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since: 08-04-06, id: 1107114
location: United States
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Name: Jen.

Age: 15

Lives: Yes. I mean, in Scenic Hawaii.

Wants: A penguin. Or a Starbucks Mocha Cappuccino.

Likes: To rebel. (Even if she continues to walk the stuffy road of canon-ism.)

OTP: SasuSaku. (And I don't really give a damn about what people say about Sakura. She's awesome. :D)

BLAH:
11.3.07

Posted "Kawarimi", my first oh god-it's-rated-M-for-MATURE fanfiction. It's nothing too bad I think. I mean, it's more rated for the mention of sex than the actual content. So, uh, yeah. If you can deal with it, then cool. If you can't, then hm. Your loss? (I guess.)

J.B. hearts J.A.

DumbBiotchRant:

I hate it when people put 'I suk at summrys' or something equally stupid in their summaries. It's extremely off-putting.

Oh Jesus, I hate Brussels sprouts.

I despise with the whitehotintensityofathousandsuns SasuHina. DX

And I hate when authors write about pairings they don't like. (Like in this one fic. The summary sounds SO good and it's SasuSaku so I'm all cheering and SQUEEing and going omg, this is going to pwn! And then I open the first chapter and the author goes, "like, ok. i don't like SasuSaku. actually, I exteremly HATE it. so yeah. i'm just doing this cuz i can soyeah. whatevr.") Like, what the hell man? Stick to the pairings you like would you? We have enough haters outside the fandom. We don't need ones in it.





1. Kawarimi reviews
They were long, slow nights and she was dying underneath the mask. [SasuSaku] [onesided SasuKarin] [oneshot]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07
2. Building Castles » reviews
Moved Out. Kicked Out. Been Out. Three teens with no place to go? Oh god. Moving in has never been so awkward. [SasuSaku] [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 7-31-07
3. Scrabble and Daiquiris reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-07
4. Living For Your Whims reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-19-06 - Published: 9-19-06
5. Unconventional reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-29-06
6. An Issue of Competition reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
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