((Aya Brea, from Parasite Eve, the original in female-save-the-world-badassery... Respect the old school, biznitches... =.= ))

Name: Ikasury, well here at least, as i've said before i go by many names, such as SadisticElly, LuckyNumber7, TesReso, O'Likuu, and at least twenty others i don't use as much...

Age: Who knows by the next time we meet, 20, as of writing this, but seeing as the year's almost up, that might not hold true for a long while...

Sex: oh god how i wish T.T double-X peeps... and i feel sorry for those that can't figure that out...

Location: look out to sea... who knows, you may just find me...

Occupation: Currently gallivanting the world in order to get a job... starting the day after tomorrow :3

Interests: Anything and Everything, at least what keeps my mind for more then five seconds... and as you can see i love a hells alotta animes, games, shows, etc. etc. etc...

Currently: getting a life...

Availability: no... life currently has me by the reigns... so until i deal with that... well... se la vi

...pyon

...so, since i tried to put up the 'Ika-chan approved Ship-list' and that failed miserably with my computer crashing, bursting into flames, and eventually ripping open a time-dimensional rift to hell... i've decided against ever doing that again, instead, i put:

IKA-CHAN'S FAVORITE MOMENTS IN...:

Naruto: Sailor Hinata, Ino being rejected by the fat guy, Choji going butterfly-man, Shino busting a laugh, Anytime Shino backhands someone, Anko realizing she's the one who left Orochimaru, Tsunade winning the lottery, Jiraiya being punted over the monument, the mega Slug-Toad-Snake showdown, Orochimaru proving he's got more btches then he can count, Haku saying 'i'm a boy', Sai asking 'Do you even have a Pen-15?', Sai trying to 'comfort' Naruto, Original Kyuu-kun always beats a fake, the 'Rei-bi' squish monster, Mouryou, Naruto being asked to have someone's babies, Onbu, Kakashi's new squad is better then his old one, Every time Sanbi gave a 'WTF?' look before smashing something, being proven right as Guren and Yuukimaru walk off into the sunset... and the latest in the manga: Kurenai's having 'who's' baby? Itachi proving he is the only REAL Uchiha, WaterMellon, Juugo the kid, Killa-Bee's rap-a-thon, 'it takes HOW MANY swords to kill a sannin?', Froggy-beat down, Froggy-sensei says 'Beat-up-side-the-head', and finally THE CONFESSION!! and Naruto tripping-sht over what happened, three words: Snow-Trooper-Samurai -squeels-, the Raikage proving just how awesome Kumo is, a tiny rock takes down a village, and Kyuu-kun being decidedly evil... (go read the manga)

Bleach: Matsumoto is a pedophile, Matsumoto molests Orihime, 'My boobs beat your boobs', Karakura Erotica, they're 'handheld', that yuri-chick molests Orihime and gets killed by Tatsuki, the creepy squid think possesing Tatsuki, Chad proving yet again he's AWESOME!! Uryuu being the only guy to blush and push up his glasses everytime Orihime's juggs are mentioned, Mayuri's 'science', Nemu's revival, Rukia giving a 'Dynamic Entry', Rukia's drawings, Kenpachi having 'fun', Yachiru making that one-guy pss his pants, Rainbow sword time, Bounto-oh-Bounto how we miss you so!! Bounto: We're spiritual vampires so we're just that cool, Elevator going sideways, Continuity, Yourichi transforming, Yourichi messing with Soifong, or the other-way-around, Cat in the Hat, Grimjaw taking back his position, Kyouraku's Hallow mirror image revealing he's 'number 1', Oomada learning its better to get hit in the face, the first time we heard 'SNAP!!' from Hinamori, Komamura is a dog oh-my!! Old-man powers, Wabisuke finally being used as it should be, Komamura approves of whale-tossing, every time Rukia (the midget) has to beat up Ichigo (the hero) to get him to stop being a pssy... and new pluses from the manga... HOLY SH-T I LOVE SOIFONG'S BANKAI!! -squeels like a little girl- and the cannon goes 'BOOM!!', 'And the Attack power, puts shame to the word Assassin', Komamura baring his fangs as Tousen, mien gawd the vizard are brutal, and hot d-mn do you NOT p-ss off SoiFong, and Hacchi is the man!! 'What if i made you a deal?', 'Say it again...' (Chapter 369 is officially my favorite chap to date -evil grin-)

