to Iacon.(ya...)
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.(hhuuuhhhhh)
-You try to do Circuit-su.(what!!)
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.(yes!!)
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.(oh ya...my friend sgive me wird looks!!)
-You call your soul a spark now.(yup..still ame as above!!)
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.(ya)
-You try to build a space bridge.(dident work so dont try it!!)
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.(he wil kills us allhehehehelolo)
-You want Vector Sigma.(hhuuuhhh)
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.(cant too yunge still!!)
-You join Transformer fanclubs.( trying to!!)
-You own a Transformer related site.( dont know how to make a site!!if anybody knows how..can u teach me!!Plz!!)
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.(no..unforunetly)
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.(no..but i still have them!!)
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.(YES BABY YES!!)
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.(i do...but i cant)
-You want Takaras autograph.(whO??)
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.(...)
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.(no cuz i dient like it then!!i know...really how could i be so stupied!!)
-You saw the movie over 25 times.(YUP!!)
-You read this entire list(i just did..wow i dient know that!!lol!!)
(did not write this)(nope not me!!)

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