Xenosaga: Battle-androids like doing the dishes, KOS-MOS learns to dance, oh-my-god you're a Gnosis, boom-salt, all the gore from the first game, OH-MY-GOD everyone got plastic sergury, OMG!! KOS-MOS you got beat for Deus by a Kurshwasier (anime), MOMO this is why you stay away from pedophiles, Allen grows a spine, Ziggy being called 'Ziggy', Lt. Vanderkaum, Dora-the-explora, its Edre Kaiser not Elements senshi, Evil Professor, its Jin not Citan, Merkava not Merkaba, Alchemy colors, Biblical references, KOS-MOS' Gnosis absorber, X-BUSTER, X-Scythe, how in the first one you got to actually deathblow the enemies, how in the first one you could either fight by yourself or in the MEGA-TANK AG-5 against that one repeat guy, or just have KOS-MOS do lvl 50 X-BUSTER twice in a row, How Albedo is amazingly easy to kill despite being immortal, ooh mutants!!, this version's Billy Lee Black doesn't have guns and is actually an Angel, Gnosis = Wels, Zohar, 'No, my name is Nephilem, not Ellehym', 'I'm still Abel', 'Mommy i have to put the =air= back in', its all in the cocanuts, finally real Gea- er E.S. fights, 'you think you have unrequited love problems, i'm Mary!!', 'Yes i want to loop eternity with a giant clock-compass-thing', 'I am the puppetmaster', 'I am the REAL puppetmaster', 'you hurt my face now must die', 'yes i was back there, back then', Blue eyes over red eyes, Furry KOS-MOS, 'No, i no longer serve you', that weird mini-game in the third one, Albedo has always been pimpin', Guinen has always been pimpin', Rubedo... yea, Black Turtle man, They actually used THE line, floating island in space, METEMPSYCHOSIS!! its arms are Virge and Weltal, Omega I.D., T-elos' inferiority complex, KOS-MOS has to fight what? lets take a trip into everyone's head, planet-eating ships...

Xenogears: Yes, i'm the original, no you're not the original, Krilian thinks you're hot, there goes your parents, 'haven't you noticed everyone else is blonde?', chu-chu is real, there are more chu-chu's, humongo-chu-chu, Maria is useless, Sebastian super-cannon, Old man Bal is really a sage, Caspar is your daddy-in-law, you're kid is psychic, priest's sell themselves for money, the real reason Prim is mute, Rico is your son, the man in black, 'Doth thou desire the power', Dora-the-explora the original, rediculously tall towers, super-mirrors, the guy's got a whip and knows how to use it, this is the Nth time you've been in jail, yay ethos, Of course she had to die, rocking chairs, the generators, D-block btches, Big Joe, she has purple hair and blue eyes therefore she's Mhiang, Elly goes evil, Billy saying 'Where's my gun?', Daddy Jesse, why you should never trust the government or the church, Solarians eat people, Trust Citan no matter what he says, 'I'll die to save to you', 'I'll die to save you... AGAIN!!', w00t powerups!!, yay for old caves, what's with the nano-tech, why's everyone joining their gears that way, She finally gets in it, she almost gets kill in it, we're hanging on what would be crosses if not for copyright, city in the sky, city in the sky gets shot down, 'this is our kid from 4000 years ago', 'i must save her', 'i must save him', Id, Baby grows up, 'Kim is Kim', underwater hike, priest with no flesh, 'Red-rum', Gears beat T-rex, those chicken things, this is the Xth compound-thing we've broken into, ooh giant ships, its the mini-boss, its the mega-boss, its GOD!! its god's rotting corpse, its a giant computer, Uroboras, purple-monkey-man, 'I'm not trash!!', 'is it a 'he' or 'she'?' 'Hey!! you have two wings!!' the nuns, 'so we're going into the crypt...', omnigears, SOL-9000, 'you are a -lamb-', the first time she pointed a gun at him, the greatest line EVER: 'I'm a coward!', and in the end you get to kill god, good for you...

Parasite Eve: 'who are you and why don't you die?', 'why am i NOT on fire?', 'I'm a cop', how Eve deals with T-Rex skeletons, Central Park Instrumentality, best opera EVER!!, 'You're the only one not effected' 'crp', the black guy catches on fire saving the world, that asian guy knows everything, 'why am i waking up in someone else's apartment?', best crab-monster ever!!, centapiede monster, monkey-things in the zoo, 'All the animals got out', opera to die for, fighter-jets can't beat a giant cell, 'all i want to do is have a baby', no you don't jump off the roof, yes you jump out of the heliocopter, yes you jump off the boat, run run as fast as you can or it'll touch you!!, generators go BOOM!!, yay the navy's here, Eve makes you go boom!, Liberate!! the real boss is? goo on the floor, Shiva, the crippled old lady turned into what? your momma is? its a blob monster and it will take your gun, the dress does nothing, 'i need this much junk to make a rocket-launcher', the old guy dies, she hits you on the home turf, creepy things jumping out of boxes, realizing when the sun comes up that suddenly it all makes sense... glowing purple eyes...

Parasite Eva 2: 'she's my what?!', that's your baby, that's the guy you're gonna flirt with for the whole game, that's No.9, see him run, see him set a machete on fire, cut the wires, aim for the ceiling, 'What was in these cages?', 'What happened to the Doctor?', 'What's that under the bed?', different kinds of ammo, MM1, the black guy doesn't like you, the black guy gets hurt, She's really a monster, watch out for the fat things, you only get so much BP, look at the giant crysilis thing, who's your daddy now, old man and his dog, what happens to the dog, let's go into the mine, hit the barrels, its gonna jump you, 'Human' zoo, bunny things totaled your car, 'And i just paid it off', drunk at the empty bar, 'you better pay for that', welcome to LA watch out for the falling heliocopters, geek-squad to the rescue, it fails, convenient smoke, its alive, its gonna eat you, 'oh snap!! Bishop behind you!!', the military is just for show, they took you're little sister, the super-weapon is teh same one from the first one and you also get it from the black guy, how to really raise a messed up kid, its all in the genes, biggest-creepiest-final-boss-EVER!! its not the final-boss, she teleports, set the world on fire, and she doesn't even get a backstory... epilouge, and back to the museum...

Legend of Dragoon: Sentai for the win, you are color coded, no you can't get rid of the red-guy, she's your 'best friend', best friend goes to jail, he's not 'lance-a-lot', the black monster, 'sure i can cook', 'its my mom's house', the old master beats all, the hooded guy is bad, she's gonna kill you!!, attack of the gold ranger, enter 'Rose', Dragoon's 101, 'oh sht we're poisoned', 'God give me power!!', ghost ship, Meru's entrence, anything Meru does, the fact that she looks 16 but is probably older then haschel, Giganto buys the shingy gold stone, spirits of the dead attack you, D.lvling, Albert doing rose dance, 'oh no they killed the cool guy', its in your chest, your uncle is evil, he's really your grandpa, yay for astrologers, 10,000 years ago this happened, no this happened, no- rose beats you up 'ask me for the real story', on to the land of ice, its kamui, the mermaid chick is bad, black screen of death, Meru's got a hammer, then she gets and even bigger one, rainbow butterflies, winglies right? they're dead right? no, fairies in the forest, lets go to the volcano, valley of corrupt gravity, that dragon has 7 wings and shots laser beams, you're sword does what? Llyod is a pimp, we know you slept with her, Maranda, 'God save us!!', white dragon isn't very picky, Sherly the undead, beat the bandit, giant earthworms, under the desert, secret wingly fortrest, 'She's HOW old?!', you're real mom is? she could have been you're mom, the real enemy is? its not that guy, that guy, or that guy... when the sphere, mirror and dagger combine all hll breaks loose, the moon that never sets, Sowa said 'let their be a giant tree' and there was, a mantaray that flies, the Virage are coming, what's inside the moon that never sets, 'wait, we're stopping god?', fate-what?, he's your dad, daddy kicks your ss up and down the street, why do you get the demolition bow right before the final boss? the wingly god is hindu? he summons elephants, Michael the dark dragon, the black choker, Rose and black, its all so obvious once its revealed, stone appearently doesn't kill you, the ultimate sacrifice, and the happy ending...

Teen Titans: 'Who's touching my grubnacks?', 'this is some form of duel, yes?', Starfire the matchstick, Raven's almost 'i told you so', Nevermore, Robin's relationship with Slade, Cyborg the pimp, 'we had a school dance', he goes back in time, she goes into the future, she goes to other dimentions, daddy is the devil, waffles, tofu from space, geeks save the day, mad mod, don't eat the pie, 'no one's allowed in my room for a reason', stay away from the Tamaranian food, stay away from the 'feasting' Tamaranians, 'this is your groom', mittens, blob-monsters, silky, zorka berries go great with everything, The Beast, 'we're trying to have a moment, don't ruin it' five seconds later he does, the future bites, competitive male gaming, Cy approved supped up EVERYTHING!!, Gizmo the mini, how beast boy got that game, the only thing in Tokyo to read is bubble-gum, Jinx, its all because of BB, tag-off, Raven the babysitter, don't mess with her kids, alien squid monsters, we said 'hello' with a kiss, the silly mask, and drool for the camera

Inuyasha: 'What do you mean its over?!', because Rumiko says so, he's so a lolicon, Sesshie's unnamed Mom, she likes to eat little girls, Kagome's magic bike, 'so you sck because the ultimate evil says so?', Kikyo the Zanpakbow, always spiders, how long have we been looking for this 'one' shard, of course its in Hll, Tenseiga is like the dragonballs, 'open says me', 'yes lord Sesshomaru', busting out the new arm, its the creature of the week, the one time Naraku does something good he kills somebody, evil meets evil means the forest melts down, chest-arrow does nothing, she'd rather save the kid, 'My priorities are kinda scrwed up right now', your whole family died, your dad died, your dad has been dead, and your's never existed, fox acadamey, drunken mountain, she doesn't seem to mind the 'hand' anymore, misquetoes are useless, 'its all for you', 'lets die together', 'yes i'll give you twenty kids', 'its all in the distant past', 'it was all the newts fault', 'i trust you why don't you trust me?', Midoriko says so, Hirakoutsu loves you not him, its jealous, upgrade of the week, Naraku STILL hasn't healed, Kanna's true powers, she actually hates him, the Bakeneko guys, 'it doesn't cut the living', 'you're mom is a btch and you're daddy didn't love you', its all a giant Xanatos Gambit!! the wish will not make you happy, and how many places was her soul at once?

Ergo Proxy: 'the truth won't make you happy', busy doing nothing, the hair, the theme park, into the pond, you really are? masceara that doesn't run while it rains but does when you cry, where did she pull that shotgun out of?, Iggy, pino is so cute, 'he stopped moving', momma goes on a rampage, 'so this is the end?', 'you're a traitor', 'i'm the real one', he's still moving screens even though the powers out, kill all the preying machines, going up against something you really shouldn't, you have two bullets and that's all, it doesn't kill him, 'so you're the real one', 'my purpose is?', she did it because her master said so, everyone has their place, you are both the luckiest and unluckiest person alive, the gameshow, he always wins, the baby-makers, 'she's not the real one', red thread, what you wish the world really was, 'its all in your head', talking statues, grandpa's evil, and the shuttles come down...

Mononoke: the snow, the sword, monkey face, blood isn't red, so you're back in the 1920s, the manikans, 'i'm just a medicine seller', she's still got a thing for you, Kayo's back, the truth hurts, Bakeneko wants it told straight, don't pss off the cat, the masks, 'it smells like...', 'that's not wood', 'its your baby', never stay at that place, the priest isn't pure, goldfish, we used cutting edge technology to make it look old, '...ka?', ofuuda wizard, he swoons, pointy ears, 'don't look at it or you'll go blind', 'ONNA!!', you're never having kids... 'the truth is...'

Ayakashi: you're all going mad, Tengu, Nue, squishy blob-monsters, that's not snow, pinky likes you, she really killed your girlfriend, unluckiest man in the world, the older sister, that sword, its not orochi, you're real power is cute, never noticed she had two, its gonna kill you, and in the end she's still blind...

Blue Gender: They cut out WHAT?! O,O!! The blue are really bunnies, it has no core, you are scrwed, we're all really scrwed, she starts off as an ice-queen-btch who later becomes a saint, he starts off as a weak-whiny-pssy who later becomes psycho-killer, 'i'll take a bullet for you', she can ride one too, 'it not just a kiss', Marlene's jealous, second earth has bad security, coniving old people, 'we've got plenty more', they just keep getting better, Double-edge demon from hll!!, the blood suddenly went blue, 'let's go into the center of the hive', 'they're not to be trusted', 'the truth', scheming guy in black, showers, body-suits, creepy 14yr olds, yes that's a matress, who's doing what in the background, isn't that considered rape? roofies galore, gaia is a giant flower, mankind is a cancer, 'i have to do this alone', 'what about our child!', amd there goes second earth...

Sailor Moon: Sailor Star maker's 'Gentle Uterus' attack, those aren't guys, the tree of death, Jedite, 'Energio', 'We all died?!', 'i'm you're child from the future', circus from hll, mirror mirror, the bad guys are always from the 'bad moon clan', you fell in love with a unicorn, Sailor Mars' bad dates, airplanes, this new store, 'Everyone run she's about to do Shinning Aqua Illusion!!', Jupiter got two, Venus got one, Mars got two, but Mercury took down the Genjutsu, they all had dates in the first season but conveniently forgot them thereafter, Mercury at the ferris wheel with the psychic boy, how in Season Four Mercury knew more then they did, Jupiter and Venus come as a set, two-timing, three-timing, Diana, Haruka isn't a boy yet they keep hitting on her, 'WORLD SHAKING!!', best death scene EVER!! nothing beats 'Death scream', the baby is stronger then all of us combined, final battles done and over with, Haruka and Michiru for the win, Sailor Galaxia, we all know Pluto is sitting in front of a Tv with a bag of cheetos, 'chibi-chibi?', 200 episodes and only 20-something panty-shots, sailor iron-mouse, Mamarou is the damsel in distress again, and the kicker: Naked-Hug-Attack saves the universe!!

Evangelion: Rei with toast, today you get to go nuts, get in and pilot it or Rei does, 'we still have Rei', she always has the same wounds, Rei-quarium, its in his left hand, hedge-hog complex, SEELE is a bunch of perverts, you're head just got cut off, you almost killed your friend, she saved your life by nearly killing herself, epic sniper rifle, the german girl wears no panties, 'Dance like you want to Live!!', Pen-pen, what did misato just eat, old boyfriends, old lady and her cats, cleaning day, 'Hey we're still stuck in here naked!!', 'Sex-fiends', 'its a misunderstanding', the EVA doesn't like you, yes she is your mom, no she's not your mom, momma's doll, 'she's on her period', 'it went into orbit', bomber angel, questionable relationships, he's not a lolicon, 'lets have sex like we used to', because its not the good old days, she's sleeping with her boss, she's sleeping with a spy, its finally gone berserk, 'give me back my shinji!!', 'i'd rather be between misato's mellons', 'The truth is...', LCL is what?, welcome to closed space, 'Its in my mind!!', cicadas, 'If Shinji is denser then lead, then Rei Ayanami is off the atomic scale', 'thermo-dynamics', she did it for you, its all in your head, Kaouru meets Rei III, Asuka going out in style to 99 red baloons, the choosen one, instrumentality, scks to be lilith, the angels really are?, yes those explosions look like crosses, dumb-friends with cameras, skip over 2001, Nuka-walker, the code doesn't work, and in the end you choose this?

Digital Devil Saga: Best death scenes in the existence of everything, yes you are a demon, eat them to survive, 'soylent-what?', the ginder, he's in the basement, rediculously tall tower, Angel is a what?, orange concurs the world, hardest boss fight in existence, the Demi-Fiend will own on you, its all a lie, Null Sleep has a purpose, 'The kind prince and the mean prince', the castle themepark, 'Why won't you say anything?!', Argilla finally gets to whip bat, everybody gets a tatoo, yes its on her boob, yes its on her butt, 'I am a general', Gale's switch-foot, Cielo suddenly has an accent, cerberus for the win, catch all the mitamas, best Arahibaki of all SMT, Death flies over and over again, the water tunnel, the cat, schordinger speaks, she took your power, oh no he's dead, oh no he's not? the black sun, enter Abbadon, what's cannabilism, save the kids, cielo takes one for the team, Gale finds his honey, beach party, oh dear the satellites, you are now walking on the sun, you are now one, 'is it a he or a she?', let's beat satan, and it turns out god is a giant gun...

... i think i've had a enough fun, you may only get these if you've seen/played whatever it is, otherwise, just laugh...

-insert witty remarks here-

Currently Writing (Posted): -title (category)-

An Anthropological Study of The Hyuuga (Naruto): The greatest secret Hyuuga Hiashi has, the secret behind why the Hyuuga are so damn smug around everybody else, and why everyone to them looks exactly the same...

ANBU no Yoko (Naruto): AU, When Kyuubi went berserk and attacked Konoha, Yondaime gave the demon lord a choice: Be sealed inside his son completely and die when he does or have almost all of his demonic youkai sealed in said child and he be turned into a human and have a second chance at getting his revenge on the person who hurt him. It didn't take long for the nine-tailed fox to decide, the first option would kill Yondaime AND his wife while the second only killed the Yondaime. With a great roar the great beast gave his answer and on that day a beast and a man died but a child, his mother, and a stranger survived. Kyuubi was a demon, but Yoko is an ANBU elite who uses his ancient knowledge to protect his greatest advisory's vixen and kit, along with other's he seems to keep adopting. dispite Yoko's promise to protect them his main focus is finding the bastard that wronged him and rip him apart with his new human hands. Along the way events take place and Yoko does what he can to keep his new pack from being destroyed, and he helps raise and train 'his kits' along with friends he seems to pick up, like boy named after a weasle and a woman with a thing for snakes. Will Yoko ever find his true advisory and defeat him? Will he ever get the hang of these pesky things humans call 'emotions'? and what will change because of Kyuubi no Yoko's meddling in a human body?

Its a Wonderful Life... Right? (Naruto): (For those that know the movie 'Its a Wonderful Life' you can guess what's going on) Something happened, and now Naruto is left to wonder in darkness, a world that is similar to his own, but everything is different, everything is off, everything is just wrong!! He is being lead around this strange yet familiar world by and unusual woman, almost like a ghost, she says little, and what she does say makes no sense to him. He doesn't know what caused this, what happened, or how he can fix it... or if he even wants to... something's broken inside Naruto, and he gave up on the world he knew, and is now 'here'... where-ever 'here' is, with this strange spectre in a trench coat toating him around...

Closing Time (Bleach): (Song-ish fic to SemiSonic's 'Closing Time') its closing time, one last call for alcohol, everyone finish their sake or beer, they don't have to go home but they can't stay here, everyone wants someone to take them home, who's taking who home, and who's staying at the bar till everyone is gone, and who comes to pick her up and take her home...

Fascinating New Thing (Bleach): (Song-ish fic to SemiSonic's 'Fascinating New Thing') Its a Fascinating New Thing, it starts with a flirt, then a save, and maybe a flower and a hug... so what if its not really 'New'...

Breakfast at Tiffany's (Bleach): (Song-ish fic to Deep Blue Something's 'Breakfast at Tiffany's) She says they have nothing in common, no common ground to start from, that they're falling apart, and their lives are coming between them... He tries to find that one thing they've got in common... that one thing they've got...

Who you callin' Hyuuga? (Naruto): (AU) The Raikage is a powerful man, and he wants nothing more then to make sure his village is safe, it may be peace time now, but the next war is always around the corner, so one can never be 'too' prepared... With his brother as the Hachibi, and having 'acquired' the Nibi, a normal person would think this would be enough to protect Kumo... WRONG!! Not to the Raikage, he deems it necessary to 'acquire' a few more bloodlines and techniques to keep his village safe, and one he's after just happens to be the Hyuuga's Byakuugan... this time he gets it...

Piccy of Yorihi and Hizashi older: http://ikasury.deviantart.com/art/Yorihi-Hizashi-10yrs-Later-136405683

Another Reason to Hate Him... (Bleach): (absolute crack) SoiFong woke up today, thinking it was going to be the same as every other day, with her sword pissing her off first thing, coming to work late, and having to deal with paperwork, training, and a captain's meeting later... well, it would have been a normal day if it wasn't for the workings of a certain man... at least, she thinks its his fault...

Well, i'm off, to get a life and what-not... i wonder what all will change when i get back... oh well...

Till next -salute-waves- Sayounara, Mina!!

-Ikasury